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15 Stories Of Kids Doing Extremely Dumb Things

Kids really say and do the darndest things, especially in the subreddit /r/KidsAreF***ingStupid. When it comes to things like flat-out denying sausage pizza but choosing to swallow AirPods, the evidence is pretty staggering that these young people could use a little bit of help in making decisions. We feel pretty bad for their parents, too, but what exactly could have led to this sort of stuff?

And frankly, we've all been there; none of us were very smart children. Most of us did something dumb at some point, something that keeps us up at night. But these kids took the small-brain stereotype to new levels. Their parents, teachers, disturbed onlookers, or even their future selves ratted them out to the whole internet, and we're very glad they did, because now we can feel better about the mistakes of our own awkward childhoods. Below are 15 of our favorite stories of kids making horrible decisions that will haunt them forever, but we'll never stop laughing at them for it.

Interrupted House

Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. |ç”°ç”°/ R. C. Massicotte (b. 2011) Interupted House, 2017 Marker on latex paint Gifted to his parents, by surprise. Nov. 13".

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Design Windshield Wipers For Glasses

We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote "I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty". $400 - see yeah!

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Kind Of Like This Term Better

Pretty sure my 9 year old son just tried to OK Boomer me but what he actually said was, "Whatever Beamer." Also I was born in '78.

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Could Have Just Hidden It A Little Better

THIS AWARD FOR ORIGINALITY GOES TO MY 6TH GRADE STUDENT THAT TRIED TO SNEAK HIS APPLE WATCH INTO CLASS BY TELLING ME HE IS ON HOUSE ARREST AND 99 SMH, GIVE ME THAT WATCH AND ITS DETENTION HAS A COURT DATE... SIR!!!!!!

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At the Animal Shelter

danny @danny i don't know what just happened, but i was at the animal shelter before work and a toddler walked in and pointed at me and went "i want that one" and his mom just looked at me and said "you can't have that, that's a grown man"

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Some Things Google Can't Answer

old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?"

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Reminder: Let Your Kids Play Outside

John Brown @jcrowly Letting my 4 year old play Mario Cart had some unexpected effects. Last night he old me he was afraid of the storm, as there might be lighting and he is already small, and does not wish to shrink even more. reddit <>

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Less Stress TBH

7-year-old Girl: "I love airports because they are like magic gateways to all the other places." Mom: "Yes they are. You could be a pilot when you grow up." 7-year-old Girl: "No that's BORING. I wanna be a suitcase." Coverheardnewyork

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Favorite Drink

Asked him what his favorite drink was and he said ranch from Chick-fil-A

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But Pepperoni Is Good In The Morning?

*** 8. Barry likes all kinds of pizza. He is very hungry. His mother cut the pepperoni pizza into four pieces and the sausage pizza into three pieces. She said he could have only one slice of pizza before supper. Which kind of pizza do you think he chose? gepfaer Why?berquse o morning time faod It's gross on sausdoe is लर

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I Need To Start Going Back To Church

5m Yooo this kid is riding his bike at church 2 · 2m UPDATE: He just started crying because he hit one of the nuns and they scolded him. 1

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Honestly, He's Not Wrong

Visions of Halcyon @schoonerz · 6h My kid is literally afraid of Google Home. When I ask it questions he gets hush hush and whispers in my ear what he wants me to tell it 13 Visions of Halcyon @schoonerz · 6h Like, I asked it "Hey Google why is [son's name] so cool?" and got "Sorry I can't help you with that." I told him it's because Google couldn't see him. So naturally he positioned himself directly in front of the device with a karate pose and whispered to me, can you ask it again 271 16

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Two Hours?

1 Just landed H Hot Stuff > iMessage These idiots had the wrong headphones on the entire flight. He watched Mickey Mouse clubhouse and she watched Barbie's dream house. But the headphones were to the wrong iPad, so each listened to the oppposites audio. 4 hour flight. I'm not putting any more money in their college fund. A Text Message

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Parenting Seems Fun

Nik L(9)S @jacaristar Daughter didn't want "sunscream" so l put her outside and yelled "SUN.. GET HER" and now she's flipping out. 8/25/18, 2:36 PM

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This Poor Kid

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog Today my son drew in red marker all over his face then got scared that we'd be mad so he tried to hide it by wrapping toilet paper around his head like a mummy. Then he promptly ran into a wall and nearly knocked himself unconscious. A comedy of errors every day with this kid.

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