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How Did You Celebrate #NationalHornyDay?
While it seems that every day of social distancing feels like a Horny Day, today was "officially" #NationalHornyDay, at least on Twitter. Evidently this was declared last year by Urban Dictionary user Hi.there.., who said that today "Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions."
While sexual favor solicitation hasn't been the main focus on Twitter today, it has been a day in which people have taken to Twitter to share a bunch of furry art and talk about how freakin' horny they are all the goddamn time. Observe the (SFW) contributions to National Horny Day:
In light of today being National Horny Day, I have drawn Handholding, the lewdest act humanly possible. Please forgive me. pic.twitter.com/o5fenpuKbv
— Saiykik (@Saiykik) April 16, 2020
On National Horny Day it is important that we acknowledge and honor great moments in horny internet history, like the time that one critic at the New Yorker reviewed THE INCREDIBLES 2 and made it screamingly obvious that he wanted to smash Mrs. Incredible https://t.co/cRv14M1pPv
— Scott Wampler: Day 37™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) April 16, 2020
It’s national horny day but the only thing I’m fucking is lonely pic.twitter.com/p4FiRWcy9O
— ayo wtf (@YEESSSIIIRRR) April 16, 2020
Happy National Horny Day pic.twitter.com/kTsSFzm869
— Momentum (@MomentumSonic) April 16, 2020
For those who don't have horns but would like to participate in national horny day… I give you this. pic.twitter.com/fiHZAeR5dB
— Edelgard (@Edelgard_Ebooks) April 16, 2020
isn't everyday National Horny Day pic.twitter.com/Fb8cokvLrY
— Oracle (@4eyedRaven) April 16, 2020
@ everyone tweeting about national horny day pic.twitter.com/KEybQD3PtZ
— 𝙲𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚛🌪 (@alvcezz) April 16, 2020
National Horny Day pic.twitter.com/xsBbQzEcN9
— FABINO (@KinoFabino) April 16, 2020
In a Horny Day miracle, Dr. Fauci, the immunologist who has become the face of the Coronavirus response, has said that it is safe to hook up with people on dating apps, provided you understand it is a calculated risk (like all sex).
Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups 'if you're willing to take a risk' https://t.co/GOOF05CmIi pic.twitter.com/h8dfMOSMnF
— New York Post (@nypost) April 15, 2020
So go, be horny readers, as it is your god-given right.
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