Twitter has long decided that the predictive qualities of the stock market give it a similar thrill to studying the planets with astrology. Not only that, but each exclusively attracts a different gender. With its focus on money and high stakes bets, stocks are for men and the social psychology cum pseudoscience of astrology is for the girls.

Recent events involving a certain video game retailer have accelerated this ideology, creating a power couple of sorts — and they're everywhere you look in pop culture. The stock market boyfriend is out there desperately trying to explain shorting, and the astrology girlfriend wants to know what the stars have to do with it.

Maybe he looks uptight and nerdy enough to have the NASDAQ app on his phone … maybe she has the funky-colored hair suggesting she gets a little too excited about reading your natal chart … or maybe, just maybe, the pointless gendering of these interests makes a weird kind of sense? Decide for yourself with the memes below.