Waifu - Honey, please wake up our son

Listen asshole, I'm staying loyal to my waifu until the day I die, and I will be rewarded for that loyalty in the afterlife, where we will be united in paradise together for eternity.
If you want to slut around with 3DPD, you go right ahead, but don't think your memes are gonna convince me to surrender my virginity to a lesser woman.