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Whirl your head around as a offensive manouver.

Sacrifice that kid who doesn't praise the sun to the Spirit of the Sun or to the Sun directly.

His arms have been visible all the time! The joke doesn't work!

This joke works only on the Black Knight.

The Dreck should go invade Johns adventure thread and wreck him up

Disregard spaghetti arms, retrieve manly muscle arms.

Eat your nipples.

Discover that you have a Stand named "Sniggitydoodlefluffer," collect the dragon balls, and wish for the sun to be the ultimate life form!
How's THAT for praising?!

Done, Done, and Done.

you gather the 7 dragon balls, and wish for the sun to be the ultimate life form.
I don't think that was a good idea.

Sun: Thank you mortal, for making myself the ultimate lifeform. However, now I can't do my job anymore, seeing as i'm not a giang ball of gas that gives light and heat anymore.
Nice job.
The Sun walks off, leaving you to ponder your predicament.

Recollect the Dragon Balls and wish for a new sun. A better sun.

…A sun that is shaped like Nic Cage's face.

Turn that green dude in the background into the next sun

Praise the sun gods! All of them. Surely one of them would be willing to create a new sun?

Summon John from The Interactive Imperative Interesting Andventure.

Discover some of the powers that Sniggidydoodlefluffer has. It might have to do with the sun since you are some kind of poorly drawn sun battle priest.

As an adherent of the Sun you should now

>Engage in jolly cooperation

In hope that you will find your own sun

become the sun heretic

@Burner:
You fool! You can't do that! You can't make another wish for a year!!
@Laika:
You decide to follow after the sun, and ask him to join you in Jolly Cooperation. He accepts, seeing as he has nothing better to do.
CURRENT PARTY:
Shrek
The Sun
@Crona:
You decide to see what your Stand can do, which is renamed, for the sake of simplicity, Sunbro.

Well, looks like you got fucked over in the Superpower lottery. He can only create a miniature sun.
At least you've found your own sun now.

"ONLY" create a miniature sun? Do you not realise the implications of this? Sunbro has the power to cause controlled nuclear fusion. That is a pretty awesome power.

>Resume adventure. Bring the might of the Sun down upon all nonbelievers.

Find a Genie and wish for more wishes. (it's the perfect criiime)

>Combine many little suns together so that they become one BIG sun.

how did you not think of this before.
By combining your small suns into bigger suns, you create a sun big enough to put back into the sky.
Thankfully convection doesn't exist, so you feel no heat from that giant thing.
now how the fuck do you get it up there? Sunbro can only make it float there, not move it.

>Call NASA and have them move it for you.

use the sun powers to purify the land

If none of the proposed solutions to getting the sun works, train for many moons with sunbro until you may once again recollect the dragon balls.

Try finding a way to contact the doctor so he can use the TARDIS to move the new sun to where the old one use to be.

Use your Fus-roh-dah! power to send the Sun it's proper place.

@MasterBurner:
You don't have NASA's phone number!
@Doctor Kori:
Oh, you forgot you could do that.

Holy shit, you actually did it. Nice job.
now what the hell do we do?

Locate the the Lordvessel so that you can warp places.

GO FOR A NEW ADVENTURE!!!

Fap.

remove kebab

Fuck ponies.

Fuck ponies then go remove kebab while you fap.

Do all of that at the simultaniously.

Give this to Shrek

and indict the above 5 users for spouting their Dickwraith bum-waffle.

Then you best Praise the Sun for old times sake

Go on a journey to refine Sunbro's powers. And your own too.

@Laika: You are outside Shrek's swamp! You have no need to give Shrek an offering.
You do it anyways.

MYCONIX WAS INDICTED
KEBAB REMOVAL UNIT WAS INDICTED
XTR09 WAS INDICTED
DOCTOR "KREAGERSTEIN" KORI WAS INDICTED
KEBAB REMOVAL UNIT WAS INDICTED. AGAIN.

You Praise The Sun. The sun appreciates the praise, but asks you not to. He is quite humble.

@Burner:
You set off on a quest to find the Lordvessel.
You have no fucking clue where it is.

You encounter a Giant Troll.
Nope, Definitely not a Ogre.

>Command

>>Sunbro

>>>Throw miniature sun at giant troll

Aks giant troll if he even praises the sun

Give it negative karma.

use your sun to turn him to stone

Leave it. It won't attack you.

Ask it where the Lordvessel might be.

CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE!

An enemy? engage in an honourable and noble duel by STACKING POISE AND HUNTING FOR DELICIOUS BACKSTABS LIKE THE MLG PRO SHREK IS
>Circle around to the rear
>Backstab
>Block
>Circle around to the rear
>Backstab
>Block
>Circle around to the rear
>Backstab
>Block
>Circle around to the rear
>Backstab

build the pyre

Build a sentry

Harness the power of the sun to exterminate the giant troll.

You do that.
The troll is dead.
you get nothing.
you lose.
good day sir.
you continue on.

You encounter a giant cliff.