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You're trying to get Octavia and Vinyl split up, by getting Vinyl in dangerous situations with Ace, like several pages back, aren't you?

I claim this page get in the name of the Great and Powerful Vinyl Scratch

Surely not, he wouldn't want to do that by endangering the one he really likes.
…Right?

Attempt to survive the purge with Trixie? Welp, looks like neither of us are going to survive because it'll probably turn into a murder suicide.

>Murder suicide

No, that's in bad taste.

@ Mike: Didn't I say I randomized the list? Anyway, I'll take your Vinyl thread.

Hmm interesting thought.

Windows 95 was released on August 24 so that means Blue attempts to survive The Purge with Sweetie Belle

But Blue didn't appear until November 11 according to the upload date of his first design sketch so maybe he also Shrunk himself with Discord

@Vinyl thread: If Rarity and Sweetie Belle are marshmellows, does that make Scratch one too?

@Birthday game, again:
Play Zathura with Trixie? Wait… What kind of freaking list is this?
But who doesn't love Trixie?

@CrashGordon94: Unless she is made of rice, yes.

Vinyl: So, Twilight, Flash, you've been seeing each other for a few months now, what seems to be the problem?
Twilight: I got HIV, and I don't know why!
Vinyl: Really? You don't know why?

So I read deeper into Mike's birthday response…

Despite our supposed rivalry, you are one chill dude.

So recently I was linked to some shit from Palcomix.

I can safely say it damn-near ruined my entire day. All I was looking through was pedophilia, shit, male foot fetish, shit, incest, shit, shit, and more shit. It was just a giant shitstorm.

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get the Brain Bleach.

Attend Monster University with Dr. Whooves. That…… actually makes sense?

And yes, it's in a few days.

Well, the Doctor is an alien, right? So, yeah, it kind of makes sense.

Oh look, it's Pinkie Pie and Lyra:



Squared.

New Funko toys. They'll be up for pre-sale from Hot Topic on Friday.

I can't wait to hold Lyra and indulge in her hand fetish.

I'm always iffy about MLP Birthday games. I always get the dirty outcomes………………………………………………..with Applebloom……………..Or Diamond Tiara.

Seriously it's like these Birthday Game creators always have their birthday on the 15th and their favorite ponies are Applebloom or Diamond Tiara, but sadly the month of my birthday always includes the words "Go down on…." "Get a lapdance from…." "X is willing to do anything you want" That last one I always go "Gee Wiz, Applebloom is game for anything I want? Cool, I want to bring her home to Applejack and Big Mac!"

Although once I got "Marry Rainbow Dash" so I felt like I won for once (And trust me, that's definitely a win for me! /Rainbowfanboy) but the game right after that one said I raped Fluttershy so I felt like I lost big time after that as I'm not from 4chan so I wouldn't see the appeal in Raping Fluttershy.

Obligatory Rainbow Dash

@Jimmy, I'm so sorry for you man. I too know Palcomix is cancer that Desperately needs to be wiped from the internet. It just keeps following me around and now it even has MLP comics. Fuck those guys.

A damned tragedy mate.
Disregarding that, apparently I'm going to steal Christmas with Princess Luna. (Seems impossible to me however.)
Also, Nice rap Mark!

Oh yes, the Birthday Game mentioned the horse head scene from The Godfather?

I'm very sorry, I simply could not resist.

@ BDAY Game
OK… let's see… birthday game…
Get shrunk with… Berry Punch…

OK… I'm obviously drunk with her… right? NO!?

We're on that gem… aren't we?

@ Lyra Vinyl Figure
I am damn glad I'm going back home in a few days… I'll add to my collection a Lyra figure!

@ Vin

Why thank you…

markhaox14 wrote:

OK… let’s see… birthday game…
Get shrunk with… Berry Punch…

and who the fuck are you?

This can be arranged..

Can't wait for our private sessions and late night studying, Doctor.

Welcome to /kym/, Doctor, where we sometimes talk about ponies.

@Kewln00b: So what did you get?

Steal the moon with…Nightmare Moon. Well that's boring. Perhaps she'll help me steal my guitar as well…

Already told you, remember I brought up the Murder Suicide.

Oh, yeah. Then I posted Chris Benoit.

Okay, here's a scenario. Your OC and you choice of another /kym/ OC go back in time to whatever historical event you most recently read about.

So, let's see. Ace and Blue Screen use their radical phone booth to go back in time to… checks Wikipedia history …the Hartford circus fire of 1944. Don't think your powers will help you there, Blue.

@Jimmy

WHY MEEEEE!?

markhaox14 Wrote:

@ BDAY Game
OK… let’s see… birthday game…
Get shrunk with… Berry Punch…

Wait… What? 5th November?!

That's MY BIRTHDAY!

…

Well… I was probably bound to run into someone with the same Birthday Eventually. There's Only… What, ~364 days in a Year and 6 Billion People?

Le Shrug. Have some of Lyra's Twin Sister.

Hmm, so Kewln00b Poni [Name Pending] and Crazy C's weird Muscle Bound Luna thing are present at the assassination of John F Kennedy…….prepare to be goddamn heroes!

Birthday game? exudesaffluence@gmail.com was created on 28 January, 2011, and so far as I can tell that's the earliest I used the ExudesAffluence name. Which means I get to destroy the Death Star with Lyra.

"Exudes, you've switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong, I'm fine. Just back it up."

Ace and Blue are both dark-haired Mr. Fanservices. Besides, you gotta admit they'd be totally radical as a duo.

@Lunar
You're my slightly more mellow and shyer Pegasister?

Makes sense… I'm a party animal… but she got all the attention.

@ Master Stunt below…
Still Disguised as Zecora… Lel…

Oh… we're not doing that plan anymore? Can I still be Zecora?

@Jimmy

Fantastic, but a bit short.

I was suffering from a severe case of lazy-itus when I wrote it. Still, it's better than my first plan: Dress Markhaox as Zecora, tie him to a lampost and run.
(Pic related: Dash with lazy-itus).

You want that to be your verse for the song?

Hey, If you want to use it, go ahead.

@Birthday game
Oooh these are always fun! I guess I'll use the 20th of April, because that's when I joined this website…
"Leave a horse head on Fluttershy's bed!"

…that wasn't fun.

Well my OC was created on June 6 of this year so…
…Take on Xenomorphs with King Sombra

(hope this doesn't look too shitty)

@Master Stunt

I was suffering from a severe case of lazy-itus when I wrote it.

Hm, understandable. The thing I really don't like is how it ends on the tenth measure. You gotta end it on a multiple of four, or else it just sounds weird.

Hey, If you want to use it, go ahead.

Alright, I put it in the document for now, but I'd really like it if you got to the sixteenth measure. That's how long Ace's verse is.

Still, it’s better than my first plan: Dress Markhaox as Zecora, tie him to a lamppost and run.

Um, you do know Mark is a chick, right? So now tying her to a lamppost has a whole different meaning.

Oooh these are always fun! I guess I’ll use the 20th of April, because that’s when I joined this website…
“Leave a horse head on Fluttershy’s bed!”

Find nemo with pinkie pie.

If the talking blue fish was there too I would kill myself before we even got close to finding nemo

Finally realize Stunt called me "him…"

@ BSoD
I thought it was a bit clear on my wall that I'm a Pegasister… though I will admit to acting tomboyish sometimes…

And… he deleted his comment. Oh well…

@ Jimmy Lethal below…

I'd say plot. You hear almost every pony on the show say flank, from the kids at the school to the teacher to the Mane 6. If it was a curse, there'd be soap bars galore in Equestria…

She's Ellen Degeneres. You'd be a dumbplot to leave her behind.

Speaking of which, between flank and plot, which one is the cuss word in Equestria. I'd put my money on plot, but what do you guys think?

Well, they've never said plot on the show in the context of hot pony ass…
I would think that "flank" would be the 'proper' way to refer to their hindquarters and "plot" would be like the word ass, not quite a swear word, but you don't use it in formal conversation.

@Mark

Damn you saw that.

As soon as I posted that statement, I realized that it wasn't a big secret and deleted it. But your lurking skills prove to be exceptional. How embarrassing. That's the second stupid sleep-deprived post I made tonight (You should have seen the blunder I just made in the Family Photo thread. Must get off computer. Need sleep.)

To be honest I was not totally sure at first. I saw the Brony/pegasister statement in your profile and somehow interpreted this as ambiguity

But in my defense I did figure it out anyway through other clues

@ Blue
Don't worry about it… and you actually worked hard on the Family Photo, which apparently someone doesn't appreciate. And the reason I put Pegasister/Brony is because I'm not sure if Pegasister is the official term for a female Brony, which I kind of say on my wall.

I keep the same username for personal reasons, and I probably will never change it. But that's what seems to be confusing people… sorry about that…

And now… I go back to writing!

What's the deal with all this rap?
Only one type of music has the POWER TO REPEL GODS AND DEMONS!

@Birthday Game
Technically, mine said that I had to leave a horse's head in Rarity's bed, but I misread it the first time and thought it was funnier my way.
Especially because I knew that this existed:
NSFW
NSFW-er

@Plot
Hey, it's time once again for Parrot's Pet Peeves!
[muffled cheering in the distance]
Yeah, 'plot' is not a profane word in the world of ponies because it has absolutely no such meaning in-universe.
The only reason that 'plot' became synonymous with 'ass' in the fandom was because of a few early jokes that people made when devising reasons to watch the show.

It's a pretty common joke, in fact.
We even have a whole page for the meme right here on KYM.
But again, that definition of 'plot' only has relevance as a meta joke when talking about a work of fiction.
For characters to use it in a self-referential fashion always irks me because it either makes absolutely no sense or shatters the fourth wall (and thus, suspension of disbelief).
(Note: It can be okay when used in a parody, but that's not how the question was presented and that's not how I usually see it. That 'Picture Perfect Pony' song even has the line 'Shake that plot' right in the middle of it that just makes me groan every time.)

So yeah, plot is not a dirty word to ponies and 'flank' essentially means 'sides' or 'hips.'
Flank could be used inappropriately based on the context, but it isn't inherent.
Ponies who want to use cuss words relating to the butt would probably just say 'ass' like the rest of us.

And now I'm off to kill more jokes the world over!

Public Service Announcement of the Day:
DON'T F&$# WITH BUTTERFLIES!

DP's ridiculously long post began with:

What’s the deal with all this rap?
Only one type of music has the POWER TO REPEL GODS AND DEMONS!

That's why rap rock exists. Indulge, my friend.

Hmm, I wonder if anything's happened in the last few hou-

Oooooh boy this is a lot to wrap my head around. Okay, here we go.

@Jimmy

@Master Stunt

Markhaox has a copyright on that name. You'll need to talk to him her before you keep calling me that.

I’d really like it if you got to the sixteenth measure.

Regardless, I'll extended it to match the other verse. I'll give it to you in a private message. I'm away from [school / work / the asylum] for a bit so I should have it done soon. There's also something else I was making for Mark that I had to put on hold, so I'll get that done as well.

Um, you do know Mark is a chick, right?

What!? Why didn't anybody tell me that? Next you guys are going to say something like "Blue Screen isn't techniclly a New Zealander" or "Verbose is black."

So now tying her to a lamppost has a whole different meaning.

Oh, hello "that thought." No, go ahead, make yourself at home, I wasn't planning on thinking about anything else for the next week anyway.

@ Markette Mark

Finally realize Stunt called me “him…”

Is this the part where you take away my good noodle star?

I kind of say on my wall.

Wow, I must not have been paying attention when I read that.

I keep the same username for personal reasons, and I probably will never change it.

Yeah, that's probably what threw me off. I guess I just assumed you were a guy based on the name. From now on I'm just going to assume everyone I meet online is some form of gelatinous mass to avoid future confusion.

@Butterflies

Mark is a girl?!



Well, actually I'm not that surprised, kinda had my suspicions.

Kinda reminds me, I should probably set up my KYM profile soon…

I'd do the Birthday Game again, but I don't particularly have an OC.

@Jimmy
Thanks :3

@Rappers
I don't really like rapping, but those were cool

@Rap rock
That song was pretty good, though I prefer Linking Park's rap rock

@Mark is a girl
Didn't expect that, but now that I read your profile a bit better, it seems logic. Guess I've over-read the part that says you're a pegasister / brony (do you say it like that in English, when you read something, but miss the small details like that?)

markhaox14 said:

I thought it was a bit clear on my wall that I’m a Pegasister

Wait, you're a girl?! I kind of assumed with the whole "there are no girls on the internet" plus the fact that bronies are like 92% male. I think the biggest thing was the fact your screen name is MARKhaox14. I tend to assign genders based on how masculine/feminine a screenname is.

This does explain that yaoi fanfiction you've been writing, though.

@Stunt

What!? Why didn’t anybody tell me that? Next you guys are going to say something like “Blue Screen isn’t techniclly a New Zealander” or “Verbose is black.”

Oh, hello “that thought.” No, go ahead, make yourself at home, I wasn’t planning on thinking about anything else for the next week anyway.

Markhaox tied to a lamppost… I will require photographic evidence.

So I looked at the clock and all of a sudden, BAM! 7:20 AM. All-nighters call for Luna threads.

@Jimmy's need for photographic evidence of Mark tied to a lamppost

@Luna thread because of allnighters
It's 13:50 over here, doesn't stop me from posting best princess

@stunthead
did someone say chickun?

We already ship BSoD with Twins and Fifths, there ain't many more holes left on that ride.

Plus your OC isn't exactly a Mr. Fanservice, I don't even recall shooping him outside of your self-acclaimed ships.

Mark wrote:

Don’t worry about it… and you actually worked hard on the Family Photo, which apparently someone doesn’t appreciate. And the reason I put Pegasister/Brony is because I’m not sure if Pegasister is the official term for a female Brony, which I kind of say on my wall.

It's an unofficial term. People prefer it to know the genders, but "Pegasister" is just a shit-tier term. I just use Brony for everyone.

Please watch out though now a bit, look for a difference between users who suddenly give you more attention out of nowhere. I've seen it occur before with female users, so you might see a rise in wallposts. Normally this wouldn't be necessary, but it's clearly your reputation so far was largely based on the assumption of you being a male.

NO

@Mike

Guess I’ve over-read the part that says you’re a pegasister / brony (do you say it like that in English, when you read something, but miss the small details like that?)

What you said makes sense (as in people would be able to tell what you mean), but the correct term is "glossed over" or "skimmed over."

@Luna thread

Even Princess Luna needs late-night snacks. She just calls them snacks, though.

Oh, and Mike just called me "Master Stunt" in a private message. When did I become the "master" of so many users? Did I accidentally start a cult? I thought only Advance could do that.