Collection of political compass memes

14 Political Compass Memes Outlining Our Ridiculous Political Climate

Political memes all-too-often devolve into straw-manning attempts to make opposing political views look silly, and for Political Compass memes, this was certainly the case at first. The earliest wave of Political Compass memes were generally attempts at making all political ideologies look ridiculous, and while solid for an early-2010s meme, that joke alone is not enough to make it one of the most enduring memes of the last decade. Like all good memes, Political Compass memes devolved into absurdity, going from a straightforward political joke to a very surreal shitposting template. Here's some of the weirdest and funniest examples of how the Political Compass has evolved in the past nine years.

Ah Yes, Blood

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(Source: Reddit)

The Real Spectrum

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(Source: Reddit)

The Wojak Legion

Authoritarian The Exchange Student The Patrick Little The Capitol Building The Scientologist The Teen Ideologue KAREN > Feels guilty about > Wine-drunk at 10 AM while his suburban middle-class Voter Protester > Hasn't left Gold Base in 15 years driving her husband's Escalade > Drove six hours to Sacramento "Taiwan is a "Beam me up, > Was once a centrist, but her PTA > Reeeeally hates Dianne Feinstein for MAGA L. Ron!" rogue province" life |> Here to study from the west so > Radicalized on the internet > Just wants to escape from his meat body member- some reason ship has made her go > Cabin is so isolated he was he can defeat us "Liberals get > Will happily die for the cause "Uh... I guess I'm pretty apolitical" the bullet too" > Corrupt uncle bought him some cool new sneakers basically already social-distancing mad with > Dad is the power NIMBY anyway The Immigrant The State Regulation Enforcer The Republican The State of Jefferson The Berkeley Marxist The Activist "Nooo, I'm a Trotskyist, I don't have > Has been in denial since > Wants to ban gay marriage, make marijuana illegal, and stop those Mexicans from "Housing is a human right!" "Viva Mexico!" > Mom just asked him to start > Patriotic family man, devout "That's a 1988 violation" anything in paying rent "We can't > Every new rent control common Catholic compromise on abortion! I promise, the voters with Stalin!" > His ballot law increases > Liblefts coming in his power think he's measures are Spends his weekends easily defeated by the NIMBY on election day one of them > Shuts down Programmer's oding garage "That's right, I'm a libertarian" will come handing out pamphlets > Father of the 2nd-gen Mexican around someday!" The Oaklander The Local Politician The Governor The Suburbanite The Orange County The Farmer "Guys, what if we renamed manholes? Wouldn't that really stick it to the patriarchy???" > Lives in tract housing > Watches CNN "This is just a gig" Вoomer > Tired of the Berkeley Marxist telling him he's "an ally" "Damn city folk using up all of our water!" > Looks like Patrick > Has unfriended 11 family members and 35 friends on > Turnout in his Bateman >Just wants less government elections is > Could kill a "California > Might be a centrist if the in the single digits puppy and SF still wouldn't vote for the Republican is Reagan country!" Facebook Nov. 8, > Gets massive subsidies to sin police would just stop pulling him over 2016 keep his almond farm > Voted for Gary Johnson profitable The San Franciscan The Beverly The Venture The Debt Slave > Majored in art history > Spends more money on his commute than ΚΕΝNEΤΗ The NIMBY Hills Zoomer "Dildo art deserves > Has never seen a gun in real life recognition" |> Is what the other 49 states think of when they hear "California" "I'm a pretty liberal guy" Capitalist "Got a G-Wagon for my birthday, can't wait until I learn how to drive" > Tells you your app pitch is stupid he earns at > You'll have work in a day to build that > Take your five-year-old to see xir's drag performance or else you're a transphobe affordable "Maybe I could just fake my "Trump voters are just uneducated" housing over his dead body >Mom is currently serving time for bribing the UCLA board of admissions > Steals your idea anyway Probably from Marin County Will be fired for PA TR own death" GRGANIC SaY MILK sexual misconduct The Uber Driver The Programmer The Korean Store Owner The 2nd-Gen Mexican The Environmentalist The Celebrity "We must protect our state's natural beauty" "We should love and trust one another more "Why should I want "Actually, I'm Latinx" "Hello, my name is Raj" > Embarrassed by her dad's politics > Will defend his property with deadly force socialized health care when I can use as human > Corolla > Complains about over- beings!" smells like > The feeling is mutual population and then moves my company's wellness > Might be a centrist if samosas center?" >Tells people he's 'self- employed' these looters would go to Japantown instead to Denver > Uncle is the Cartel Cholo >Secretly terrified of the Homeless Guy > Fired after he gets carpal tunnel The Humboldt County The Cartel Cholo The Silicon Valley Transhumanist The Berkeleyite The Vegan The Homeless Guy Grower > Sells product to the Vegan after 10 PM > Unironically lived in a tree for six weeks once > Almost > Tattoos look stupid completely feral > Too much of a at his niece's coward to show AAW IWAS quinceanera "Praise Elon" his true colors > Calls herself in daylight > Berkeley Marxist will >Sociopathic tendencies > Нeavily a socialist invested in > Actually likes fire more than defend his would have right to sleep in your front yard implantable "Man, I'm just trying to run a business here" politics C. >'Liberated' made him a biotech pretty decent tech CEO A chickens from the Farmer Libertarian Right a-pew 19 Left

(Source: Reddit)

Since Seeing This Image I Have Not Known Peace

Authoritarian Economic- Economic- Left Right Libertarian

(Source: Twitter)

Llamas With Hats

Authoritariarn Thatis-what-forgiveness-sounds-like- screaming and then silnece. Caaaaarl, that kills people! Left Right That hurt my 0 were both in the wrong. Whities gotta pay, and the payment is baby hands And well this guy walked in, so l went up to him, and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest Libertarian

(Source: KnowYourMeme)

The Anime Circle

Authoritarian Watches anime Watches anime Does not watch anime Does not watch anime Authoritarian Authoritarian Left Right Watches anime Watches anime Economic- Economic Left Right Watches anime Watches anime Does not watch anime Libertarian Left Libertarian Right Watches anime Libertarian

(Source: Tumblr)

The Sins

Authoritarian Pride Envy Wrath Left Sloth Right Gluttony Greed Lust Libertarian

A Once In A Lifetime Meme

Authoritarian THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE Same as it ever was Economic- Economic- Left Right Into the blue Am I right? Am I wrong? the money's gone Libertarian

(Source: /pol/)

The Wisest Political Theorist

Authoritariarn wint wint THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS: DEFEATED i re LEGE NOHE OR IREAO fuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the ((Keebler Elves))) 3.167, 7,721 IL 845 6,283 wint 0 Left the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you f------ Right g 544 4,214 wint wint "jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my s----- bronco fat nude man in guy fawkes mask sucked up by jet engine while doing jumping jacks on runway the olympics have been cancelled in his honor ,117 5.950 Libertarian

(Source: Imgur)

Not A Square, But Wise All The Same

asucca The only real political compass is a spectrum that goes from smug anime avatars to smug Steven Universe avatars. the-war-on-being-cool Left Right Just a rough guide

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(Source: Tumblr)

The Quadrality Of Costanza

Authoritarian or Le Ri Economic Left Right Libertar Le ft Libertarian

The Quadrality Of Zizek

Authoritarian th "Now we can say long live Stalin" "Seeing them (2 African Americans) there, I couldnit resist the worst racist remark" Economic- Economic- Left Right ews big thln Iwould sell my mother into "lama man whowants to slavery for a movie called V for Vendetta Part II" do it with other men" Libertarian

(Source: Twitter)

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