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Say I'm overthinking this, but if Discord wants some serious chaotic damage done, what better than to work his magic on Luna, and/or even better, start a civil war.
Nothing brings more chaos and anarchy in a country than when its citizens are fighting amongst each other. After the winning side claims victory, all that's left is a country torn apart by its residents, and a whole lotta dead citizenry.
That was one of the biggest results of the American Civil War, was that the South was wrecked, and the new union was weaker than what it would be if they had stayed together. It took a while until order was restored.
So when two alicorns are going at each other, and the citizens are also at each other's throats, then a whole lotta s*** gets messed up.

I know for sure you always keep up with the shipping thread, Connor.

I feel like Discord might be just as disillusioned as all the ponies. The ponies never fight, so maybe Discord has never seen what violence is. It's never said what life was like during his rule, so maybe it was just like Ponyville during Return of Harmony. If Discord has never seen violence either, he wouldn't know to resort to it if he wanted to be evil.

This is what happens when I think hard. Feel free to rip into my theories.

I think the guy who voices Discord could be voicing Shinning Armor.

Anyone else thinks so?

That actually sounds logically sound.

I mean, look at when Rainbow Dash was accused of stealing a pair of slippers. She was chased down by a patrol of ponies, waking half the town. It was that major.

Petty theft is the worst crime we've seen in Ponyville. Period.

Discord, despite being just mischievous and bothersome, is Satan to the ponies, because that's the darkest thing they've seen.

You've managed to bring about a very interesting point, my good man. Quite fascinating.

@Unknown Unknown

Children's shows do not include civil war.

I also don't think that Discord was too evil, he just wanted a laugh. He would cause other ponies pain, but I don't think he would enjoy mass murder.

… which is why I said I was probably overthinking it.
But seriously, sure, in canon, you can't do that (well, not exactly), but I'm one to say eventually someone's gonna think the same thing, then we have a civil war fanfic

BRONIES! ASSEMBLE!

Some bitches think they can run against us for forum presidency!

I say, we gonna prove them wrong, or are we gonna lie back and take that bullshit like a bunch of pansies?!

LET'S SHOW THEM A TRUE SCENARIO IN WHICH TO PREPARE THINE ANUS FOR!

Distraction

Pony party?! Or party pony?!

What's this about you wanting to eradicate all pegasi and unicorns?

BRONY PARTY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW DEM HATERZ WHO SHOULD BE IN CHARGE!!!!
(de-grammarization intended)

• * *

Back to the Discord stuff:

So, yeah. Discord's greatest way as we've seen in making chaos is making the ponies turn against each other. Arguements lead to bad things…
So why not turn it up a notch and create a BIG arguement that causes complete and utter chaos to reign! That seems to be the most logical move in my opinion. the destablization of a people will bring it to crumbs. Then, Discord can take what's left after the ponies have destroyed themselves.

See more on Know Your Meme

I have no idea what you're talking about!

Why did you post that here?
Now none of the other parties will even have a chance.
>_>

I would like to take this time to remind all of my constituents about my pony-based economy, and remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.

I don't. I just happened to read over this entire Wikipedia article as well as this one.

Needless to say, after reading them, I emerged about 20% smarter and 50% more confused.

@Discord thing
Oh please excuse me, I don't mean to alarm
And certainly mean you no physical harm
I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl
My mission is simple, neverending strife
I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your wil
I'm like a predator and I'm going in for the kill……
Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny,
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful,
You should hate me 'cause I'm better than you
I only wanna party, I only wanna play it cool,
I'm beholden to seeing this through
I can trot around your little pony head,
Spreading white lies and whispers
I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends,
Your rage is so hot, it blisters….
I have your attention, now it's futile to flee
Your elements of harmony are worthless to me
So please you can't beat me, just fire away
I'll shrug it off and live to laugh another day
My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old,
A millenia trapped in stone and desolate cold
Your princess couldn't save you, now you have no hope
You're hanging yourself, I'm just providing the rope
Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
You should hate me 'cause I'm better than you
I only wanna party
I only wanna play it cool,
I'm beholden to seeing this through
I can trot around your little pony head,
Spreading white lies and whispers
I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends,
Your rage is so hot, it blisters….

I am oddly aroused after reading that second article….

@Pyro:

That brony song is bomb-ass.

Then there's this:

I only asked because I know from what Ive seen. I just wanted to know if you had livestock as well. As for the articles, they were pretty interesting.

Someone drop an anchor on this thread, it's getting too fast again.

@Brownmane

You probably noticed it and didn't say anything, but I called you Brownmare again and I didn't notice it until now. Dammit, I'm so awful at this.

But from your last comment I'd say we are pretty much on the same page.

It's good to see someone else around here that isn't afraid of such topics and can voice a mature opinion about it.

@Random

I'm going to quote you again one more time for truth

You guys let [shipping/sexuality] bother you waaaay too much. Act like an adult and just laugh at it.

The Playbrony stuff is a joke. Laugh at it.

If someone uses it to say something about you. Laugh at them.

But we are done on that subject so I'll leave it there.

@Pony hatred discussion in the last page

You guys also asked the question of why some people hate on ponies/bronies earlier on the last page. I have something to say about that too.

First of all it is no mystery. People who dislike ponies have made their points quite clear.

They dislike the spread and density of the meme. They don't care about cuteness or small cartoon horses but they don't like how its everywhere and reject it in order to counterbalance the spread (See my theory on the Law of Popularity backlash). This not only puts them at odds with the pony meme, it also makes them bitter against Bronies who continue the spread…especially if Bronies do it forcefully.

Bronies who act as though hating ponies is a terrible offense, hate on the haters and shove ponies in the faces of others are widely considered obnoxious and loathsome. THAT is why some people hate ponies. Make sense?

I also wanted to jump on the steampunk discussion but I missed it. Damn.

@Pyro
Oh another rap….maybe this ill be page 69 all over again…

anyway reguarding rainbows hair color, id have to say it's probably natural seeing how all of the characters in the show have really different hair colors and style i don't see what could be preventing her from having a rainbow colored mane?

It's not a rap. It's a well known brony song.

Get out more.

Somehow I get the feeling the bronies are going to win the election by a lot and everyone will hate us more.

I figured by now we were all immune to hate.

I am extremly disappointed that there's no Toga Party on that list.

If anyone remembers, I've been working on an MLP/Red Dawn adaptation, and I've formulated cast list:
WARNING IF YOU KNOW THE STORY AND KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO EACH CHARACTER, THEN READ NO FURTHER! SPOILERS AHEAD!!
Applejack = Ted Eckert
Applebloom = Matt Eckert
Rarity and Sweetie Belle will share the role of = Aardvark*
Twilight Sparkle= Daryl
Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash will half-and-half the roles of = Toni and Erica**
Fluttershy = Robert
Pinkie Pie = Danny
Spitfire = Lt. Col. Tanner
Spike = Mayor Bates (Daryl's father)
Big Mac = Ted and Matt's father
Gilda = Cuban Officer
Trixie = Spetsnaz Officer (The Hunter)

• meaning the same fate awaits both characters

• Scoots and Rainbow Dash will be similar to the two, and go on and off in roles. But ultimately, Rainbow Dash has the fate of Toni, and Scoots has the fate of Erica.

So if you know what happens to each, then expect it to happen

@Dac-attack

How Twins knows so much about horse sex?

Dude, you ever looked between a stallion's legs? That woman lusts for it. #lol-sexism

Ha ha, You're a perv dude. I'm not sure twins will appreciate that. And yes, I see horsey dick everyday, one of the perks of owning horses.

@Random and Dac's most recent back-and-forth:

Guys, if you actually want to win the election, I suggest you not divide yourselves into two parties. You are potentially the most powerful voting force on the site. Division is how Wilson won in 1912, so I suggest you not fall prey to that like the Republicans did.

I will be going to bed now!
Night all!

My grandparents own horses. As a little kid I spend a lot of time there. And when I got older I helped there for money (too you to work). Lately not so much anymore.

So I also had my share of horses and everything that comes with it.

Horse porn high five!

BSoD wrote:

Someone drop an anchor on this thread, it’s getting too fast again.

…

@Dac and Random's back and forth

I know you guys have seen horse parts…
But in my travels, I've seen:

-Dolphins getting it down

-Lions mating

-A Variety of Birds mating

And each time I was like

Now, back to the earlier statement of mine about Red Dawn,
I dare you guys (if you don't mind, that is), to read the synopsis of Red Dawn and pick out what happens to each character, and see what happens to the characters.
Hopefully, no jimmies will be rustled. It's gonna be intense, though when things happen.

Fear our diabeetus.

I would but my feet have fused with my floor.

@RandomMan

@dac
It's really cool that you have horses, but a perk? Are you like, Kenneth Pinyan or something?

All this talk makes me want to make a Mr. Hands reference.

Wow you guys have been busy while I was gone.

@Unknown Unknown

That's my turf. I challenge you to a duel for ultimate silliness supremacy.

@At the topic of pony porn

I am not rustled, but I have no words to express what I feel.

am i dooin it riet?/

@MontyPython
The battle:

Damn, gotta find a Holy Hand Grenade.

@Unknown
The Rematch:

@MontyPython

@At pony porn
I am not rustled, but I have no words to express what I feel.

What pony porn? Nobody posted any.

Dac and Random were talking about IRL horses (Which have a tendency to not wear pants)

@twins
Kenneth pinyan, the man who suffered the most undignified death ever. Stallion man meat thrusted in the place where the sun don't shine till he suffered internal damage. Hey, at least the horse had the fucking time of his life.
Anyways, it's called a joke twins. I don't actually enjoy it, but I am indifferent to it.
Edit: you know quite a bit about horse sexuality and now him. Hmm, twins, is there something you ain't telling us.

Horses in real life do in fact wear pants, here is my proof.

The first vid was me admitting defeat to you, but now with the rematch, and me = arthur in the last vid, you actually admitted defeat to me
Soooo….

I WIN

Oh I thought you were implying you were the rabbit. Anyways the Black Knight always wins by default.