Share any interesting ideas for movies you've had, no matter how bad they might be.
I had this idea for a James Bond movie that would work best for whenever Daniel Craig retires where 007 (Daniel Craig) is lamenting about how he's getting old for his job when he is sent on the usual mission to apprehend an especially dangerous insurgent group run by rogue MI6 Agents that have successfully stolen highly confidential MI6 files without being noticed until recently. 007 eventually reaches their hideout and is confronting the insurgents leader when he asks the leader's identity, to which he responds "007" and turns around to reveal that he's Sean Connery. Craig 007 repeats his demand but is then surprised and incapacitated by Roger Moore. Craig 007 wakes up strapped to a table with Connery 007 and Moore 007 watching him for a few solid minutes, wondering when they're going to start interrogating him, Craig asks if they're just going to sit there when Pierce Brosnan and George Lazenby walk through the door with a cart full of the stolen MI6 files. Connery says "I presume this is what M sent you for?" and then asks Craig 007 what year he was born, to which he initially expresses confusion at but then answers 1968 (Daniel Craig's actual birth year). The other 007s chuckle and Connery then asks him something along the lines of "So you were born already having completed 5 highly important missions?" and then shows him some of the stolen MI6 files, detailing the events of the first 5 Bond films and stating that they took place in the years they were released. Craig then remarks that the documents are clearly fake and that he wants to know where the real stolen files are. Lazenby then comments that "Perhaps you did your first mission when you were only a year old, quite an impressive feat if you did Mr. Bond!" and then shows him a file documenting the events of Diamonds Are Forever. The other Bonds then each show him more and more files detailing the events of past films that conflict with Craig 007's memory. Upset and slowly becoming confused, he passive-aggressively asks: "Well, then why don't you tell me what happened?" to which Connery 007 then informs him that he and the other James Bonds are all genetically engineered super-spies that have randomized appearances to prevent any outside suspicion. He then goes on to tell him that they're not out to acquire power or wreak havoc, butt that their main motive is to get revenge on MI6 for creating them, treating them as less-than-people and attempting to execute them whenever they get too old and that Craig 007 is probably going to be disposed of when he returns from this mission. Some other stuff happens that convinces Craig 007 that Connery and the other Bonds are telling the truth and decides to ally with them. They go to confront M at the MI6 headquarters only for it to be a trap that quickly devolves into a chaotic gunfight. The other bonds are either critically injured or killed in the ensuing chaos until only Craig 007 is left. He eventually gets to M and nearly forces a truce until he's suddenly killed by an MI6 agent. M then congratulates the agent and calls them by their name and code number: Bond, James Bond, 007.
This would probably piss off a good chunk of the fanbase if it were made solely because of the greater implications of the story and I totally understand why and I wouldn't blame anyone for not liking it on that basis. It kind of turns some fundamentals on their head and in all honesty, I just came up with this because I thought it was weird how the Bond films kind of just seem to take place whenever they were made and none of them really seem to canonize of de-canonize each other. It would honestly work best as a shitpost/parody but part of me kind of wants to see it become a real thing just because of how absurd my plot is. It almost assuredly never will for previous reasons and the fact that Sean Connery's no longer with us.