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13 Bits Of Patter From Scottish Twitter

The Scots are a historied people, and having a rather different dialect from British-English or American-English leads to natural humor. This is because it's pretty far "outside the norm." For many of us, this is a refreshing change, while also being pretty amusing considering the dialect these people use can sound pretty strange to the rest of us. Tweets from the Scots have a very distinct quality that distinguishes them from the usual nonsense on Twitter.

One central point of collection for the hilarious espousing of the Scots online is the subreddit pertaining to Scottish Twitter. It's one of our favorite Twitter communities, often giving us some absolutely hilarious content that we can't find anywhere else in the world. Clearly, the Scots are having the time of their lives on social media, and we're absolutely loving what we're finding here. Below, we've curated some of their funniest tweets to give you just a little taste of their best.

Fly Flying

party ross anthem @Rauss_Mc Noticed there was a fly on our flight and it full on blew my mind. That lad has no clue that he's full on emigrated. Will never see any of his family or pals ever again 5:48 pm 路 13 Nov 18 4,428 Retweets 36.6K Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Beautiful Interpretation

Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard in Glasgow. "A butterfly is just a moth ga'un on a night out".

(Source: Reddit)

An Achievement To Be Sure

脟氓tt眉m X @callumkchadwick mental how someone out there has eaten the most crisps in the world and they dont even know about their achievement

(Source: Reddit)

A Wee Boost

Tweet there's a soft wee cactus in my hall and whenever i touch it on passing i say ouch and pretend it hurt to encourage it's confidence 01:11 路 10/03/2020 路 Twitter for iPhone 151 Retweets 3.330 Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Fair Point

Deril Wyles @DerilWyles Guy from the TV licence chapped my uncles pals door and he told them he didny have a telly and the guy was like you've got an aerial on your roof and he said l've got a pint of milk in the fridge disny mean l've got a coo out the back and shut the door >

(Source: Reddit)

Too Soon John

cat @catstewartt Ma hamster has to lose its eye n John sent me this :)))))))) Her eye is fully shut now 11:33 am / I think she won't be able to use that eye again 11:33 am / :( 11:35 am .( 11:35 am

(Source: Reddit)

Security To Get A Munch

elrow jam @JamieClay_ do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals

(Source: Reddit)

HB BigJ

@catto67 happy birthday mate hope you have a good one x

(Source: Reddit)

A Vegan Scot

27 David Aaronovitch Retweeted Tina McKenzie @tinamckenz My daughter is in quarantine in her halls in Edinburgh. They said they would deliver food- she advised she is vegan @EdinburghUni sent a mars bar and croissant #chaotic 10:02 AM 路 Sep 28, 2020 路 Twitter for iPhone 99 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 258 Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Aye Cheers

Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

(Source: Reddit)

An' One For The Tender

Babs @JackMorrison94 Mental how when you go abroad you suddenly start treating money like Monopoly money 10 euro for 1 scoop vanilla ice cream? No bother mate here's a 20 keep the change x

(Source: Reddit)

Eats Wee Boys

TheFatConsoler @TheFatConsol3R My son is terrified of the Loch Ness Monster rn. Absolutely terrified. Keeps asking me questions about it, can it get out of the loch, is the loch far away etc. No idea where he even heard about it. I told him it can drive and could be in our town in about 20mins. Eats wee boys.

(Source: Reddit)

Stop Lying

Shaun Paul Henry @ShaunPaulHenry 3 out of 4 people in Scotland are liars STV News O @STVNews 路 1d One in four people in Scotland are drinking more since lockdown began, according to research. news.stv.tv/scotland/one-.

(Source: Reddit)




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