The Inner Machinations Of My Mind Are An Enigma

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The Inner Machinations Of My Mind Are An Enigma is a famous line by SpongeBob SquarePants character Patrick Star that has often been quoted, referenced, and redrawn online in memes.

Origin

On September 7th, 2001, Episode 35a of Spongebob Squarepants, The Secret Box, first aired on TV. In one scene, Patrick Star argues with SpongeBob about looking inside his secret box.^[1] Patrick says:

No, SpongeBob! It's for me to know and for you to never find out. You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

The scene then pans to Patrick's thoughts, which inexplicably show a carton of milk spilling over. The earliest known repost of the scene to YouTube was posted by Nathan Kope on August 8th, 2009, gaining over 241,000 views in nearly fifteen years (shown below).

The earliest known meme made of the scene was posted on November 7th, 2010 by YouTuber Sliacen (shown below), which gained over 108,000 views and 2,000 likes in thirteen and a half years.

Spread

The quote and the scene itself have been used in myriad ways throughout the 2010s. The earliest recorded examples of fan art using this meme are two drawings of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters, posted on DeviantArt in late 2011 by Imp-Da-Cat^[2] and JackiePhantom13.^[3] The latter gained some notable traction, and was favorited 224 times.

The quote continued seeing common use in memes throughout the 2010s and into the 2020s. More recent examples include an image macro posted to iFunny^[5] on November 5th, 2021 by absnowman that gained 15 likes in three years (shown below, left) and a Clever Thoughts meme posted January 28th, 2024 in /r/196^[4] by migratingcoconut_ that gained over 770 points in three months (shown below, right).

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