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Kym RPG

Last posted Dec 28, 2010 at 06:11PM EST. Added Nov 15, 2010 at 09:33AM EST
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As soon as i finish Fallout Chronicles, i’ll work on the KYM game i started.
Some things that are already setup:
The character lineup:
Me- warrior/paladin/berserker? tank, totally over the top and impatient
Moargun- uber accurate archer/sniper/DPS/backup healer, reasonable but often fed up with my bluntness and impatience
Vlad- Buffing/primary healer/mage/support, level headed and polite
CjayS: Special Effect/Poisoning/Enemy Debuffing/Assassin, doesn’t really talk that much (kinda like Gordon Freeman from Half Life)

Premise:
Mellow, queen of the Greater Interwebs Memedom of Kym, summons the four with grave news: General Smugleaf, under the command of the Troll Empress Boxxy, has amassed a vast military of newfags, spammers, and trolls.

Some bosses:
A Cthulhu like oldfag, either called the Eldritchfag, the Foreverfag, or the Starfag
MissingNo
BEN (elegy statue) (what is my deal with the majora’s mask????)
Skinner (based on the Skin Taker from Candle Cove)

Last edited Nov 15, 2010 at 09:36AM EST
Nov 15, 2010 at 09:33AM EST
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Some items:
Cheezburger-heals Hp
Double Cheezburger- heals more hp
PS3 Game- key item, given to Lanthus in a fetch quest

Some abilities:
Falcon Punch:used by me- damages & stuns target
Kill it with Fire: used by Vlad- does fire damage to all foes

Nov 15, 2010 at 09:36AM EST
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Blubber said it would be a good idea to capitalize on the KYM RPG idea

Nov 15, 2010 at 10:44AM EST
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Meh. KYM 2.0 has been out for, like, 20 minutes and pwnzer’s already triple posting.

Nov 15, 2010 at 11:28AM EST
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I’m planning on making it patchable, because like the internet itself, the KYM rpg is never finished evolving

Nov 16, 2010 at 07:14AM EST
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Opening cinematic: shows a town within Mellow’s, uh, queendom. Just off the coast, you see Troll Empire warships approaching. you can see the confusion and panic in the eyes of the townsfolk. Then, we see our four heroes walking into the Kym Capital city, each with a different theme song:( thinking about other theme songs, but for now, mine is “Ain’t no Rest for the Wicked” by Cage the Elephant)

Nov 16, 2010 at 11:14AM EST
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Soooo… Are you planning on programming, designing and giving ideas to a full game all by yourself, and no development team?

What engine will this be in anyway? Do you have any previous projects that you can show so we know your abilities? And, final question, what language are you planning to program in?

Nov 16, 2010 at 12:04PM EST

Stoffe wrote:

Soooo… Are you planning on programming, designing and giving ideas to a full game all by yourself, and no development team?

What engine will this be in anyway? Do you have any previous projects that you can show so we know your abilities? And, final question, what language are you planning to program in?

He’s using RPG maker. lol

Last edited Nov 16, 2010 at 12:11PM EST
Nov 16, 2010 at 12:10PM EST

Stoffe wrote:

Facepalm^

Nov 16, 2010 at 12:33PM EST

Stoffe is good at pee-ann-o
He shall be rocking in ma show

aaaaaawww shucks I already did that joke



Nov 16, 2010 at 12:50PM EST
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Sweatie Killer wrote:

Facepalm^

Are you facepalming Stoffe?
PS: Stoffe is the weakest boss in the game,

Nov 16, 2010 at 12:51PM EST
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Making an RPG glorifying members and denigrating others on here isn’t the route to take…..

Last edited Nov 16, 2010 at 01:19PM EST
Nov 16, 2010 at 01:18PM EST
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kero~ wrote:

Making an RPG glorifying members and denigrating others on here isn’t the route to take…..

QFT.

Nov 16, 2010 at 02:59PM EST

kero~ wrote:

Making an RPG glorifying members and denigrating others on here isn’t the route to take…..

This. :/

Nov 16, 2010 at 03:32PM EST
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I’ll be those 10 wolves you have to kill for the first quest.
Or some old man who rambles about curses or whatnot and seems like he has something important to say when infact all that leaves his mouth is utter rubbish.

Nov 16, 2010 at 05:12PM EST
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THERE IS A SLEEPING JAMIE DUBS IN THE ROAD
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nov 16, 2010 at 05:20PM EST

jaimie dubs and the other major researches are like the queen’s advisors

Nov 17, 2010 at 04:26AM EST
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I should be god, its only fair.

Nov 17, 2010 at 05:59AM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:

I should be god, its only fair.

No it’s not!
PS: The first quest does not have wolves, it involves constructing more pylons (introducing the players to the crafting system) and killing a ‘sentrybot’ to get a PS3 game for Lanthus

Nov 17, 2010 at 07:06AM EST
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Also, after the player beats smugleaf, there’s a movie of him crawling out of the rubble during the ending and then a version of “Still Alive” he wrote plays in the background.

Nov 18, 2010 at 07:08AM EST
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This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

Angrypwnzer’s game
It’s more stupid than Cheetah Men II
Don’t play this anymore, okay,
Unless you want to be dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
He just keeps on trying, with all the tries that he makes
I wish he’d just stop, because this thread is a flop,
Oh God, why is he… Still alive?

I’ll write that second verse later.

Nov 18, 2010 at 07:52AM EST
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Dude, why do rip on my idea? You kill Boxxy and lead a massive troll army/cult in an attack on KYM. And you’re the FINAL BOSS. I’m giving you major props here!

Nov 18, 2010 at 01:48PM EST
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I’ll need ideas for weapon names: Vlad carries a lot of staffs, i use a bunch of hammers/swords, moargun uses bows/crossbows/guns(duh!) and Cjays uses knives and darts.

Nov 18, 2010 at 03:00PM EST
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And the boss I am carries massive genitals…?

Nov 18, 2010 at 04:42PM EST

Omomon uses two baseball bats. how did he get the bats? he stole them.

Nov 18, 2010 at 06:21PM EST
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omg can i be the tutorial since my name is the voice of reason

Nov 18, 2010 at 06:27PM EST
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Everyone wants to play me, im the one who thought kym could make a great game in the first place.

Nov 18, 2010 at 08:51PM EST
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Hey, i’m MAKING the game, doesn’t that count for something?

Nov 19, 2010 at 04:18AM EST
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PS i made a song for the creepypasta segment simply called “songoffear”. It’s an orchestral version of the Lavender Town theme playing simultaneously with a reversed Song of Healing.
Also, for the cinematic that plays before the fianl boss fight with smugleaf, it goes down like this:
All four of the heroes are on the war-torn ground, exhausted from the fight with Empress Boxxy, and Boxxy’s looking pretty spent,too. All of the sudden, a knife goes through her gut, and she slumps over, revelaing her attacker: her own right-hand man and general, Smugleaf.
“You sicken me.” laughs Smugleaf.
“Now…to finish off these pests!”
Angrypwnzer groans in pain and pulls himself from the rubble.
“I won’t let you do that.”
(to be continued in next post)

Last edited Nov 19, 2010 at 07:17AM EST
Nov 19, 2010 at 07:04AM EST
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anyway, angrypwnzer pulls out his sword and throws it, pinning Smugleaf to a half destroyed fortress wall.
“You think you can stop me?” Laughs Smugleaf. “Give up now. You can’t fight me.”
Pwnzer stares down Smugleaf.
“I am Angrypwnzer, and I always fight to my last breath.”
With that, “New Divide” by Linkin Park blares out, and as the other three try to get up to help pwnzer, they see him in an epic duel with the general.

Nov 19, 2010 at 07:24AM EST
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And how much of this game, or any game for that matter, have you actually done so far?

Nov 19, 2010 at 04:33PM EST

My stats .
Strength. 5/10
Defense. 6/10
magic attack. 9/10
magic defense. 9/10
Evashion. 2/10
luck. 9/10.
con 2/10
hp 7/10
As you can guess I am a mage with the spell [ the game and exploshion ].
Already learned when I am gotten
[ Those are rare spells]

Nov 19, 2010 at 05:22PM EST
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Link to the song i made for the creepypasta segment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAZvtRr1DEw&feature=youtube_gdata

Nov 19, 2010 at 07:46PM EST
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Answer my question, dammit!

slams fist in table

Nov 19, 2010 at 08:18PM EST

angrypwnzer, I don’t mean any offense, but the reason people are resistant to the idea of you making an KYM RPG is because you’ve only been on the site for about a month so your ideas of what comprises the KYM community are uninformed.

No mention of Brad Kim, Captain Blubber, Jostin, Tomberry, Real Genius, Tristan or Redspear?
This presents a problem.

Nov 20, 2010 at 01:52PM EST
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@ Enraged Panzer: Why not? I was asking valid questions, and I’m expecting you to answer them.

Nov 20, 2010 at 01:56PM EST

I am a level 7 rocketman equiped with a RPG of American’s Bane.

Last edited Nov 20, 2010 at 02:02PM EST
Nov 20, 2010 at 01:59PM EST

kero~ wrote:

Making an RPG glorifying members and denigrating others on here isn’t the route to take…..

Very true, You need to be careful if your going ahead with this pwnser.

I’d prefer a katana and a wakizashi, but if not, I guess knives and darts would be fine. And if this does go ahead, thanks for putting us in it, but remeber Chris’ words. They are very true.

Nov 20, 2010 at 02:15PM EST
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