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Today's interview, the final interview is with Australian pedophile and Rosario Dawson fantasizer Frketson
Captain Blubber: Question 1: Why did you join Know Your Meme?
Frketson: Initially i had no idea what a Meme even was (or how to pronounce it) and i honestly can’t even remember how i found the site. Once i did though, i grabbed hold and never let go.
CB: Question 2: What was your immediate reaction to becoming a mod?
F: I was really excited, there had been talk of making a few of the older guys mods (people like Me, Jostin, Tomberry, Blah) and i was just really happy to be picked and part of this awesome team.
CB: Question 3: You’ve done research for a lot of entries, what is your favourite thing to find out about memes?
F: My favourite thing is finding out the origins of them, how they started and the whole story behind them. While it is really hard sometimes to find information about a meme it makes it worthwhile when all the pieces fit so to speak.
CB: Question 4: What has been your favourite experience on Know Your Meme?
F: There’s been a lot of great moments, mostly due to the fact that everyone here is so good at mucking around and rarely staying on topic. One of mine is what Jostin said in his interview, the numerous Threadjackings or BlackJackings as i call it. (bare with me here, i’m still trying to figure out a cool name)
CB: Question 5: What are your favourite websites (besides KYM of course).
F: I have a few i log in to immediately when i open my browser (besides KYM of course)
IMDb
Amazon
Tiki-Taka.org
Facebook
Stubbadub.com
Buffy-Boards.com
CB: Question 6: If you could add any feature to Know Your Meme, what would it be?
F: For KYM to automatically move submissions into their respective folders (Either Confirmed or Deadpool). I can’t even imagine how great that would be.
CB: Question 7: Let’s say you are a wrestler (I’m not saying you aren’t already), what would be (or is) your finishing move?
F: Swanton Bomb fo’ sho’. Used to love wrestling when i was a kid, Jeff Hardy being a personal hero of mine when i was about 12. Just one of the coolest finishing move’s ever.
CB: Question 8: If you ran Know Your Meme for one day what would you do?
F: 1. Permanently ban all threads with the title: I’m leaving.
2. Declare this day Rosario Dawson day.
3. Make everyone watch DeathProof 12 times (running time is about 2 hours so there should be enough time for toilet breaks)
4. Declare myself King, Jostin my Queen.
5. I’ll let the minio- um i mean, my fellow best friends on KYM decide on something else for me to abuse my power on.
CB: Question 9: Who would play Frketson in a Know Your Meme movie?
F: Nicolas Cage, he is the only person i can see really conveying the emotions required for such a role. For proof that he will be able to pull it off see The Wickerman (remake) and Deadfall.
CB: Question 10: Do you have any sagely advice for the Know Your Meme community?
F: A wise man i knew once said:
“I love you
You love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?”
I did love him, but more important was his message. Too many a time there has been flaming on here over nothing,
i just think sometimes we need to think of our Big Purple friend (please don't take that out of context) and just chill out.
CB: Thank you for your time.
