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18 Curious Shower Thoughts To Get You Thinking About The Important Questions

Known as "shower thoughts," these random moments of eureka are what your mind spews out when you're in the shower letting your mind wander freely. Maybe they're not always the most world-shattering concepts and ideas (and usually they're a little bizarre or sometimes pretty disturbing too), but they can change the way you look at the world and are fun to think about if nothing else.

They also happen to be one of the internet's favorite sources of both random humor and wisdom. A good shower thought can enlighten you in a way you never expected. It can also leave you sufficiently creeped out to the point where you just have to turn the computer off for awhile. But it's not like that's ever going to happen, so get ready to browse some of the most profound or concerning thoughts people had at random times and felt the need to share. Take a look at some of our favorites below.

Knocking manners

Posted by u/PhillipusII 23 days ago 10.3k You can knock twice, thrice, four and even five times, but if you knock exactly once it's considered weird.

Well That's Dark

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Publandlady 3 days ago E 26 2 F 21 5 3 23 Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

(Source: Cheezburger)

Glad No One Else Has the Same Terrible Fashion

r/Showerthoughts moosed 1d No one in the world has the exact same wardrobe that you do Mindblowing 1 Share BEST COMMENTS ellste 1d I'm gonna call that a real good thing for them. Reply 4

What does the human brain want? Nobody knows.

26.3k r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/highandsclerotic 8 days ago For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.

Lasagna Has No Boundaries

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna

Advertising Your Genetics

r/Showerthoughts • 8h In a way, your body is just advertisement for your sperm/egg * 1.0k 31 Share BEST COMMENTS 7h Fire my marketing department. Reply 443

Creepy

X Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings. Follow Humans can only see a certain spectrum of colours, so the feeling that we're being watched might be because there are creatures all around us that we can't see. 11:46 AM. Aug 22, 2023 178 Reply ↑ Share Read 8 replies

(Source: Twitter)

Meat

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/killedbyboneshark 1 day ago 5 6 2 8 Having a dead animal in your fridge is disturbing and disgusting. Having cut pieces of a dead animal is fine.

Delicious

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far.

Can't Wait

r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/trojanhorsezip 3 days ago 4 5 36 8 In the future, along with dementia patients that can still play the piano, we will have dementia patients that can speedrun Mario.

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A New Solution to Earth’s Pollution

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/jonnywholingers 6 days ago S If the Earth was flat, we could dump our most problematic waste off the side.

I Hate This One

A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/edgememeston 1 month ago Golden Showerthought Award O 58 3 92 2 71 107 W 2 90 Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

Thanks, Natural Selection

C r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/grasscid 11 days ago 2 2 S the reason flies are so dang fast is because our ancestors smooshed all the slow ones

Sharing Is Caring

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/bhally80 6 days ago 25 3 3 8 It's not your money, it's just your turn to play with it

Cats Are Evil

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/JizzCoveredCrocs 4 days ago 4 27 e 3 5 E5 without a doubt, the old wive's tale about a demon reaching up and grabbing your limbs if you dangle them off the bed at night was started by a cat owner

(Source: Cheezburger)

Both Are Annoying

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Harjot2k18 .30d Introverts are like a slow website. Ihey might be the coolest site, but usually people don't wait that long for them to open. Mindblowing Share 873 TOP COMMENTS ▼ Harry_Tubman S 3d extroverts are like popups 0 Reply 會5.1k

Wholesome? Maybe?

r/Showerthoughts u/tropixen 10h Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretely in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea 12.2k 278 Share BEST COMMENTS quantum_feels 5h and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself Reply ↑ 923

Strange but True

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings. Follow If age taught me one thing it is : Days are long, years are short. 3:00 PM Aug 26, 2023 189 Reply ↑ Share Read 1 reply X

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