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15 Surprising Jokes From Reddit's 'Hol' Up'

The subreddit /r/HolUp is home to some jokes that are a little unexpected. You may have seen something coming, but it probably wasn't this. That just makes it way better, though. Unexpected humor tends to be funnier than anything we can predict, and since it leaves us guessing until the very end, we love it.

These memes, social media posts and more are some of the best surprising jokes we've seen in a while. They're not just your ordinary humor, but rather a more advanced form of humor relying on shock value and dark jokes. And if there's anything the online community loves a little too much, it's a very dark joke. Take a look at some of our favorite new posts from the subreddit that may leave you doing a double-take.

Bro Code

Geechi @ThatDakari - 6d What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date? 1,080 17 12.7K 13.8K kingkay @masaun_k ... She literally asked what was their most expensive drink. The waiter met my eyes and the bro code kicked in. He just kept saying everything was out of stock. God bless him where he is now. I went back to give him a tip but he declined.

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Dad Taught Him Well

My son, one day you will understand and appreciate what I do for you today Thanks Dad

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Nothing to see here, just a young man watering his plants at 4:20 pm.

Wholesome

Principle: Your son was caught with alcohol at school and he said his best friend gave it to him. Dad: He... thinks I am his best friend?

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Terrifying

Do u want to see me again МЕ You just told Me you stabbed your boyfriend Awww ru scared Lol ME Yes

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Yeah, this would be a deal breaker in any normal relationship. Thankfully, Snapchat is here to prove what happened, which could be useful if you're found dead in a ditch the next day.

Kids Are Creepy

heythisisbecky: little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, "there, now you'll live until tomorrow" and one day he didn't kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive

(Source: Reddit)

Relatable

How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes + 1.0k 12 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Bobbybinby 1h Relatable + Reply 个45 + Acro_Reddit 何だって? • 1h Wait what

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Daily Motivation

No matter how poor you think you are. If you have a family, you have no chance of getting out of poverty

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Big Law Energy

Luke Howson @LukeHowson2... 4/1/20 .@LancsPolice Can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light? O 69 t7938 4,531 Lancashire Police O v Hi Luke, it's an offence for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light has turned red. Thanks @LancsP... 4/1/20 07 t7 192 O 641 Luke Howson @LukeHowson2.. 4/1/20 No worries that's what I figured :) POLICE PRENK 138 セ21,589 O 10.6K

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Problem Solved

godblessinternet Ladies and gentlemen we've solved sexism Is there any difference between a man and a woman? MEW Thêy taste the same.

(Source: Reddit)

Australian Fish

i IFLSCIENCE.COM Australians Have Accidentally Been Eating A Fish Unknown To Science O 5k 608 comments 994 shares O Like Share Comment Maria Oliver Thank goodness, usually, it's the other way around, fish unknown to science is eating Australians.

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Australia is a pretty strange place with some very terrifying wildlife. It's surprising the wildlife isn't eating the people in this case.

Chafing

Jacob Janerka @JacobJanerka So l've been jogging lately and have had painful nip chafe, for relief I cut an old shirt to wear at home. I forgot I was wearing it when I had a package delivered to my door. 5:11 PM 14 Feb 20 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Reddit)

Holiday Rules

Smokey Loves Weed @420iloveweed Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them 2. Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health 3. If someone comments on your weight, eat them

(Source: Reddit)

A Love Story

Maleek @AbuYoshi Y'all spend years dating and still don't find the right one. My dad flew from Palestine to propose to my mom in New York the same day he met her. Never knew each other before that. What does this teach us about love? Nothing, they fight every f king day.

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This is one of the reasons we love "Twitter':https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/twitter. It's full of amazing stories, none of which have positive morals at the end.

Long Distance Relationships

Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny I'm genuinely jealous of people who don't know the struggle of having a long distance relationship with someone. You have no idea how bad it not being able to see the girl l'm in love with because the judge said l'm not allowed to be within 1,000 feet of her 4/24/18, 9:56 PM 5,300 Retweets 36K Likes

(Source: Reddit)

"Mansion"

Pharrell has listed his Beverly Hills mansion for $17 million bit.ly/ This man live in a community college

(Source: Reddit)

Pharrell, singer of "Happy", literally lives inside the photo on the front of a community college brochure.




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