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17 Suspiciously Specific Tweets For A Disturbing Insight Into The Human Mind

Have you ever seen a post on social media that seems a little concerning? Maybe not because it's about something particularly upsetting, but because the subject matter is so specific that it feels like the person behind it really knows what they're talking about? Like they're probably unloading some weird secret onto everyone who scrolls by the post, something you kind of wish you've never seen? Well, even if you've never seen something like this before, you're in luck today, because we've scrolled through dozens of them and found the most unsettling ones of all, and you're about to see exactly what this phenomenon looks like.

Suspiciously specific comments are cries for help in the form of a tweet or post that doesn't make too much sense to anyone other than its original creator. From comments that are generally cursed to an overshare about one's love life, here are some of the funniest times people online were so specific that it's a bit concerning.

The Joys of Fatherhood

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

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No Trees Allowed

Any good anime without trees? What to Watch? Pretty much what the title asks, I am looking for an anime with no trees. A general lack of plant life is preferred but as long as there are no trees it should be ok. Here is what I have already seen Thanks

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Studying Is Important

Tweet Rich Brian @richbrian if u dont study you'll be dumb and one day ur gonna have a son & hes gonna come home super late & when u yell at him to try to discipline him he'll be like what's 7 + 8 haha thats right u dont even know goodnight Dumb s @Shoeminshoe.1d Replying to @richbrian Give me motivation to study pls Tweet your reply

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Yikes

map of all the countries where the prime minister went for a swim and literally just f disappeared one day and was never found and none of the citizens gave a st

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Are You Guys Okay?

boogiewoogieking *randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what's up? neednothavehappenedtobetrue *forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you? prince-bully-koopa * 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* 'sup. catwithbenefits *emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh... m-my boss said y'all aren't allowed to hang out back here...

American Welder

Nobody: Tee shirt worn by lady arguing with Walmart cashier: YES my husband is a proud AMERICAN WELDER who was born in and he will * straight up murder you v to protect me

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Just Some Advice

Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self? stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash. 10:07 AM - 8/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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An Odd Robot Function

shrekyourself Follow Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run KAGO O רדידיצל" רד יTצ7| SOME KAGOM ARBER disappointedburger Follow Finally

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Banana Peppers

1 Cheese Pizza (Mediun) 9.99 1.25 Hho le 0lives 1.25 Hhole Green Peppers Qustomer Reguest: I put green peppers but dont actually want then. I want banara pegpers instead but they arent listed and I dont want the unconfortable Scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then youre all "this ae is going off menu and expects free banana peppers". In not that guy. Anyway, to sun up; no green peppers as listed in the togpings for this pizza, substitute banana pegpers. Also, I prefer to call them pepperancinis but I fear the obvtous peperoncinioeperoni nix up. Keep it real you gloriaus

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Eating Gemstones Again

songs for when im eating gemstones in the museum gift shop maddyscourt 2,517 likes • 10min Mouthful Of Precious Stones The Red Chord I Put All These Rocks In My Mouth NORTH North Col TS I Should Stop Eating Stones

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Poor Guy

S... club DJs, what do you have to tell us? 8.2k BEST COMMENTS Deadeyescum 5h 1.3k 32 Awards Dont date a stripper. There's a chance that when you break up, due to not being able to agree on your pre-nup, she will be the stripper that your two best friends book for your bachelor party. She won't dance for you, so you end up locked in the bathroom while she gives your friends and the clown they hav booked a show. And to top it off, your friends will give her a lift with you back to the city, where you'll bump into your current fiancee. She'll break off the wedding, thinkin you did stuff with your ex stripper. Reply GotASpitFetish. Now r/oddlyspecific Share | + : 446

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The Duolingo Owl

shell @neichelle in my most recent job interview my interviewer goes "so i saw something i wanted to talk to you about..." and paused for a long time and my stomach dropped and i really believed in that moment that she found my tweets about wanting to f k the duolingo owl 10:03 PM · 23 Jul 18 from Brooklyn, NY· Twitter for iPhone

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Moving On to Better Things

Thank You Man God Bless @Senn_Spud I'm seeing a big shift in friends moving away from: - alcohol - caffeine - nicotine and towards - The bright light emanating from the woods - The voice promising all the riches the world has to offer, also coming from the woods - the delicious smell of something in the woods 12:29 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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The Best Superpower

blinkpen shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins, slytherin-stud This took a weird turn, but l'm still on board Quelle: blinkpen 503,529 Anmerkungen

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Pangolins

Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Pangolins are cute because they always look like they're about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. "Pardon me sire... my liege if I may.. the prisoners.. they've.. well, they've escaped."

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Growing Apart

lauren o'neill O @hiyalauren when u were mates in schol but now one of u reviews hot sauces on IG Live and one of u is an estate agent so u don't really find u have too much to say to each other these days EAT SAS BLOCK

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Dystopian Queen

Jordan B. Peterson Commando Rescue Leade... @ConnorSouthard Elon Musk's mom looks like she's about to tell you that we all must sacrifice to preserve the zeppelin that's the last surviving holdout of humanity in the skies above a ravaged earth, and it's a sad fact that you have become dead weight

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