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The Golden League in a nutshell.

I can't wait until the Golden League finally becomes an empire to insure "stabily and order" for democracy.

Why is the Golden League attacking us? We're already democratic.

Your tentacles aren't as squiggly as our tentacles.

Let's not turn this into a tentacle-measuring contest.
Anyways, hopefully due to our now nanomachine-infused food supply we'll be triumphant, or at the very least not exterminated.

We're against purging hence why the Jew Turtle's empire is gone.

Why do I have the feeling the Golden League is going to replace them as the "big bads" for this game?

Sorry for the lack of updates. There hasn't been that much going on right now. Also, a correction: The Golden League is fighting a defensive war. The Kaltharians were the ones who started the war. And oddly enough they are winning. Maybe because most of the Golden League is off fighting the UE, maybe it's

Also the Kaltharian Enclaves is an oligarchy as the people don't vote for a leader. That ain't very democratic.

Also this nigga dead lol.

Oh so this isn't a case of a republic turning into an empire… Our bad I guess. Do the colors that each civ has mean anything or there is no special meaning to them?

"You see Golden League, when you have oligarchy only smart, important people get to chose what other smart, important people lead nation. That way you get best leader."
-Kaltharian Ambassadorial Representative

I like to believe the Kaltharians declared this war because they found the Golden League's lack of nanomachines disturbing.
Also can we get a count of how many robot, droid, and synthetic pops there currently are in the galaxy? That way we can gauge how long it'll be until they go Skynet on us all.

No, it's based on flag colour. But striped zones mean that there are different civilizations in the same solar system.
Also:
The Kaltharians won due to most of the Golden League being off fighting the UE and not having their strongest fleets at home. This showed an ample opportunity to make a run for it and expand Jarad. The results are border gore.

Now they don't have to worry about the Kaltharians and can now focus on the UE. The Resthethi have now been converted to DEMOCRACY and the thus far very slow war is slowly tipping in the Golden League's favor. Maybe after the war the Consulate of I Love Hitler's Ass will join the Golden League? The Qoyunlids are still getting tormented by constant wars from Zion.

There are currently 23 droid pops in the Kaltharian Enclaves and 66 in the galaxy. I'd like to note that there seem to be "Ultra-Qoyunlids" on the planet of Vurl-Raqqa. These Qoyunlids can handle slightly hotter temperatures and are good at farming with no weaknesses. That's all. Nothing very "ultra" in my opinion. They don't even have the strength of the other Qoyunlids.

I think the only reason they are called Ultra is because of the no weakness thing but still the benefits that they have is not enough for the ultra title.

They should instead have a title like "mega" or something like that. Something that's good but not as good as "Ultra."

Lack of updates have been because I'm kind of busy with other things and most of the game not coming up with much. The Golden League is winning the war and the Kingdom of the Coloured Thorns have gotten another vassal:

Should I do a timeskip?

Sure a timeskip would be nice.

Well after nearly 20 years of warring it has all ended. A lot of the war-members just gave up on taking land. The only one who actually gained ANYTHING from this war were the Squiglers. They have now vassalized the Empire of Brittania.

Such a petty victory as Brittania is really small and lead by a 100 year old Thatcher-figure. Truly a great victory for the Squigglers.

To the rest of the Golden League and their opponents:

All that money you invested in building new ships and making all those armies? Fuck you. Gone. No more. The UE and the Holy Order will carry on and there will be battle-scarred veterans who got PTSD from all those fucked up dildos in the POW camps. You lose.

Glad we can go back to the regularly scheduled fuck-all

Don't forget that during this wasteful orgy of blood, death, and destruction the Kaltharians decided to make off with 3 systems, so at least someone else got something out of this.

So glad my people didn't involved in this circle of needless deaths and stupidity.

I'm doing a timeskip and we'll see what happens next.

The year is 2442:


Pretty sure it was the Alpaca Fan Club who opened it.
Brittania is gone, the Kaltharian Enclaves are divided among Unbidden space, Zion is growing stronger, the United Empires have created their own defence pacts, the Golden League still doesn't have any new members, everyone is fighting among themselves. Nobody is taking on the Unbidden.

Do you guys want to continue like this or go back to normal Memeiverse?

I can't see the map now since I'm using a tablet but of my race is sill around this new verse, if not return to the normal.

Eh, kind of, your guys are, but their completely surrounded by the Unbidden and the Unbidden is taking like half the universe.

Well I guess my guys were lucky seeing how they're at the epicenter of the clusterfuck that happened.
I say we keep going until it looks like the Unbidden will win.
Like when there's only 3 empires left and the Unbidden have destroyed over 3/4 of the galaxy.

Honestly I was sort of expecting the Tyranids Prethoryn Swarm to happen first.

(Also to clarify if when my race gets wiped out I will be changing sides and rooting for the Unbidden)

The Kaltharian Enclaves have been assimilated. The only ones left are part of the Kaltharian Confederation. They're pretty much the same tbh.

Also the Aberrant are preparing to invade too. They too are extradimensional beings who want our energies. They will engage the Unbidden to take over the galaxy and assimilate us.

Fuck…

Not that much going on. The empress of the Colored Thorns is still alive.

The Golden League decided to declare war on the super-ancient Rak'Thalak Ascendancy (not to be confused with the long since extinct Rax'Thalak) there is one problem though:

The Unbidden have completely surrounded them. How will thy do this?

Currently: In the north you'll get attacked by the Colored Thorns, in the east by Zion, in the south by the Unbidden and in the west by the Golden League.

Why would you instead of deciding to attack the extra-dimensional aliens that have destroyed multiple empires, decide to attack a small empire completely surrounded by said empire of extra-dimensional aliens?

By the way, the map was too small so I can't tell, but are those Kaltharian Confederates still there or have they officially been exterminated?
Actually, could you make a list of all the races that currently have been purged by the Unbidden?

Jeez how is my race dealing with this mess? Also how did these guys enter the universe?

It's kind of hard to remember all the lost races (lots of primitive races and such). But thanks to a lot of immigration not that many have been lost. Alas, there are still a few ones I think I notice:
Slaathinians
Jhabbanids
Kaltharians
Aptenodyte
and countless amounts of primal worlds. Multiple empires have fallen but their races still live on. Of note is that the Ignis homeworld has been utterly consumed by the Unbidden.

In other news:
The Colored Thorns have fucked over the entire United Empires by freeing the Restethi, dividing the Arachnids, freeing the Arachnids, vassalizing the United Empires, and then the Holy Order got vassalized by the Restethi.

Zion is feeling the tolls of stretching out so far. 9 different rebel factions, 18 different races all trying to contain themselves in the unstable Zion borders and an over-capacity army to accomodate the huge Unbidden threat. They are really pushing to keep the Unbidden away but will their internal threats crush them?

Also irony of the day:

Not that much happening right now. The Unbidden seem to be taking some stuff from Zion now. The Coloured Thorns lost some planets but are taking planets and increasing their influence in the north.

I take it that things are quiet now huh?