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Identify plastic bits.

Legion
You walk away from the cabinet, in the direction away from the group. Eventually you come to stand in front of the TV set. Two Gamecube controllers are around you, with wires leading up into the stand. You also see a fancy pen, it's lid, and two AA batteries on the ground.

Shi Gai
You try to lift what’s under you, but it seems to be around your height and very unwieldy. In your attempt to move it, you realize…
It’s… humanoid. An unmoving, hard, plastic body.

I direct my echolocation further away to see where I am.

I blow a hole in the wall and use Aero to float down.

Turn on the television

Honeytiger
Using your echlocation, you see The other boxes come in various shapes and sizes. Trekking further would take you to an epic tower of car tires nearly as tall as the room's wall.

Red
There is already a gap here, so you don't see the point in blowing up a hole. Thinking of Ice Cube, and his motto of "Fuck Tha Police" you light the storage bin on fire anyway and jump out, floating to the concrete floor.

((Alright Kids. I'm gonna cut back on things like Legion's Medigel and Using Aero to float from now on. If you wanted that as your power, you should have picked it. Also, ya'll gonna die in a fire. Thought you should know.))

All
The burning plastic is a slow, small flame. At least until it reaches the cardboard boxes on top. They begin to darken, and eventually ignite as well…

OH GOD DAMN!
Jotaro begins to run to the room where he last was, with the TV.

Legion
You don't see the remote. There might be a manual button… if you can climb up to the TV itself.

Jotaro Kujo
You flee to the carpeted area, not even thinking of ways to put the tiny fire out. You are now standing at the small cabinet and see Legion further away, staring at a blank TV set.

"Oh shit… That huge arse fire looks quite… like someone else's problem."
I look around the prison yard i landed in.

Make love to it like pyramid head.

I crawl over to the tires.

Attempt to climb upto the TV set

Red
You see banana mush, and Spider-man.

Shi Gai
You make tender, passionate love to 90's Superman. Yes. With the mullet.

Honeytiger
You slide over to the tires. They stretch up into the "sky" as far as you can see, but the treads are pretty large compared to you. You might… you might be able to scale it.

I try to climb the tower.

Legion
You pull yourself up to the closest to the ground shelf. You can see the next one over your head but there doesn't seem to be an easy way of getting up there… expect for maybe the controller wires.

90's Superman? Fuck this. Run towards the hole.

Attempt to climb the wire upto the TV
"We require assistance!"

"OK, Everyone. No one here is dying. I can web up to the wire and carry a few people at a time"

Extends hand to the group

Honeytiger
You plant your peel into the tire and lift. You move from foothold to foothold, but you're starting to tire. You climb up one whole tire… but there are three more.

Shi Gai
You feel suddenly self conscious about your sexual encounter with Superman and begin to leave. Unfortunately… you catch an odd whiff of burning plastic and become suddenly aware the box you are in has caught fire. Action figures are tumbling in an avalanche out of the warped plastic. Following them might be your only escape.

Ride the action figure train to safety.

Legion
You grab the wire leading up from the controller and attempt to climb up it to the second shelf. Half way up, the line suddenly jerks as the Wii is pulled forward by your weight. Luckily it catches on the power cords in the back, straining.

Shi Gai
You hop into the avalanche and tumble down with the escaping toys. Behind you, the fire only grows as it is left unattended. Pretty soon there might be a fairly substantial blaze.

Meh, it'll die out eventually. Get away to somewhere safe.

I climb the second tire.

Shi Gai
You flee to a carpeted area, not even thinking of ways to put the tiny fire out. You are now standing at the base of a small cabinet. The door is slightly open. You also see Legion further away, climbing up a blank TV set.

Honeytiger
You pull yourself further upwards, the strain now really starting to get to you. There might be enough to get you back down safely if you choose to turn back.

I climb back down.

Honeytiger
Back on the ground you already begin to feel better. You start to lament your unsuccessful climb, and lack of physical strength. Thinking of all the wondrous treasure you could have found… It's painful.
Oh well. You're back on the ground with nothing lost and nothing gained.

Walk over to the TV and see if there's any way to climb up to it.

(Jotaro in case you don't know.)

Use webs to pull myself up to the table with the controllers

Continue climbing the wire in hopes that it doesn't break

Use my echolocation to see(hear?) if there is anything else interesting around.

Jotaro Kujo
You see Legion attempting to scale the wires from the controller and it gives you the idea you might be able to do the same. Unfortunately it seems the robot's weight has pulled everything forward and nearly off the shelf…

Legion
Carefully clinging to your wire "rope", you eventually manage to swing over and plant your feet on the second of the three glass shelves. There is a yellow and black disk here about half your size labelled "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess". You also see an Xbox 360 on the shelf, and realize both systems have two wires each that seem to lead up to the tv…

Spider-man
You don't see any table, or controllers you can easily web to…

((That's three screens that a way! You'll have to meet up with Jo and Legion.))

Turn on the Xbox

Honeytiger
You sense the tower of tires… then an absolute mess of boxes. From you to the wall is clearly used as storage, and is absolutely full of junk. Should you hop in, you might never escape.

Legion
You press the power button on the xbox, and it whirrs to life. The TV remains dark.

I try to knock down the tires.

Is that faggot playing an Xbox? Aw hell naw. Climb up after legion.

Climb the Wii cables upto the TV

Name: Dr. Schabbs
Skills: Amazing effectiveness with pretty much any weapon, can throw syringes amazingly efficiently and accurately. Needs to attack only 6-10 times until He can utilize killing blow. (Unfortunately, it depends on a D4 system. I'm using rolz.org for this.)

Honeytiger
Even a grown human would stretch their limits trying to move this. You have no chance as a small banana.

Shi Gai
You grab hold of the wires leading away from the controller. Carefully clinging to your “rope”, you eventually manage to slink your way up, and swing over and plant your feet on the second of the three glass shelves. There is a yellow and black disk here about half your size labelled “The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess”. You also see an running Xbox 360 on the shelf, and realize both systems have two wires each that seem to lead up to the TV…