The truth is great and all, but a lot of the time, it's not that funny. That's when statements that are technically the truth come in handy! With a technical truth, nobody can accuse you of being a liar and they also can't accuse you of being unfunny. Annoying? Maybe, but that's a really subjective term at the end of the day. Unlike the truth! Or the technical truth. Understand? Good.

If you're looking for examples of things that are technically the truth, look no further than /r/TechnicallyTheTruth, a subreddit that's been collecting examples of things that are technically true for over half a decade. Yes, they're true, but they're about the lowest-effort truths any functioning human being could come up with, and that makes them ring even truer somehow. Here are some of the most popular recent posts from the board to help you learn how to harness the technical truth for yourself.