Vladimir Putin - ofc it will be worth it

"I could tell our Glorious Leader about this, but the risk of being suspected as complicit is too high and I have a wife and kids who need me at home. Forgive me, O Motherland, for I am too weak to defend your Majesty this day, and too unpatriotic to not take this everlasting guilt to my grave."

"Those fuckers are at it again, aren't they?"