Two text-posts from Instagram account @blockedgirlfriend from the following collection.

16 Posts From Instagram's 'Blocked Girlfriend' For A Glimpse Into The Alt Community

The Instagram account @blockedgirlfriend has always been a meme page, but since September 2020, the account's begun to define its own aesthetic of blurry text-posts that follow the long tradition of Instagram quotes. In the monotone feed of the profile, each quote stabs at different flaws of the alt-left social media sphere. E-girls and e-boys beware.

Some of these images might strike you in your Zoomer core. These are the sort of things that one quiet friend of yours posts on their social media stories, expecting you to send them a message to show your support (and sometimes threatening to block people who don't), but no one ever listens. And if you've ever had a blocked ex-girlfriend, you know that these posts feel way too real sometimes, and you've probably seen a handful in the wild. They're not exactly the healthiest musings online, but they sure are entertaining. Here are 16 image macros from @blockedgirlfriend that are redefining the Instagram text-post.

Gifted Child to God's Favorite Pipeline

pretty sure "god's favorite" doesnt have personality disorders and addiction issues

(Source: Instagram)

And That's What Makes You Special

i look like if my mom and my dad had a baby

(Source: Instagram)

Put Those Ankles Away

i dont trust anyone wearing no show socks. whyru hiding ur socks ? ru ashamed ?

(Source: Instagram)

Brutal

ur probably ugly if a stranger asks u for a c-- when ur not smoking.

(Source: Instagram)

You're Like a Vending Machine or Something

(Source: Instagram)

This Might Be News To Some

instragram has no protein or vitamins

(Source: Instagram)

the identity crisis will not be instagrammed

(Source: Instagram)

Maybe It's You, Not in a Main Character Way Though

is everything actually annoying or ruadeeply flawed and damaged person

(Source: Instagram)

Affirmation

i am the hottest girl blacked out at the lake today

(Source: Instagram)

They Take Our Medicine

sobriety without diet coke or a nicotine addiction is not real sobriety

(Source: Instagram)

The Funniest People

the saddest ppl..r the most annoying on instargram

(Source: Instagram)

You're in a Vacuum

a sonsory depravavation tank but its actually a echo chamber but its inside your phone and u log on its called instagram

(Source: Instagram)

Thought I Could Be Whatever I Want

why are yuo, as a man, pursuing creative career in media

(Source: Instagram)

Go Outside? But There's Pictures of That On Instagram

outsider artists dont even go outside

(Source: Instagram)

It Barely Fits Into the Uber

oh ur wearing a cowboy hat in a major city.iget it

(Source: Instagram)

Nooooooo

imagine u get cancelled and they revoke ur forklift license

(Source: Instagram)




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