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Bruno The RASSLAH said:

May I ask why we are not discussing the best human pony?

You must be shrooming.

Oh, and page get, so Applejack thread.

@Jimmy 1.0: RASSLAH? RASSLAH!? Really?

No

I see your Applejack page and raise you one best CMC page.

EDIT: Have another Scootaloo for those who helped me finally get Scootaloo on the My Little Pony Obvious Cash grab Game for Android.

Well, guys, I'm officially in my new hometown of Summerville, SC. I'm currently in a hotel room waiting for the POD to be delivered by the frickin' Mexicans black guys do I have a non-racist excuse? oh, fuck, they can hear me workers.

So yeah, Applejack thread because South.

@Kewln00b
From what i can tell, that's me and DeadParrot. And knowing DeadParrot, if I want that Scootaloo, I'll need to move fast.
Wish me luck.

@ Jimmy
Someone find that one Usual comic… Rarity'll show you how bondage is done…
(I would, but I'm on my BLOODY phone!)
@ Master Stunt
I believe in you! Just watch out for for Kewln00b waiting at the exit to steal DP from you… it always happens.

Same picture you posted between my original questions and your story, Mark?

I have a Scootaloo pic, but I'm not sure about posting it.

@best EQG pone

Markymark Wrote:

@ Jimmy
Someone find that one Usual comic… Rarity’ll show you how bondage is done…
(I would, but I’m on my BLOODY phone!)

Well, you probably know Jeff's got something to do with this in my headcanon, so…

Hold on, a thought just came to me. Why would ponies have to wear revealing outfits? They never really wear clothes in normal circumstances. So, would putting on more clothes be their equivalent to stripping?

IN SOVIET EQUESTRIA…

Best EQG Poni?

Was there ever any doubt?

Back in the eighties, they actually made a movie based off a rule 63 fanfic about best EQG pony.

This thread ain't big enough fer the two of us… partner.

@Best Equestria Girl
Isn't it obvious?

… God damn it, Youtube…

@Applejack x Apple Ship
At least her fruit seems to be willing…

Hey Faggots,
My name is Chickun, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, janitors who spend every second of their day looking to ban stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever banned any CP? I mean, I guess it’s fun banning people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /a/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much autistic. I was Sofa King of the football team, and We Todd Ed on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight b&, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

@Usual comic
DA censored version
Uncensored version

@EQG best pone:
Bitches, please

@Mark and his phone:
I found out that you can copy google images urls, by holding the image thumbnail thingy, and press 'copy'. IIf you go to the address bar, and tap it, then press paste, you should see the image link.



^Just replace 'kopieer' and 'plak' with 'copy' and 'paste'

@ Mike
I hope this works…

Well I'll be damned… Mike, you are currently on my top users list!

as a mater of fact yes
And I can do this post in a locked thread

@Mark
I see it works kneel down before me, for I am your master in wizardry . Glad I could help.

@Derpy
I don't know when that thread was locked, if that was before or after your post. I got my eye on you

People doubt, but some don't.

We are those who don't.
We are the #FF0000 #FF7F00 #FFFF00 #FFFF00 #0000FF #4B0082 #8F00FF Legion.

Forgive and forget.

(Too cheesy, should I try better next time?)

@Derpy

How did you post in a thread 2 days after Madcat locked it?

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

Why do you gys keep letting me do this sort of thing? I NEVER LEARN!

@ Master Stunt
Well… it could be worse… you could have ended up stuck in carbonite…

Bruno the Rustler said:

May I ask why we are not discussing the best human pony?

That's a good question. Why aren't we talking about Twilight? The thread is named after her, after all.

Failed Discussion time: With Comic Con in about two weeks, what do you think Hasbro's going to do? Last year, they released two songs from season three, but with animation on season four probably not even begun yet, it looks like all we might get is Equestria Girls. What kind of shitstorms will blow past? Will a EqG series be announced? How obvious is it that Twilight's best pony?

@xTSGx: Maybe we don't get amnything, what can they show about EQG? Give anyone that goes to their stand a HD DVD/Blu-ray?
And EQG is not getting a series. It would break their own history.
And how blind you have to be to not see that Rarity is future of our fandom?

Seriously…

Have you still not accepted Applejack's awesomeness?

Nope! I found the real future of your fandom right here!

It seems like we're having a situation over here

I know how to setttle this!

Ahem…

AND SO IT CONTINUES

I always liked Rarity's better, it just sounds so…..pathetic compared to Applejack's and that's just what makes it better, no competition my opinion is fact right now.

I think the ONE thing that kind of pisses me off about Equestria Girls is the fact that it's probably the reason why we only got half a season for Season 3. I mean think about it, we get half a season of MLP and then a mother fucking MOVIE comes out a few months after the season finale made by the same exact studio/people.

Nope.

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

@xTSGx

All I know about this year's comic-con is that the special addition figure this time is a Vinyl Scratch one. I think parrots posted it afew pages back.

@Best Pony Fight

Guys… There's only one Way to settle this… And that's Seeing Which Ponies look cutest as Cats!

Everypony Wins!

I don't know, I'm not too inclined to believe that Hasbro shortened a season of what has become one of their most popular shows of what is probably their most important franchise right now just to make a cheap movie that is only playing in select theaters.

I actually heard a theory from Digibrony a while back that it's possible that Hasbro wanted to have FiM syndicated so that it could be shown on other networks (such as Cartoon Network) and a show needs to have at least 65 episodes in order to be syndicated. Adding 13 more episodes onto the 52 they already had puts the show in a neat little package of 65 episodes. I can imagine Hasbro has been trying to sell their show to other networks since the finale of season 3, but then again I haven't heard any news that they have. Meanwhile, Hasbro has their writers of the show make a little side movie to tide over the viewers after such a short season and giving such a long hiatus between season 3 and 4.

@Lunar Protege: That's not fair, Fluttersy is always the cutest. But being the cutest or funnier don't make one the best pony. For example, Pinkie Pie is my least favorite of the mane six. I HAVE MY REASONS, DON'T JUDGE ME!

Bonus from /mlp/:

Oh no, meme-face theft!

Also Bruno, that story was certainly… Something.

Bruno the Rustler Wrote:

@Lunar Protege: That’s not fair, Fluttersy is always the cutest.

Fluttershy's cuteness returns Diminish as the thing she is depicted as increases in its own level of cuteness.

Meanwhile… All the remaining ponies don't have their returns diminish Quite as much.

Therefore, depicting them all as Kittens, the Default cutest thing in existence, all of them are roughly equal in Cuteness with a 1% margin of Error.

Q.E.D. EveryPony Wins.

Besides… If you're going to complain about a pony winning every Vote, complain about Luna:

…She Wins everything… including Cuteness.

It's magic MOTHERBUCKER!
I don't have to explain shit.
lelelelelelelel

C'mon, please explain! :(

We established this long ago.

Here, have a heart attack.

Seems Legit, however, do you think Cartoon Network would air it? Seeing it's programming, I highly doubt that they'll accept.

@Best pony
All pony is good, but my favorite pony is Sweetie Belle.

Her reaction:

I have many ponies I worship hail praise admire…

Best Pony: Applejack

Best Mane Six: Take a wild fucking guess.

Best Filly/Colt: Scootaloo

Best Princess: Luna

Best Secondary: Cheerilee

Best Villan: Chrysalis

Best One-Shot Character: Gilda

Best Background Pony: Vinyl Scratch

Best Comic Character: Jerome/Larry

I wonder what would happen if we all ran each of our Prospective "Best Ponies" through our Sub Categories with a logic of more "What if" so that any Pony can Apply.

…It would be more like how Beauty Pagents have Swimsuit Competitions at some point in the thing, as well as a bunch of other categories they can win in, and one who does best over all is Best Pony…

Like… Should we be asking "Who is Best Princess", and then drawing every single Pony we're analyzing for Best Pony as a Princess, even if they are not Canonically a Princess… Just to prove a point?

…

Not that it makes any sense, but it sounds fun, provided someone has the patience to try and pull it off.