Twitter Cannot Decide Which Hashtag To Use For The Next American Civil War

Twitter Cannot Decide Which Hashtag To Use For The Next American Civil War

In a set of tweets that sadly had nothing to do about Kanye West's new album last night, President Trump addressed a lot of things that were bothering him. With pressure from an ongoing impeachment investigation, the president directed a lot of thoughts towards Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Fox & Friends, the Whistleblower, and witch hunts.

However, it was one tweet in particular that set Twitter ablaze. Quoting American Pastor Robert Robert Jeffress from Fox News, President Trump warned that the nation may enter into another Civil War should he be impeached. Soon the hashtags #CivilWar2, #CivilWarSignup, #CivilWarPotLuck, and #TrumpCivilWarLetters took flight, and a nation began mocking a potentially catastrophic event the only way it could.

 

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump ..f the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which II our Country will never heal." Pastor Robert Jeffress, @FoxNews

(Source: Twitter)

 

Rex Huppke @RexHuppke I predict #CivilWar2 will end on the afternoon of the first day when, after a vigorous five-block march, 90 percent of the soldiers in the First Battalion of the Trump Light Brigade complain of chest pains and are rushed to hospitals where it's revealed they're all on Obamacare.

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

JRehling @JRehling Lincoln: We have to have a Civil War to save the Republic, even if it kills me. Trump: We have to have a Civil War to save me, even if it kills the Republic

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

Chuck Sudo @bportseasoning T-minus 10 days until vacation and I'm debating if I need to bring my passport with me to Mississippi, in case the Confederacy reforms while I'm biking through the state. #CivilWarSignup

(Source: Twitter)

 

Andrew Mueller @andrew_mueller I've always wanted to cover a conflict that had hamburgers, bourbon and country music, so l'm in. #CivilWarSignup

(Source: Twitter)

 

Soon Twitter users began to discuss what food they would be bringing to a #CivilWarPotluck.  

 

THIS IS A MAXINE WATERS STAN ACCOUNT @MsPackyetti Pro tip: when the civil war breaks out do NOT join the side that puts raisins in potato salad. You're welcome. I'm just here to help.

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

Uniforms were also discussed and chosen.

 

Lalita @LLAmos Dear God, people. We'll need matching t-shirts. We aren't savages I'll check Etsy. #CivilV

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

Luckily, friends from afar agreed to help.

Vilrax @Vilrax Replying to @emrazz Greetings from Europe. Shall send some supplies such as cakes for your war efforts? #CivilWarSignUp

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

Then users pictured what type of letters the president would send using the hashtag #TrumpCivilWarLetters.

Shea Browning @SheaBrowning My dearest Melanie, I rite to you from the Battle of Hamberder Hill. War is hell. My bone spurs have Kept me from battel, but many people are saying we are Winning. I hope to be Home sune. Give Barton all my love. #TrumpsCivilWarLetters

(Source: Twitter)

 

lan Bailey @ijbailey24 I've declared Mar-a-lago the capital of my Russian States of America. Dems keep sending hurricaness to attack us. Fortunately I have my trusty sharpie to redirect the storms to Alabama. I think I'll go play my 221rst game of golf since ruining the country. #TrumpCivilWarLetters

(Source: Twitter)

 

Paul Begala @PaulBegala Dearest Abigail, Our Cofeve Cavalry left Ft. Spicer mounted on scooters from Dollar General. Batteries died after 3 miles. Bivouacked at Chik Fil-A. We shall assault Scaramucci Pass. Sadly, Beauregard was hit by a nasty liberal meme. Yrs evermore, Jedediah #TrumpCivilWarLetters

(Source: Twitter)

While many appreciated the jokes being made, others reflected on the dangerous nature of the subject matter of another Civil War.

 

ITs HISTO SATCHEL. NOT SOME FEEL GOOD FAIRY TALE FO LOSP David M. Perry @Lollardfish |I don't really mind if y'all make #CivilWarSignUp jokes if it helps you cope. But remember some of us aren't |laughing. I'm not laughing.

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

And others suggested to not take the president's words so seriously.

Kaya Jones @Kaya Jones Trump was quoting what someone said. Quoting someone doesn't mean he wants that for America. Everyone take a breather and relax. #CivilWarSignup

(Source: Twitter)

 

 

At least the one thing we can all agree on is just how good that flag cake looks.



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