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The rules: give the user below you (whoever it turns out to be) some kind of gift, and that user has to do something with said gift. There are two things you can't give that user:

• Something with a degree of infinity (i.e. do anything, contains anything you want, infinite space, make anything)
• Something with any exceptions of any kind; it must be something pure, something raw, something that can reach the full potential of what it can do

The gift can be real or fictional. As with any good OP, I'll start:

I give the below user a handgun.

I have the gun melted down so that it can be made into something useful that isn't weaponry.

I give the below user a diamond ring.

To be honest I'd loose it in a washing machine after forgetting to empty out the pockets again.

I gift you a hot pocket straight out of the packaging from the fridge. A Cold Pocket if you will

I hope it tastes good or else…
I give the user below me a Flesh-Render fang

This thing is far too cumbersome, have it sold or broken down so I can get something more suited for me

I give the user below me a seemingly harmless amulet that will drive them into insanity over time

I take the amulet with me to hide in a cave under a mountain and I guard the precious with my life.

I give the user below me a demonically-possessed sword.

I leave the sword in the corner of my room and tell the demon bad puns all day.
I give the user below a bag of dead leaves.

I throw the bag away, 'cause I don't know what to do with dead leaves.

I give the user below me a DVD of the Donkey Kong Country animated series.

I watch it so I can review it in a comedy YouTube video.

I give the user below a can of soda, pop, whatever you call it.

Gave it to Soda popinski. He seems to like it.
I give the user below me… A CAMEL CLUTCH!

Really… this is pretty weak, tighter, you wimp!

I grant the user below me a android maid that will self-destruct upon hearing a random word

I'm gonna need more quality control with these boys.

The user below will receive a pet squid.

You lied. It was a kid.
I give the user below me the item of his/her dreams.

I don't dream.
I give the user below me the soul of fallen hero to aid them on their journey. Good luck out there.

I exorcise it.
I give the user below me this

I would sell the gun, I am only into medieval weaponry.

I would give the user below this.

Cool, i'll stack it with the rest of my Fallout merchandise.
I give the user below me 3000000 rupies.

Fair enough, I'll save it for when I go to India or something.

I give the user below me a cuddly tribble.

I send it to the zoo.

I give the user below me a Asriel clone.

I kill him, fuck him, and bury him.

I give the user below me… something they wanted for Christmas.

Well look at that, it's absolutely nothing.

I give the user below me a small, cute magical creature that can grant simple wishes. Every time you make a wish and it grants it, it'll soon get powerful enough to grant more complicated wishes. So, in short, wishing makes it stronger. But, depending on your wishes and such, your cute little creature personality will change. So, you know, be careful what you wish for. Also, don't feed it after midnight. Enjoy!

To be real honest here, the only thing I can wish right now is to make every fanart of my waifus dead. Just plain dead.

I give the user below me a lifetime supply of self-respect.

It's not working.
I give the user below me my respect

It just poofs into dust and became my very stage of depression.

I give the user below me a mutilated corpse filled with semen inside of it.

Thank you volga. I humbly accept your gift.
To the user below me, I leave this dog.

Thanks. Now I can't be sad anymore.

I give the user below me my 22.7 Gigabytes of Gore Porn.

Not my kind of thing, shame. Just send it all out as junkmail to random emails or start selling it around like some kind of porn empire. Whichever works.

Whoever's below me, you get a zipper. Just a zipper.

Cool, I'll keep it just in case.
To the guy below me I'll give to you an AOL subscription for 100 hours/30 days free trial

Sorry, i have better subscriptions.
I give the user below me a lifetime supply of muffins

Are you trying to poison me?

I give the user below me my condolences of your dead relative or family member.

I accept this sympathy.

I give the user below a cool, refreshing bottle of Crystal PEPSI.

Eh, Soda is soda, I accept…

I give the the lower dude, er, some chocolate cake, oh and a puppy, kitten, and a bird.

Oh! Thanks for the cak- oh shit, the puppy ate it and is now suffering from digestion problems. Well… thanks for the cat and bir- aaaaaand the cat ate the bird. Wonderful.

I give the user below me a bootleg DVD of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster.

Too bad the DVD has been "heavily-scarred" and I can't do shit and else with it

I give the user below me a M9 Bayonet with skin of choice.

I prefer spears to knifes, but thank you.
I give the user below me a ticket for summerslam.

I haven't seen a WWE match since I was about 9 or 10. Thanks.

I give the user below me the 8 bit Megaman I made in my woodshop class.

Termites eats it in 10 seconds

I give the user below me a box of chiggen nuggets

I give it to my older sister. She likes those nugs.

I give the user below me my love.

Aw shit! A zombie fucker is attracted to me!

I grant the below user a new car.

I sell the thing and use the money to get more Gundam kits.
I give the user below an android maid with thunder thighs, which is also where it stores electricity.

Thanks for the meido! I assure you that fun time will ensue between her and I.
To the user below me I leave a box of assorted chocolates.

I melt them down into a boiling chocolaty soup, and toss it into the face of my most hated nemesis.

To the user below me, I bequeath a greased manatee.

Well, if Harambe got popular after he died, let's see if this manatee gets it too!
I give the user below me a Top Quality Legendary Sword.

The hell am I going to do with this?

I give the user below me my necrophilia fetish.

I give the user below me a pair of gauntlets infused with the elements of fire and lightning.

I will fulfill my destiny to become an anime protagonist a la Fist of the North Star.

I give the user below me 99 bottles of beer on a wall.

I take one down and pass it around.

I hereby bestow unto the user below me: a salted herring.

Nothing is better than well salted fish.

I give the user below me…. my son

I ate Nemo ok, fillet with tartar sauce.
No I'm not hiding him for money, but thanks for the gift..

Hey, atleast give me something.

I give the user below me my sister's hot topic clothes. (Enjoy your black and white striped knee socks)