Two suspiciously specific posts in the following collection.

15 People Being Far Too Specific On The Internet For Their Own Good

Since Twitter granted anyone the privilege to post up to 280 characters, tweets have really been taken to new heights. Sometimes tweets aren't as pithy as one would presume, and users take quite the turn in writing very detailed thoughts. Often, they're so detailed we're genuinely worried about the people behind them. Are they okay? Who hurt them in such an incredibly specific way? Do we owe them a reply, or should we just pretend we'd never seen the Tweet and try our hardest to forget about it? Why do they feel the need to share this with everyone who casually scrolls through Twitter, minding their own business until they're rudely interrupted?

For some reason, these Twitter users just went a little bit too far, and now we can't get rid of the images they've left in our heads. Below are 15 of the funniest tweets collected from the subreddit /r/OddlySpecific which emphasizes just how bizarre people can get when writing what's on their minds.

This One Feels Too Real

stupidcommentdepository Follow *attempts to log into bank account* To continue answer security question: "Where and how will you die?" types in "alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume" *i view my account balance of $4.47*

(Source: Reddit)

Are You Okay?

mindflakes @mindflakes Occasionally l'll get a sudden powerful urge to grab a pigeon off the street and shove it in my bag, but apart from that everything's fine 9:42 AM 路 2021-06-05 路 Twitter for Android 355 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,862 Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Who Hurt You in Birmingham?

BBC Breaking News O @BBCBrea... 路 4m BBC Chinese researchers unveil ancient skull that BREAKING could belong to a completely new species of human BBC NEWS bbc.co.uk Scientists hail stunning 'Dragon Man' discovery 33 27 113 289 Replying to @BBCBreaking Probably still smarter than someone from Birmingham

(Source: Reddit)

Don't You Hate When Your HR Is Made Of Anteaters?

Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov BOSS: lunch on me today. any ideas? "pizza" "sushi" ME: *suspicious that jeff in HR is an anteater* ants? [i stare at jeff for his reaction] 07/03/2015, 9:28 p.m.

(Source: Reddit)

Ratatouille: International

* hamish steele+ @hamishsteele I bet if they made Ratatouille 2 it would've been like Ratatouille: International and they would've entered a cookery contest and met chefs from around the world but they all had different rats in their hats like a Sushi rat and a Guy Fieri rat and a Germany rat called Ratwurst. 4:38 AM 路 2021-06-13 路 Twitter for iPhone 3,996 Retweets 168 Quote Tweets 26.4K Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Sorry Matt

ABARTY @postgrad_barty men are so silly thinking that they can't get found on social media because I don't have their full name do u really think I'm above google searching "matt connecticut university of florida pike J.P. Morgan linkedin" cause I'm not and it's typically effective

(Source: Reddit)

An Actual Job Description

Ceej @ceejoyner 75% of a Scandinavian park ranger's job is rescuing black metal bands that get lost in the woods shooting album covers. 7:47 PM - 20 Dec 2015 4,184 RETWEETS 6,573 LIKES reddit

(Source: Reddit)

It Was Almost 38 Minutes

tom @TommSobieski sorry I was late i spent 37 minutes in my towel staring at a wall 9:55 pm 路 17 Sep 19

(Source: Reddit)

When You Drink Too Much Before Takeoff

Classic Travis O @travismcelroy I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams "Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!" and all the passengers chant "Sky bird! Sky bird!" To convince the plane to take off.

(Source: Reddit)

Three Nutrigrain Bars Seem Extreme

jake @squidslippers girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? just reach in & head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars & take your next right then head straight & it should be there. if you've hit the 2007 target receipts you've gone too far"

(Source: Reddit)

Pudding People

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn't drink enough our bones would go soft and we'd turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

(Source: Reddit)

I Would Watch This TV Show

Plex @laz1023 There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it

(Source: Reddit)

No, I Don't Want To Imagine This, Thank You

(Source: Reddit)

Simple Job Requirements

Chester Fritz Library Wanted: Someone to climb into this hole in the library for us. Job requirements: -limber -trusting -has not read The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe

(Source: Reddit)

We Found Garfield's Twitter Account

Roxi Horror @roxiqt I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It's not illegal. They can't arrest you. Go and be free. 7:15 PM 1/18/19 路 TweetDeck

(Source: Reddit)




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