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weaponised hugs

Horns

A Tec-9

Paws & claws

The red cape and cuteness.

A Guandao that's probably also a gun!

a big fuckin' arm cannon.

Some claws

Double Kick

a car.

like vroom vroom splat.

vibrating molecules

Mars-pattern power dildo

Smoke.

Uhhh….. Noise?

the bfg, of course.

Very sharp teeth?

ears and kicks

A brutal greataxe forged from some unholy, otherworldly metal and cloaked in eternal hellfire.

Dragon Claws

Postmodern Painting

His burning hatred

Clones

Electrical Wires

A sense of humor

T shirt cannon

Lewdness

Fellow Haruhi fan.

Some lightsaber that george lucas designed.

Corruption

A Sandwich sword fitting for a sandwich knight.

Lopunnite

A ton of technological tentacles

High-frequency noise

A motercycle and a chain

Spider webs.

Sharp, pointy teeth

A Missile Launcher

Rabbit Talisman

The ability to cause an explosion whenever you want

A flamethrower.

A pompadour made so hard from gel that you can use it as a weapon.

A dildo bat

Skateboard and a jukebox that can fire missiles and turn into robotic arms.

A big fucking sword.

LAZORS!!!

Someone as crazy as you does not need a weapon

Sharpened titanium tips that adorn the ends of her legs. VERY useful if you just want to put a bunch of holes in your prey.

Weaponized handsomeness

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