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Dudes, I made this joke ages ago.

Similar to what I understood when I joined the fandom. Not anymore though.

How do i get this image out of my head!? =(

This is why Spike is a dog in Equestria Girls.

@Shipping Forum Users
This looks pretty strange. If I try this, what happens if I get shipped? Am I even good shipping material?

But then again i'm just a biomechanical robot from the Bionicle universe in a world full of happy colorful ponies.

FREELOADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks pretty pimpin' to me.

fuknrshyt is best poni

@Forum Shipping

You're all just a bunch of freeloaders. I was doing it when it was still creepy before it was cool.

The USS Bulletcaro and its sister ship the USS Bluefifths have left port and are standing by to engage any ship that dares to try and stop the non-sexual jacking off.

@Verbose

You see what happens when you come back? What insanity we descend into?

You should have returned weeks ago.

Am I gonna have to post the list on each page for the mods to update?

Freeloaders:
Stunthead
Platus
Bionicle
xTSGx

Dominance:
BSoD
Platus
vintiezre
Rarity(?)

Not how I'll actually the stories (like my fanfics, I'll put effort into them), but one of them will have to follow this formula… right?

@Bionicle
This should answer your question…

I was asking that actually… O_o I'm not even a pony! D:
Thanks for the welcome though! :D Honestly, I'm just surprised that I just came to sort out a few niggly questions and now I'm sucked into… something.

> Walks into thread after being gone a couple days
> Immediately backs out

xTSGx wrote:

@Verbose

You see what happens when you come back? What insanity we descend into?

You should have returned weeks ago.

Hey, man. I just post Ponus and keep things civil.

Whether or not people go squirrel poop mad is not an issue as long as it's not contagious.

@Crimson Locks

Stay calm

And get rather plastered.

As for a bit of actual pony news, Hasbro just announced their exclusive pony for Comic Con this year and guess who it is!

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SPARKLY-ASS VINYL SCRATCH!
Yep, she's gone totally 70s – 80s era glam on us!
She even comes in a special box that lights up!

(Gotta love the "This is an adult collectable. This is not a toy" disclaimer down there,too.)

Here's the official announcement for anyone interested.

So that's pretty damn awesome!
A worthy follow-up to last year's Derpy.
If only I could actually go to Comic Con…

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to follow Crimson's lead.

@DeadParrot: Wow, that Vinyl Scratch is actually pretty fukin cool (and I also love the disclaimer, especially the use of the term "Adult")

I love that she has glitter on her legs, it's like she has sparkle stockings

Okay… I just want to note something…

You know those two famous Friendship is Witchcraft tunes? (Pinkie's Brew and Gypsy Bard?)

Am I the only one who when listening to one forgets which one I'm listening to?

They sound like they'd synchronize quite well, they have a similar style…

Heck… At this point… I feel like if one switched over lyrics half way through, nobody would notice!

So… How come I haven't seen that many mashups of the two?

(Or have they been done and I just haven't noticed because they are just too similar?)

A guy that work in a theater got this blu-ray

Why do I get the feeling the whole movie will be leaked online before it releases?

EDIT: Equestria Girls is 72min in length.

@Equestria Girls Disk think

Okay… So the cover art looks to still have the pony ears and Wings on Human!Sparkle.

…I'm assuming that means… That the Facade of Twilight Sparkle being Human is going to start breaking down at some point and all the Humans start turning into ponies… And every being gets really confused.

Well… Confused… Or The Mane Six Doppelgangers start remembering the lives of their counterparts and… something…

If the end goes something like "We are all connected, even across worlds" and tries to use the alternate self thing as proof… Who would feel like screaming? (Joy or frustration based screaming both count.)

I don't think that's real…

Why would the production company leave "Begins June 16 – MLPEG.COM" on the cover? If it's a DCP, there wouldn't be any reason to have "Blu-Ray Disc" on there at all, as it's not for open release. If it's a public copy (release version), then it would have packaging, not just a clear plastic case. You usually only get the clear plastic cases for blank Blu-Ray discs – which tells me this is probably just a slightly shopped copy of the release poster pasted onto a blank Blu-Ray disc.

I don't have anything else to say, so here's Trixie holding a teddy bear:

I just realized something – the movie comes out on June 16, which some of you might know better as motherfucking Bloomsday – the most erudite holiday of them all, dedicated to celebrating the literature of James Joyce.

That is a very strange combination. Someone should do a crossover fic.

@Vinyl Scratch Figure: Somebody needs to draw Vinyl and Ace with it. Would be hilarious.

@Shipping Forum Users:

But srsly, JimmyXCrimson is best /kym/ ship.

Fluttershy's Tree Powers by ~ImFreakazoid on deviantART

Finished Disturbed's OC

I'll work on Bionicle's OC after dinner

>uses trailer artwork as image
>not stored in some fancy box for the critics like A Canterlot Wedding was

9.9/10 really, really good photoshopping.

Also, EqG screenshots:

Oh god, the 4chan rumors are looking more and more accurate.

@Crimson

Alright, let me first say that I think it's a cool design. I like the colors, mane, whatever. You need to work on your basic understanding of proportion and perspective.

The biggest error that I see you keep making with your ponies is that you draw their torsos too long and they are too thin in the middle. It gives your drawings an uncanny valley effect as it looks like your pony is getting pulled apart.

@Fifths: Duly noted, this was a teensy bit a rush job (and yet it somehow took me longer than Kewl's OC O_o) However, I will have to disagree with you on my torsos. I should work on making my ponies less anorexic looking, but I like the longer look of my ponies. This may sound like a bit of a lame excuse, but the long torsos are sort of my own stylistic choice. I'm not trying to imitate the show, I'm trying to go for my own style (which admittedly still needs work and with the help of show vectors as reference)

(Also, I think you somewhat misused the term uncanny valley)

EDIT: Fixed Disturbed

(Only thing I could find with James Joyce in it. :shrug:)

@EQG Disc
While I have no real idea about the legitimacy of that particular disc, the suppositions made from it seem to be spot on, though they were made in a rather inefficient manner.
You can either do all the math based on the storage capacity and bit rate of a Blu-Ray disc…

Or you could just go to any of the pages of the theaters selling tickets.
All of them directly list the running time at 1 hr, 12 min.
No fancy mathematics required!

What has science done?!

(To note, these are just graphic mock-ups, but apparently there are going to be real things that will be somewhat similar to these.)

@ DeadParrot
Basically made "Cupcakes" pony cupcakes child friendly…

Cause Pinkie just loves making every pony smile!

@DeadParrot222
Thanks, dude. You had to remind me of James Joyce's "love" letters to his wife. Blegh.
Seriously, this was what my face looked like when I first found them:

And now, with this request done, I have finished all of the pony OCs for the family photo

I present to you, Bionicle Brony!

@DeadParrot222

Those letters have become rather infamous. There's even a Hark! A Vagrant! comic about them:

Here is a little snippet (NSFW):

My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt.

Yah, you basically just sent that letter to Applejack. Good job. :D

The whole letter, and the other even dirtier letters, can be found here.

I just realized something. It's only 10 days until Equestria Girls comes out.

Uh oh, Crimson finished her work (looking fantastic btw). That means I need to get into gear again. BRB, have artwork to do.

@chowz

10 days until the alleged Bronypocalypse? Well, I can safely say that my jimmies are ready.

I can't imagine how the internet is going to be like that day.

How badly does Equestria Girls have to do at the Box Office to be considered a 'flop'? The movie is being released only for a few days, has a marketing strategy that makes Dredd 3D look like a Hollywood Summer Blockbuster, has no celebrity voices, still uses flash. Obviously the budget for this movie is like….maybe a Million or less? They're selling it to a fanbase that despite the vocal minority shouting RUINED FOREVER at the sight of the movie poster will no doubt rush out to the theater (at least the out in the open bronies….and if Bronycon or any of those other big cons are any indication there'll be a fuckload of bronies can't forget about the target audience and their parents too! )

….I have a feeling this movie really can't fail THAT badly at the Box Office, props to Hasbro for being these sneaky little devils.

I might avoid the internet altogether that day to protect my eyes from exploding

Good idea, I guess that's the most advisable thing to do

@ Crimson Locks

Hell yeah! That is awesome! Thank you so much! You did a really great job! I was having a bad day today, but this makes me feel a lot better. Thank you again.

I shall name him "Disturbed Hooves"

I'll come up with something later.

$10 that the Nostalgia Critic will review Equestria Girls.

It's nice to know that everyone likes the OCs I made for them

I am just so happy

See that, BSoD? Crimson did 2 in one day, step up your game maaaan

(it's okay, really. Take your time.)

VerboseXRandomMan is best ship ever.

Decide to visit Pony General for the first time in weeks and people are discussing user shipping, James Joyce's hauntingly saucy letters, how to into drawing oc pone, and the running time that the compression of a Blu Ray can allow.

Never change, you guys. I love you all. All the homo. Hetero, too, I guess…

Are you kidding? It's gonna be awesome. I can't wait. I swear, I have more fun with the fandom shitstorms then I do with the actual show.

@ Vino
Refer to the list on the previous page for more of the kind of shit you can't find anywhere else.

@Joyce's wonderfully disgusting letters

You'd be surprised at the tendency of brilliant men to be disgusting perverts

I think my favorite is Mozart turning out to be a huge scat-fiend.

@Crimson

I could have done them better…

Nah seriously, good job.

Heads up, guys.

Equestria Daily (and 4chan, imgur, and likely other sites) have links to spoiling images from Equestria Girls. I took a look at a few images to see if they were legit, and it looks like someone gave the plot in a 4chan thread. Furthermore, they have some poor quality images (at least. I didn't look at more than a screenshots.)
 
That photoshopped disc may not have been photoshopped after all.

So if you don't care about the movie,

then (SPOILERS) have at it.

I don't know how you'd suggest going about discussing the synopsis and images here. I would prefer to watch the movie first, but the official release for us to see it on DVD/other totally and legittestly legal means won't be for a while. But whatever you agree to, just try your best to hold to it (i.e., If you don't want to spoil anything, you may need to take a break from Pony General. If you want to talk about it but we're spoilering any talk and discussion of it, then be sure to follow suit.)
 

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Otherwise, be aware: Spoilers be out there.

 
#hiddenmeaningseverywhere

@Verbose: Thanks for bringing that up

I don't know if you already know this, but some screenshots have been making their way into the kym image gallery as well. So I guess this is a warning to anyone who doesn't want to be spoiled.

Wait, so

Also, a mix of MLP and Muse. My life is complete.