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21 People Who Think They're Way Smarter Than You

Being smart and well-educated is a privilege. Not everyone has access to a higher education, and those that do should be grateful about it. Some people put all of their personality and value into being smart, though, and that doesn't always pan out well. Many of these people who claim to be geniuses as well probably aren't as smart as they're telling everyone they are. Claims of high IQs and speedy PhDs are just some of what these big-brained geniuses have to offer to strangers online.

Reddit users who find these self-proclaimed geniuses out in the wild, spreading their knowledge, like to collect these moments to share with /r/iamverysmart, which is a sort of sarcastic jab at the people online who like to flaunt their intelligence and remind everyone just how "smart" they are. Here are 21 somewhat cringeworthy comments and statements from totally very smart people.

No Time For That

When you can design a solar power generator in your head in 5 minutes, its boring af to have to small talk about the neighbors poodle. 1d Reply 45

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What?

Oh God I'm so drunk that I don't know if I'm writing about Ponty's thinking of Marx & Feuerbach's role of philosophy; or my argument that the Leninist-Stalinist version of communism is a distortion of Marxism; or my understanding of Being & Time is, for me, an essay in human understanding. E CIVIL WAR THE CIVIL. W 17 m THE AND FOLITICNEL MAN DAVIES THE RIGHT WAY TO PLAY CHESS EMILE DURKHEIM 1SS LIFE AND WORK ASTORICAL AND CRITICAL STUDY SO THE FOTOR SOCIAL IS THERE to nowLUGLAR IN TURE FOR TRUS Miscatt ANDT AND HUMANISTIC MARXISM JAVIO GBOO HARVEY CHESS THE ESSENTIAL JUNG THE MYTH OF MENTAL ILLNESS vacauit NO THAT I TAKE STANDLIGHTING TAKE ITY PLACE OCHIND THIS DESK, AND FACE TUU LEARNED AUDIENCE Y AS A RO SANTRE AND MARXISM EXISTENTIAL MARXISM t WARNIN ALLANDE $ ERICH FROMM DAVID PRITCHARD "HRXIST HUMANIST PHILOSOPHICAL MOVEMENT TRANSUNDING- JOCALISM / AMUAICON PRAGMASM STEVEN LUKES INTRODUCED BY ANTHONY STORR UNIVERSAL ALIENATION PRAXIS INTERVENTION FALSE CONSCIOUNDS PRAXIS SCROCK PHILOSOPHICAL ECONOMISICAL MANUSCRIPS The Archaeology of Knowledge MOORD TILES SO THOMAS S. AUTHENTIC MARKIST TULOTTY www. • THE PROVE THE 372 THREE NODES OF SKENCE NATURE, LANGUAGE, BEING. IN FORMULATING THIS PARADOXICAL RELATION BETWEEN PHILOSOPUY AND SKENCE, I HAVE FOR HUSSERL'S IRSE PSYCHOTHEDAPHY AND ANALYSU IN D SOCIAL THE OT CRITICAL THEORY. SOLCIAL CONTROL CONFORMITT SOCIALIST HUMANUA" RUTHLESS SOCIAL CRITIQUE

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Sure

That right there, is why I left Reddit. I'm a literal genius, top 2% of my generation according to federal testing, left high school 2 years early and Bright Flighted my way into KU's chemical engineering program with an ACT score of 34. I was banned from r/science while citing the NIH. 5:22 AM Aug 13, 2023 3,266 Views ... 1 Quote 23 Likes 2 Bookmarks

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Rude

h what's up with season 3?? Discussion/Theory Just finished watching the first 3 episodes, can't understand half of what's happening, does it get any better? Vote 41 +1.15h Share +Award Hey, art isn't for everyone. Don't worry their will be another Marvel film out soon, that's obviously more on your level. Reply X1 X

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Try Again

O they are then that's your own issue to overcome. This was so much fun, we shouldn't do it again. Sorry wrong link If they are pretty basic find a test that is free and screenshot me ur IQ. If u score above me I'll be impressed not may people get above 130 It's a very small % of the population that has my level of intelligence Probably due to my Ashkenazi genetics. But who knows Swipe any message to reply Message... O Ⓒ

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Barbie Bad

✓ Rich's mind is marked safe from needless exposure to the Barbie movie. Read a banned book instead!

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Normies

"Normies" are exhausting to be around for an extended period of time because I have to watch myself and make sure I'm not saying anything too deep or weird for them It's like paddling in the shallow end and not being allowed to dive underwater 11:30 AM 8/20/23 from Earth-60.5K Views 56 Reposts 33 Quotes 831 Likes 69 Bookmarks

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Okay Then

O Study? Study? What is this 'study' of which you speak? Tutor Follow In all honesty I don't tend to study apart from just completing assignments to get the credit. If I absolutely need to focus and crunch down on the 10,000 words in 24 hours deadline, I have to turn all notifications off on my phone and have it be completely silent. If I feel like I don't quite understand something, which is very rare, I'm always able to resolve it by diving deeper. Why are we learning this? Why is this important? Why why why? If there is no satisfactory answer the subject is meaningless and I don't need to spend anymore time on it. Cue the debate with the teacher on why it is worthless. X If there is a satisfactory answer it should work as the basis for the topic and everything stripped away by the questions should be added back one at a time, keeping in mind that base and it should make complete sense. But again study? But why? Isn't studying just achieved by doing the given assignments? If you can do those, the information should already be in your head and you should already know all the material. 2 AK viawe. View 5 unvotes Upvote. 5 ...

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Ooo

10 y Pundit. Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready. 2,872 Post Karma 69,441 Comment Karma

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Fine Tuning

Definitely resonates with me. I have seen so many of my peers struggle through high school while I easily gotten an ATAR of 99.3 without much studying, I wasn't even in a good school. Thanks to your course, I realised that I have an inherent deep processing ability, which I am fine tuning now B11 E2 ⠀

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Oh Quora

Quora n B Quora uses cookies to improve your experience. Read More 2 Answer 56 6 Open in App Follow 3 So I'm 13, and I think my IQ is 125- 130+, I am definitely extremely Intelligent. But IQ test are still "difficult" for me. Are IQ test difficult for everybody? Or could it theoretically mean I'm stupid? O Request ००० Q More 1 X

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AP Kindergarten

I was an extraordinary child myself. In medical school now. I took all AP classes since kindergarden and never told anyone because I was afraid of being labeled a freak. Looking back, I see how much they never deserved my friendship in the first place, and I wish I would've been honest.

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Not Ashamed

T 8. 2y ago I'm not ashamed of being intelligent and sophisticated and appreciating an intelligent and sophisticated story. It's all the haters who have brought shame on themselves with their embarrassingly stupid response to this powerful story. 18

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So Nerdy

on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice 2/22/14, 3:21 PM 6,133 RETWEETS 8,512 FAVORITES actually that's not what's happening "magicians" use the techniques such as misdirection and prestidigitation to pull off these illusions.. yes i know i'm nerdy uWu

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Jarring

Peoples IQ are really lower than their credit score now & days, absolutely jarring. 3:12 PM 3/6/23 601 Views 3 Likes [→ 54m Well considering a bad credit score is like 600 and a high IQ is like 130 yeah i'd say most peoples IQ is lower than their credit score & the term is nowadays 22 2 53 ار

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Math

Whats 32 If yall get this wrong u failed school fr 1,881 500 14 u should ask something like 3^[6/3(1-2)] which is 1/27 but it just looks a lot more intimidating 27 5 10 1d 1d that's 1/9 buddy 120 5,517 1d 131 2,051 go

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Silence

Don't Ask Me Why I am Silent ⒸEndless knowledge Endless knowledge Because If I speak then I will speak only about Black holes, Time travel, Quantum physics, etc.. and then everyone else will remain silent.

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So Many People Don't Know

When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant 48 Like 23 Comments • 19 Shares Comment Share So many geniuses that don't get the joke because they don't know what checkmate is or what a Chess "Queen" piece looks like.

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Who Asked?

35m If youre ever wondering how smart i am...i got my PhD in 4 days Like ... Comment Send X

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Boom

5h People act like this is so hard, I'm 15 and yea I do have a really high IQ (150s) and I can easily do integrated calculus in my head, and easily calculate the amount of valence electrons in a nucleus. And I'm also highly trained in quantum physics, by the way I'm totally self educated. Reply There are no electrons in any atomic nucleus. Boom! 4h www -12 ↑9↓ +3+

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What a Catch

You should leave a comment if If you think you are a photon quanta to my valence electron or if you are a believer in quantum entanglement. Btw, notifications are set to off.

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