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You are this poorly drawn stick dude. Your name is… Well, you don't have a name.
What is your name?

Bob Howard.

Seymour buttz

Name: Shrek "The Dreck" Havel

Why not all above?

We can name him Mr. Stickler

JOE

That's right! You remember! Your name is Shrek "The Dreck" Havel.

Now, you were off to do something, but you forget what it was, that you were going to do.
What were you going to do?

Praise the sun

GO SAVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR POWERS OF MAKING OTHER THINK THEY'RE COWS!!

Pillage a village.

Ditto, Tards has his head on straight with that one

For the record, I have never played Dark Souls. Doesn't mean I can't give the command of praising the sun.

I have to go with praising the sun on this one.

Easy

Yes, rape their houses and burn their women.

What are you waiting for!!!

dat praise

That's right your quest is to "Praise the Sun!"

Where shall you go to praise the sun?

To the temple of course.

I shall expand on Soundwave's suggestion and say, to the Temple of Eternal Sunlight.

Let's start giving this stuff names, to make it more of a quest!

To the top of Atlus Headquarters.

To the open field. 'Coz in a fucking small temple you can't see what you praise.

"Where shall you go to praise the sun?"

My swamp, laddy.

irc?

TO THE SWAMP TEMPLE OF SHREK!

You have gone to the other Shrek's Swamp to praise the sun. You lost the feather in your helmet on the way there.
BEGIN PRAISE?
>YES
>NO

Not yet. You shall need to prepare an offering to the other Shrek first, lest he chases you out of his swamp.

NO
Go back to retrieve your feather.

No. We need that feather.

We could do with that feather for the +5 onion buff it has.
The Dreck can't operate at maximum efficiency without it

Alright, 4 votes for no, we're going to get that feather.

Oh, there it is.
You pick up the feather and put it in your inventory.
INVENTORY:
Feather
Sword
Shield

Sword. Who need feather when you can have sword!

Its past noon to praise, lets camp for a while until we reach the time for maximum sun praisement.

Agreed. Let's bury ourselves in the mud to avoid detection.

I don't see any layers in that inventory

After all, ogres are supposed to have layers

Don't blasphemate the feather.

Don't tell me the sword is not more awsome on the helmet then the feather.

The sword would be too impractical on the helmet, though.

I propose a compromise, however.

We attach the feather to the hilt of one of the swords and then attach the sword with the feather on its hilt onto the helmet. The feather would give the sword a +42 practicality bonus.

We attach the feather to the hilt of one of the swords and then attach the sword with the feather on its hilt onto the helmet. The feather would give the sword a +42 practicality bonus.

Seeing as we suddenly have multiple swords, I'd say attach the feather to the sword, and that one to the helmet.
This gives:
+42 practicality to the sword
+20 awesome to the helmet, sword, helmet combo
+35 practicality to the helmet, which is now a protective and offensive apparatus.

Tard is right. FOR PRACTICALITY!!!

We need a girth buff

Just stick it right on the helmet, dreck as feck

Its morning Guys, LETS START PRAISING!

okay we now have two swords.

now what?

leather belt?

Why "Praise" the sun.

find rick ross, who is swimming in swamp

Use the swords on a child that Doesn't praise the sun

Retrieve arms

Invade the heretics who do not praise the sun and claim their humanity for yourself.
OR
SLAY ALL THE DEMONS