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25 Oddly Specific Phrases That Are Slightly Concerning

Certain experiences and emotions come around sometimes that can't quite be described accurately and normally, not without going overboard anyway. This is exactly what the people featured over on Reddit's communities /r/oddlyspecific and /r/BrandNewSentence do. When something is labeled as oddly specific it is a phrase or question that just goes a little too deep into details, to the point where it is questionable why someone would even have to ask these things.

They're the types of specific questions that end with "asking for a friend" when it's pretty clear that isn't the case. Oddly specific things can also capture feelings. Sometimes it takes a big long string of words to take a feeling and describe it in a way that others can also understand. Oddly specific things are funny and strange, and sometimes leave people with more questions unanswered than what they started with. Here are 25 oddly specific phrases and photos to ponder over today.

Hydrated Pete

irene @lanadelslayee last night i told a customer he looked like "if pete davidson drank water" and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like "obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life." 12:36 AM 21/10/2021 Twitter for iPhone 2,863 Retweets 74 Quote Tweets 74.8K Likes

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Fair Enough

NO B UNDAI JUST married KEEP HONKING! I'm Sitting In My Car Crying To the cranberries 1993 Hit Single, 4LINGER"

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Yeahhh

When you're trying to sleep and your brain decides to play a mixtape of your childhood favorites "Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl-" imgflip.com

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Elden Ring Player

r/Eldenring 9h I wish we could save Malenia from her fate and settle down somewhere in the Haligtree and set her up a nice camp for her to train her knights and do dexterity stuff while taking care of each other and being in a loving relationship with lots of cuddling and hand holding and eating dinner together 428 37 Share

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Probably

memorycycle: i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language

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Asparagus

ghost mom @radtoria Asparagus grows like it's trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus grows >

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Watch Your Speed

DO NOT SPEED LIMIT 912

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Wrath

m gewehr // IZUNA DROP @MWGewehr had a dream the sky was on fire and when i checked the weather app on my phone it just said "wrath" 8:21 am 2/2/22. Twitter for iPhone

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True

mewtru ✔⁰ @trunarla Friend making normal wages- "no worries bro, I'll cover this one. You got next!" Friend who works in tech making over 300k- "can you Venmo me $3.74 for the sip of my drink you took?"

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Kinda True

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Microwaves have like 32 buttons but you only need about 4, including number buttons. Look me in the eye and tell me you use the 7 key.

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Exactly

B STOP WAIT 31 SECONDS GOOD TOP 13731

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Also Curious

Jalen Skutt @JalenSkutt Why'd everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

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Sounds Right

Will Sennett @Senn_Spud male version of eat Pray love is going to a Midwest metropolitan city so you can lose 700 dollars at a casino black out have your phone die and then walk around the city almost getting killed for 4 hours until a CVS opens so you can buy a charger to use in a Marriott lobby

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Personal Space Invasion

Gabe Rivera @gaberivera You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.

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Choose

feral pawg hunter @man_ditch at some point every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or g-----------

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Hockey Season

Ava @avatarrant i will never understand people who think hockey is boring. there's these 6'5 giants on KNIFE SHOES moving around at 70 miles per hour, they're equipped with a giant weapon, and sometimes they punch each other. HOW is that boring

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Yep

Shower Feelings @_shower_feelings_ Our body consists of 4 major glitches, hitting our funny bone, rubbing our eyes too hard, having something cold touch your 2 front teeth, and standing up too fast.

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The Truth

A start a family find a prestigious job be happy Sit around for 8 hours every day, cycling through 3 apps for memes and playing video games that you aren't even interested in anymore but you have nothing better to do A X WHAT IS YOUR NAME? OUR SERIAL OU KILL HIM EXPLAIN WH

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Sure, Why Not

Study Would Immediately Leave Their Desk Job If Asked To Embark Upon A Trans- Antarctic Expedition On A Big Wooden Ship %0 UI

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He is Trying

Michael Marshall Smith @ememess It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.

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Looks Wrong

The Tibetan fox looks like someone tried to draw it from memory

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It's Hard

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings getting p off because i can't find 17,000 more songs that sound exactly like the one i am enjoying but aren't that song exactly but make me feel the same way so i can continue the precise vibe. i have the hardest life anybody has ever had btw.

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Crazy Feeling

ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl a drug that makes u feel like u fell asleep in the backseat of your parents car and get carried inside and tucked into bed

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At Least

Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad ... By age 30 you should know three (3) people you're terrified to run into at the grocery store

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Felt That

irwin @irwin I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gopher, Netscape with frames, the first Browser Wars. Searching for pages with AltaVista, pop-up windows self-replicating, trying to uninstall RealPlayer. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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