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I give nebu my cat so that he can finally get some pussy..
Also if anyone posts Below me they get a free bullet to the head. Teehee

Yay!

I give the user below me SUM OF DAT WEED, BRUH.

NIce WeEd, M8.
a 10 hour trip later
I give the person below me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Finally, I can be a king sitting on his golden throne.

I give the user below me my unmarried virgin sister who's older than me.

I get to know her and strike up a healthy friendship with her.

I hereby bestow unto the user following me:

A functional replica/imitation of a Pancor Jackhammer shotgun and a box of 12 gauge slugs for use with it.

I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Cocks shotgun And I'm all out of gum.

I give the user below me a demonic relic capable of turning you into a demon.

Well, time to destroy the school!
I give the user special sweatpants that makes the wearer's butt, hips, and thighs expand.

Stretches OOOHH YESSSS~!

I give the user below me this fine suit of armour

I go out and purchase a mannequin so that I may display this fine suit of armour in my study. (A damn fine suit.)

I give unto the user below:

A bottle of hydraulic fluid and some urinal cakes containing chlorine.
(You may have to be a little creative to get the proper use out of this one.)

Maybe make some chemical bombs?
I give the user below an android that has a customizable body shape, via remote.

Great, now i can make a tank, WITH A FACE!
I give the user below me Jim Ross.

Who is this person and why do I have him?
I give the person below nothing.

Thanks for nothing, asshole…

I give the user below me that thing called love.

I didn't fuck up shut it. I use it to fix up some of my mental issues.

I give the user below me a cake I made.

It tastes like peanuts and caramel. Thanks.

I give the user below me a back massage.

Oooh, thank you!
I give the user below me a fat Succubus queen.

Eh, I'll dig to this.

I give the user below me his freedom.

I already am free, so I'll give it to some North Korean bastard.
I give the user below me This Android.

I read the manual and bring it about as a companion.

Unto the user below, I give thee:

A balisong and a clean canteen.

"You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal." (Well, probably)

I give the user below me a handjob. I'll try to be gentle -- I promise.

I give the user below me a Raimon uniform

This thing doesn't fit!
I give the user below me spare set of my armour.

This thing doesn't fit!
I give the user below me spare set of my armour.

I stop time using my Stand, [Gangsta's Paradise], to change into it. Now I know why my brother never wore bikinis.

I give the user below a tub of ice cream.

I get diabetes.

I give the user below me a chocolate cake.

The cake was a lie.
I give the user below a Philosopher's Stone.

Strokes Chin and Thinks

I give the user below me a talking body part.

Interesting…I shall do some experiments on this subject.
I give the user below my Robot Spongebob that i have currently no use for.

Pawn Stars is going to pay GREAT for this!
I give the user below me a costume of myself that when worn, it gives you an exact replica of my figure.

I would look at you with a huge blush on my face.

I give the user below me a roommate. A goth girl roommate if you're fine seeing her almost killing herself. (Trust me, you'll gonna have a traumatic experience in your life.)

It's nothing i haven't seen before.
I give the user below me the coolest jacket in the world.

I fire proof that shit first thing, then set it up on a mannequin for when I need it.

I give the user below me a box of pure silver .357 magnum.

It's Hihg Noon…
I give the user a me a special shirt that makes the wearer's abdomen expand.

…

I give the user below me a chocolate bar.

I kindly eat the chocolate bar.

I give the user below me the internet

Searches through the Deep Web

I give the user below me an M1911 Colt Pistol, a Black Suit and Tie, and a fedora.

I wear the suit and tie because I want to feel classy for once and briefly consider the fedora before putting it in storage for when I feel like being a detective. The M1911 goes in storage to until I need it.

I give the user below me a Swiss K31 with a full box of ammunition for it.

Cruising down the street with my ri-fle. Shooting the bitches, killing the hoes.

I give the user below me a Tommy Gun.

I give the user below me the song Cuban Pete.

Huh…

I give the user below a lyrics for La Lune by Madeon ft. Dan Smith. so they can feel a loving embrace.

Thanks for the motivation to keep going in life.
I give the user below a pair of pants that makes me wearer's butt, hips, and thighs expand.

I'll give it to my sister so she can get all the boys in the bar.

I give the user below an operating M4 Sherman tank so they can kill the nazis with it.

I'll sell it since I don't think it's legal to own a tank in my country.

I give the user below me this

That looks tasty. Yet dangerous.

The user below gets a porn box.

I'll weaponize the box

as for a gift… a monkey's paw u vu~

I'll construct a trap-laden fortress and have the monkey's paw enshrined within. Then I shall lure unwary adventurers (by spreading rumors of its wish-making abilities) to their doom so I can collect the loot from their corpses.

Unto the user below, I do hereby bestow:

A Misriah Armory M739 Light Machine Gun and three 72-round drums of 7.62×51mm ammunition for use with the weapon.

Good hunting!

Not a fan of guns, but thanks.
I give the user below me a saxophone.

Attempt to learn to play George Micahels before giving up.
I give the user below a midi of Danger Zone from the Top Gun DOS game.

I don't know that song, but I suppose I should step out of my musical comfort zone once and awhile.
I give the user below me a laspistol.

take it apart and figure out if I can develop something better

To the user below, I give a gun with the soul of a crime boss inside it