Steven Universe - Garnet! Amethyst! Pearl! Connie! Steven! Together We Are The... Crystal Gems!

*sigh * Is this my life now? I spend like a decade in the desert waiting for her to come back. And she does… but only kind of since now she's half of this kid. And now i'm just a badass pet for the physiologically scarred one, the mass-y one, and the thirsty one. And the stupid one's girlfriend. Now I know why she never introduced me to anyone she knew. We got like one smart one, and she doesn't even have a gem. I woke up for this dammit.

I love giving dialog to animal characters like these