Rule 34 - If there isn't p--- of it, then it doesn't exist

What would porn of ethical capitalism even look like?

"Oh Mr. Billionaire, the way your rational self interest leads indirectly to prosperity for all just makes me so hot and bothered! I want you to come over here right now and deregulate me all over this carpet!"

actually you're invoking the law of quantum pornography, which will create the porn