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Two images from /r/HolUp in the following collection.

15 Unexpected Jokes From Reddit's 'Hol' Up'

Have you ever seen a meme that made you pause and do a double-take? This isn't a form of humor we experience all too often, but it exists nonetheless, and it's somehow better than memes that are straightforward and to the point. Apparently, there are a lot of them out there, if you know where to look. Reddit has a great place to find these memes, known as /r/HolUp. This subreddit catalogs the most unexpected jokes out there, from social media posts with a twist to memes that might surprise you by the end.

We're hoping these memes will bring something new to the table for you. If you're getting bored with typical mainstream memes, maybe they'll reignite a passion for memery within you. Or maybe they'll just brighten your mood enough to get through a hard day of work. These are some of the best images from /r/HolUp worth looking twice at.

Courtroom Transcript

Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. ed to give a urine sample? cs: Huh? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he nevertheless? could have been alive and practicing law. Page 2

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I've heard of some weird courtroom transcripts, but this has to be one of the funniest out there. It's just such a smooth and brutal response to a dumb question.

What Does It Mean?

Mattathias Replying to @AvengersBad and @halomancer1 12 Snake 5 Last night I @Mat... .4h your sister 133 @SnakeDraws 2h When I find the guy who James Bond burgered my sister last night 1187 1,127 > 5,833

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One Last Laugh from Beyond the Grave

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "Thanks for coming."

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I'll add this onto my list of things to have at my funeral, along with the drunken clown and the pinata full of my ashes.

Easy Solution

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Sam being able to carry Frodo and not be effected by the ring means the ring doesn't understand transitive properties so they could have just taped the ring to a mouse and then carried the mouse with no ill effects. Whole thing would have taken 20 minutes. CREDIT: NEW LINE CINEMA

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Hmmm…

victus || si rise os 24:16 MOON Jeracistbusdriver Daniel Yang Thank you Carlisle High School for teaching me friendship, understanding, community, kindness, youth, optimism, and unity. Mich "N

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This Meme Looks Like It's from the '80s

"Will I be OK Doc?" "I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now "I don't do that Astrology stuff "Me neither, my thermometer just broke!"

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It feels like a bad meme, but I don't even care. Maybe the thermometer person further down this list could learn a thing or two from it.

The Expert

Track Your Order DOMINO'S TRACKER Know the status of your order, from the moment it's placed to the second it leaves our store for delivery or is ready to be picked up. Fk. Your delivery expert, Jeff, just hit a kid. He's not getting up. PATENT PENDING

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One To End Them All

he Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having 2 dads. His response: They don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to "Yo Mama" jokes. to get a 27 Min. Yo mama so ugly yo dad had husband Gefällt 36 Mal Antworten Antworten ansehen (3)

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Thanks, Dad

Story time: my mom fell and hit her head (she's fine). I was worried about her. The next morning I texted my dad asking for an update and this is what happened. How is mothers head Dad I've had better. 7:34 AM 13 May 22 - Twitter Web App

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Maybe Don't Play With That?

I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !

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Honoring Grandpa

Jay @JenE4rmTheBlock never deleting this app. Tom @CFCTom99.1d My Grandad is 75 next year, he didnt fight two world wars for this sillyness 52 20 355 Bobo N1 @MooBozo-1d The first world war was more than 100 years ago. How did your granddad fight that? 12 3 Tom @CFCTom99 106 He didnt fight as I just said

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Just Planting Some Seeds, Nothing Dangerous Here

These Flower Shells are shotgun shells loaded with flower seeds instead of birdshot/buckshot. These Shells can be shot into the ground to plant flowers. The idea is that instead of taking life from the world, you'll be giving life back. CHELT Michael Lynn Smith Police: we received a noise complaint. What's going on? Me: *Shotgun in hand* Gardening

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Ah Yes, the Perfect Reaction

i relate to grievous a lot because as obi wan pops up and pulls out a lightsaber the first thing grievous does is get naked

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Isn't this what we'd all do too?

What a Terrible Name

60 I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My daughter insisted her new preschool teacher's name was Mr. Penis. We argued over it until one day we finally saw it in writing. Ms. Derpanis. Her name was Ms. Derpanis. 5:08 PM 19 Jul 22 Twitter for iPhone .

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If this is your last name, I feel like the universe has warned you not to pursue becoming a teacher.

I Just Wanted Food

5 Text Message Today 5:38 PM Hi this is you're Uber Eats I just got hit by a SUV On LIME Scooter I'm waiting for the ambulance are u outside?

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