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24 Hilariously Dumb Kids To Help You Feel Smart

We've all done some awkward things we regret, especially as kids. Some may keep us awake at night, and others may make us laugh, but none of them were likely as bad as what these children did. Not all of them are terrible mistakes per se, but some are just completely ridiculous. For example, imagine spending time and energy trying to convert worms to Christianity. It's just not practical, and it's a very time-consuming waste of energy.

If you're on the fence about whether or not you'd like a child, consider the following images to sway you one way or the other. After all, some think these are adorable, while others can't imagine parenting a child like this. With their weirdest and most unexplainable mistakes and poor decisions forever archived online, these 24 images, tweets and more will help you feel far more intelligent in comparison — or they just may convince you to never have kids.

Half the Strawberries

Oh you want kids?? 6 year old roomie goes "can I eat some strawberries" Of course buddy. "I saved you some" How many did you eat "Half." Not half the strawberries, but half of every single berry. The pic isn't clear because I was laughing/angry

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Ruining Thanksgiving

Mem How to Cook a Turkey Bukely" .First you get a turkey that weighs pounds. stuff the turkey .Next you with stuffing It is made of chrese, apples, and Cherries 3. Then heat the you oven to o degrees 4. Cover the turkey with meltedddar help it taste good. to 5. Be sure to cook the for 1o hours. turkey 6. When turkey is your finished it will be nice and black your turkey.

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Aarons

tremulous_poodlet @EllieReedHayden My dad's name is Aaron so when I was little and he said he was going to run errands, I heard "Aarons" and figured that adults just called the chores they had to do by their own name, and to this day I still secretly think of my chores as Ellies :)

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So Dramatic

Meg Gallagher @MegRGall Replying to @elijahdaniel I think I was 7?...I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.

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Explains Why It Was Extra Sour

A few summers ago I stopped at some kids' lemonade stand. As I took a sip, the youngest boy stuck his whole arm in the pitcher and stirred.

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Fruit Snacks

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My toddler just spent five minutes explaining that he can't use his imagination because he traded it to a kid at daycare for some fruit snacks. Ok, bro.

Big Mystery

LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy's bed, she said "I did not put butter in it." The mystery continues. More at 11.

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Vroom

My 7 year old just told me that RV stands for Room Vroom.... I guess that's what we're calling it now.

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Black and White TV

Jul 23, 2014 •* I just had a memory of when I was a kid and I asked my grandpa when we were watching an old tv show how you could tell who was black and who was white if a TV show was in black and white. He just looked at me.

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Probably the Worst Idea I've Ever Heard

Frostitute_85 · 9h When I was 5ish maybe 6, I filled my mouth with water, put my lips against an electrical socket and spat the water inside. Pain is a great teacher. G Reply 272 3 notthinkinghard · 6h How are you still alive 39

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Would You Like Ranch With That?

Stay at Home Meh @caseyjparker the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt" ...

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Asking the Important Questions

Pediatrician at 4-year checkup: "Do you have any questions?" Me: "I don't think so!" Ped: "Aadi, what about you? Any questions for me?" Aadi: "Yeah, have you ever hanged upside down from the ceiling like a bat?" 6:50 AM · 7/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Sorry Mom

Replying to @GloomyFrench and @sumerianbby When I was 5, my mom came out into the living room while I was playing games, crawling around merging ungodly noises. I thought she was being silly, so I crawled with her and tried to like ride her like a horse. She was in labor. I was like "lol that's cool" 5:14 AM Jul 3, 2021 O 3.7K

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Elf on the Shelf

When I was 5 my mom got an elf on the shelf and told me it was watching to see if I was bad. I was so scared | decided to kill it and I snuck out, stole the elf on the shelf, and then ripped it's arms up and hid it in the grass under my window. Then lied about it when questioned. 10:14 PM · 7/6/21 · Twitter Web App

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Truly Worth Crying Over

My kid crying just losing her mind as I explain why she cannot sleep with a water balloon 10:21 PM · 7/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Jeremy

Marcy G @BunAndLeggings My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy. 9:34 PM Sep 30, 2022 Twitter for Android ... . 10.2K Retweets 586 Quote Tweets 184.8K Likes

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Best to Just Ignore that Last One Too

Went thru my son Ipad this morning e Search YouTube HOMEPAGE CO O paw patrol 9 barney how to fight my dad 9 how to hump

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The Good Worm

coolgirlonline @coolgirlOnline when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible 11:58 PM · 09 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone 10.5K Retweets 671 Quote Tweets 160K Likes coolgirlonline @coolgirlOnline · 1d spreading the good worm O 11 27 134 6,182

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Indoor Pool

Frank lotion @702Austin went to my girlfriends house and her sister is swimming in the fish tank...

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Breaking the News

When we told my 11yo that he was going to have a baby sibling he immediately asked "Who's the father?" I can't wait for him to be on Twitter. ...

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Who Knew?

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Playing Dead

Nephew was like 5 years old at the time. I am NOT a morning person. He goes in to my room, early in the morning. Kid: Hey uncle! It's time to get up! Me: (thinking that if I don't move or breathe he'll go away.) Kid: Uncle! You have to get up! NOW! (Then he just stands there for a while. Then he begins to tickle my feet!) Me: (I'm biting my tongue in order to stay still and quiet. Eventually he gives up and leaves.) Then I hear from downstairs... Kid: MO0OM! MOM! He's dead! Uncle (insert name here) is dead! Mom: What? He's dead?

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4th of July Decorations

V A I gave my son one job and he failed. However It was an easy fix. #funny #independence_day #fourth_of_july #fail

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Human Skin

Rad Sechrist O @radsechrist My daughter said "Daddy, I like your car because it's made of human skin" because we have tan fake leather seats lol.

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