Sometimes people don't know how to say something, so they make up a weird new word or phrase entirely. Other times, they say something that evokes an image we'd rather not think about or wish we could unread. Either way, we can basically guarantee these particular combinations of words have never been used before. Apparently, this was the most effective form of speech these people could think of, and we'll say that while they did get their point across, we're also a little concerned. What exactly prompted these people to create a sentence as strange and unique as these? Will they ever be said again in the entire history of humanity?

We'll never have our many questions answered, but we can only hope these people are doing okay and communicating through normal human speech nowadays rather than making up their own lore in the grammar world. Here are some of the best posts from Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence that show experimentations in human speech we'd never dreamed of.