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16 GF's That Meme Creators Wish They Had

Unfortunately, not everyone has a girlfriend, or, at least a lot of meme creators don't. This forces Redditors and Instagrammers to create their own versions of the ideal GF. Here are 16 examples that might relate to your own beauty standards.

Programmed To Love

robot gf dinner protocof activated *beeping:* initiate marriage protocol to unlock legs let's go to an arcade my artificial womb IS primed my family lives there my love for you is not artificial I vaporized your ex airlfriend

(Source: Twitter)

She Can Drop You Off At Work

Giant GF "Try not to squirm tool "I-is my voice too loud for you anon? I'll try an be quieter" much in my pocket, okay?" Drops you in cleavage while watching a movie Anon, you're becoming unfit from me carrying you everywhere" "I guess you can sleep between my buttcheeks..." "You're so cute... I mean handsome!" Almost accidentally eats you while kissing* *Strokes your hair with a fingertip*

(Source: Imgur)

Hyper-Intelligent

バーチャルyoutubergf (virtual) 今日のデート 楽しかったなぁ。。。 ありがとうね Today's date was so00 はい、どうも! (hi, there!) アイの近くに ずっといてね (Stay with me Forever, ok? <3) Fun! Thank you! <3) お兄ちゃん、 大~好き (I Love you so much Big Brother! <3) 今夜は、 帰りたくないなぁ… さすが、私は インテリジェントな スーパーA.1ですね (I don't want to go home tonight...) (As expected, I'm a Superintelligent A.l.)

(Source: KYM)

You Got It Babe

(Source: Twitter)

Gym Partner

Massive Muscle GF "You don't mind that I'm the big spoon all the time, right?" "I've definitely gotten bigger, see?" *flex* "I'll help you carry that, don't worry." Built like a brick house. Still feminine. "Want to help me pick a new dress? I tore another one..." "You can feel my bicep if you want." "I think I'm going to work out more, I want to see how big I can get!" "Omigosh are you okay? I didn't hug you too tight again did 1?" "Welcome home...'little' cutie." *blushes*

(Source: KYM)

Elon's New GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

(Source: KYM)

Needs A Hug

depressed gf "sigh* i don't know cool i guess i don't want to go home can i sleep here tonight? i feel empty maybe

(Source: KYM)

No Future But She Has You

makes fun of you for being squeamish didnt plan to live this long awarded "Most likely to sleep in class." in high school yearbook no future gf middle school furry too stupid to drive bpodar s oa *no ambition whatsoever* needs therapy health concious but doesnt take care of self hates children math makes her cry what do you mean you havent eaten today??? sleeps for 14+ hours at to avoid starting the day* cant get rid of stuffed animals as an adult hates self limited interest in anything housewife , brings home stray cat this is my son now so blunt that she comes off as rude probably has brain damage environment> money loves to cook but never eats too stupid to kill self temper as short as height* lives off bread calls you an idiot affectionately* never hears back from employers has ehlers danlos syndrome extensive collection of novelty socks cries when angry always cold

(Source: Twitter)

Don't Believe In Her

Ghost GF please stop crying you have to let me go anon the crash wasn't your fault

(Source: Instagram)

Terrified

Conjoined Gf's Anon, I hope you don't mind if my sister comes along Those pants are so pretty! I hope sis wouldn't mind. Do you have to use the dildo on me tonight? Wanna sit on our lap, Anon, would you care if we got surgery? anon? It'll be cute! I should get a tattoo... but I welbeing care about my sis I hate the circus, anon. It's kind of offensive to us.

(Source: KYM)

Keep It Up Babe

@J. The Perverted Summoner supportive quarantined GF move the camera a little... um, okay we're good now... we're all going to make it! I'm not really used to this... heh I wish I could visit you, but there's no going out at a time like this look at the bright side Imiss you anon just two more weeks... no pandemic will ever separate us we could... uh... send each others some nudes

(Source: KYM)

Of Course She's Real

Federal Agent GF please don't cover your webcam, I'm lonely 'd never report you to the ATF anon what? yeah, you're on a few watchlists if I get this promotion I could make Twitter stop banning you stop talking to that bimbo e-girl, she got arrested for a DUI 11 years ago and hasn't spoken to her father in- No I'm not jealous! are we the bad guys? of course I don't watch when you're in the bathroom maybe my bosses really are pedos...

(Source: KYM)

Sinister

GRIMM GF Would you miss me if a huntsman killed me? Family? There's millions of us. My mom's name is Salem. R000000000A-! Sorry, I just felt some negative emotions nearby. 'll be back later. A bunch of my siblings were killed by a girl with a scythe. I try to avoid her. I wish I had genitals. I'd like to start a family. I want you to be happy. I'll lose control if you're not happy around me. I don't want to hurt you. I don't know why I do it but destroying villages is fun. I don't need to eat or go to the bathroom. Isn't that cool? Can I give you a b------? I promise I won't bite. I just want to be intimate with you.

(Source: KYM)

Unhinged

Edgy political gf Probably runs an "ideal gf" page with mostly political gfs encourages whatever ideology is the most offensive of the week lowkey centrist "anon, can you help me research policital references on wikipedia for my next meme?" "that's so [creator of ideology of the week here]!” upper middle class pretends to be a neo-Nazi (or anarchist) to look "hip and edgy" uses offensiveness "edgy-ness") as a coping mechnamism

(Source: KYM)

Sweet

AWKWARD COMFY GF Thank you anon, I made this dress myself Thave several types of herbal tea I love reading facts about it Do you really like The Twilight Zone? We can watch it together if you I feel really warm when I'm with you want Warmer than when I'm wearing my scarf N-No I'm not pretty or I want to snuggle with you under the blankets and listen to that interesting at all, I'm really happy you like me album you played me the other day

(Source: KYM)

Forget Her

perfect ex-gf both of you were each other's type, so now every person both of you are with after will never come close you had her, but you lost her, and you blame yourself to how attracted you were to each other you deleted every picture of her so you can only imagine images of when you saw her you think of all the good things in your life that had happened after and wish you could share your life you despair at her f------ other guys, but are hypocritical when you do the same with other girls with her she will never both love and hate her and would be willing to go through all the pain again just to feel what you had together you haven't seen her in months but you think about her every day come back

(Source: KYM)

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Buying GF

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Hello My Future Girlfriend

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