Another one bites the dust from the Trump Administration. Today, President Trump announced via a tweet that he had fired National Security Advisor John Bolton. Being that this is the third National Security Advisor to part ways with Trump, and because Bolton is telling a different tale than the President, Twitter is clearly having a great time poking fun at the announcement.

….I asked John for his resignation, which was given to me this morning. I thank John very much for his service. I will be naming a new National Security Advisor next week.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 10, 2019

 

I offered to resign last night and President Trump said, "Let's talk about it tomorrow."

— John Bolton (@AmbJohnBolton) September 10, 2019

 

The good news is, Trump has fired John Bolton as National Security Advisor. The bad news is, Trump is thinking about hiring his cousin, Ramsey Bolton.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 10, 2019

 

 

HELP WANTED

Looking for yet another National Security Advisor. And by “advisor” I mean you’re advised to shut up and do whatever thing I said last. Must be good at taking blame & direction on Twitter. No experience sought, much less required. But don’t be more fun on Fox.

DJT

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 10, 2019

 

Bolton was a disastrous choice as National Security Advisor. The only one worse would be Trump…and that, effectively, is what we have.

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) September 10, 2019

 

 

We did it everyone: we lived through John Bolton's term as national security advisor

— Quinta Jurecic (@qjurecic) September 10, 2019

 

 

Is John Bolton gone ? This is great news / I can’t think of anyone alive more deranged & bloodthirsty – trump will try to find some homunculus inder a rock somewhere -
But it’s hard to imagine anyone being as absolutely terrible as Bolton – good riddance -

— John Cusack (@johncusack) September 10, 2019

 

 

Can't wait to see Bolton's mustache on Dancing with the Stars! https://t.co/9ImC4b38Bh

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 10, 2019

 

 

BREAKING: Rand Paul to dance on John Bolton's grave pic.twitter.com/Ta44vwRH0n

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) September 10, 2019

 

 

We found the one person who liked John Bolton https://t.co/iSyeAnjxxf

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 10, 2019

 

 

The ungraceful exits of Trump National Security Advisers: 1) Flynn -- fired after lying about Russia and facing jail time 2) McMaster -- fired while watching successor visit White House to audition for his job 3) Bolton -- fired while disputing on Twitter that he was fired.

— Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) September 10, 2019

 

 

John Bolton tells me it is “flatly wrong” to say the President asked him to resign. "I offered to resign last night," Bolton told me. "He never asked for me to resign directly or indirectly. I slept on it and resigned this morning."

— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) September 10, 2019

 

Trump fires John Bolton! Bolton says “I don’t care, I will attack Iran by myself.”

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) September 10, 2019

 

 

BREAKING: John Bolton’s mustache has been lowered to half-mast pic.twitter.com/ocnEym7Y6f

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 10, 2019