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20 Of The Best Comments And Memes From Tumblr Trending This Week

It often feels like the golden age of Tumblr is long gone, but as long as there are toxic fans and depressed high schoolers, it will still have its place among the other popular online platforms. The text post style of Tumblr posts means it can be used to joke about anything at all while also soliciting reactions from other users that are funnier than the OP. It's an effective and timeless strategy in keeping things fun and current while also referencing the parts of pop culture that are circulating at any given time.

Tumblr memes and text posts have always been famous, and this week they're trending again on Reddit, because the people who won't actually go back onto the platform itself need a way to see these new posts somehow. That's why we're here too, since we've salvaged the best of the site so you'll never have to log into your old account again. Here are some of our favorites found this week.

Prosthetic Arm

Buzi, will you get up here and give me a hand?! e-zekiel: cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he's always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day. I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn't reach a box on the shelf and asked him, "Dude gimme a hand here". And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He. unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girfriend.

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Those Disney Writers Have Explaining to Do

write-on-world Dangerous Woman ® @dangerouswco Whatever you think you can't do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity. 6:03 AM 11 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page) 12b6 as a lawyer who's been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers johanna-swann Me: My writing is so bad. :( Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned. Source:write-on-world 70,310 notes 11

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CLAY!

crabmandible Follow I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes weepingbird C you: making aalittle thing with clay he ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes carnival-phantasm Follow Mesopotamian souls, going apes it and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

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News

B dotofficial Follow A massive global economy, covering the entire planet with billions and billions of participants 0.00% 2.44%0 -1.63% -0.60% 430 67.59 0.90% 129% 0.60% +0.29% 0.33% +0.29% 1429 123 276 0.70 0 0:20 7 2.44 0.53 042 117 143 165 0.03 4:29 778 13.51 4.98 043 5.00 13.61 1627 18.16 1.36 105 0.28 0.01 10.14 15 8.28 0.11 0.04 05 21.05 202 041 100 00 0.44 013 Who would win? 14.99 -608 742 26.90 10.47 +55 thiswebsitenamesareweird Follow sideways boat EVERGREEN I think tumblr qualifies as a very shy news site by this point

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Enrichment

whitegirlblog Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo teratomarty If you're doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure? memewhore *pupils dilate*

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Yarn

slythwolf: psyducked: cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

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Philosophy

themanslayer Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30 · 09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like ...

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Where's the Plot?

seal-of-unknown Obserwuj me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go F k Yourself

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Miss Piggy

zethey Follow my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine strwbrryleaf Follow got vaccinated yesterday Source: zethey 124,113 notes

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Unpaid Internships

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal enough office supplies skinnyismyhome Stealing is wrong biggest-gaudiest-patronuses You mean unpaid internships? I agree

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A Classic

traceexcalibur apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic There is no God! True. It's up to you, Tyler. Evolution does away with morals! Right, Mama? Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat. So, how do I know what's right or what's wrong? What's to keep me from becoming a god?

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The More You Know

vampireapologist Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you're 20 feet underwater, it's murky, and you run into a moose A MOOSE!!!! gallusrostromegalus This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

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Crikey

REI tilthat Follow TIL In a similar way to "shoot" and "darn" being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation "Crikey," made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for "Christ kill me" via reddit.com canadiangold Follow related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for "Lord blind me" headspace-hotel Follow Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

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Jack Black

fistinginferno jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like “that's some classic jack black right there' and not even question it

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Furniture

O catchymemes Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I'm at work 2019/03/11 10:01:20 injuries-in-dust I'm gonna guess that they aren't normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

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Good Job

This guy in my political science class was watching a Bob Ross video and following along in MS Paint freshfresh666 ok honestly... this is cute akoolguy he's doing a good job

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Captchas

sagihairius CAPTCHA 1: check this box CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

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A Thousand Years

Ihave died every day waiting for you. nayx every time i see this I lose my mind teafortteu Darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years Source meme4u 792,127 notes ...

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Crabs

O slab-o-meat crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs slab-o-meat i was on. a new sleep medication last night

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Life Isn't Fair

minmo: Humpback Whale 85 is not happy. well life just isnt f g fair is it humpback whale 85

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