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Use the above classic format to make jokes, puns, or innuendos.

I'll start.

I like my cars like I like my women: Low maintenance, small, and Japanese.

I like my women like I like my filesystems. FAT and 16

I like my sex like I like my memes: hot 'n spicy.

I like my asses like a like my trampolines: big, bouncy and fun to jump on

I like my women how i like my rice.
Mexican.

I like my women how I like my games. Full of problems, frustrating and filling me up with regret.

I like my women how I like my molotov cocktails, filled with petrol, soaked in alcohol and ready to combust.

I like my coffee like I like my women, in a plastic cup and covered in bees.

I like my women like I like my Olive Oil. . . Extra Virgin.

I like my weapons closet how I like my graphs; with labelled axes.

I like my legs like I like my drinks.

Ok.

i like my company like i like my beef: meaty, well done and with fine spices.

I like my humour how I like my coffe; jet black and in constant supply.

I like my women how I like my coffee.

I prefer tea.

I like my breakfast sandwiches how I like my bishies.

Slightly cold.

I like my women how I like the Steam servers. Going down a lot

I like my men how I like the tf2 classes. A bunch of sexy dorks.