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Idea. I'll import Scholars and teachers from your lands while I build Libraries and Universities.

Obviously not the only two people posting in this thread. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK FUCKASS?

What if you just study some of my works instead of literally importing human beings?

BE NICE OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH THE BROOM.

BRING OUT THE BROOM YOU WASTE OF SPACE.

Import was a bad word.

I mean I'll hire out your best guys to teach my guys, who will continue to teach on.

HERE'S MY BROOM.

Fix.

I'm going to start making ballistas, so that's what I would use on Madcat. Too bad I can't have Russian Artillery in 1000 AD.

I've had those for centuries, and just now am putting them on boats.

Hm, I might have been manufacturing them for a while without even noticing.

Most likely.

The Fasien people are glad they aren't located in Continental Europe right now.

YOU SPEAK AS IF YOUR OPINION IS ONE AND THE SAME WITH THAT OF YOUR PEOPLE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DARKERMAC.

I'm glad they don't know what a "Europe" is.

darker mac?
or dark ermac?

Dark Ermac.

okay. just checking.

Prometheus, Angmar, and Rossiya are now members of the New World Trifecta.

I think I'm about 500 years behind on technology right now.

struggles to keep up

They're not members of the New World Trifecta; They are the New World Trifecta. Because of the word "Trifecta" It's kind of exclusive to Vlad, you and I.

That's because you're 500 years late in joining the game.

i'm an associate of one of the new world trifecta.

Associate of Angmar of The New World Trifecta.

BUT YOU CAN'T BE ANY PART OF THE TRIFECTA OR ELSE IT ISN'T A TRIFECTA

I KNOW, QUADFECTA SOUNDS RETARDED.

WE COULD CALL IT QUADRAFECTA, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE THE VERBAL STRENGTH THAT TRIFECTA HAS.

OF COURSE I FUCKING CANT

BY THE WAY, I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO THE IMPERIUM ANGMAR.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GRAMMATICAL SENSE. "IMPERIAL ANGMAR" OR "THE ANGMARIAN EMPIRE" WOULD BE BETTER.

Imperium Byzantine = The Byzantine Empire

The demonym I've been using for Angmar is Angmaran, so the proper term would be
Imperium Angmaran
But hey, I'm a GM not a police officer.

I LIED, I MEANT TO SAY THE ANGMAR IMPERIUM. I'M FORGETFUL.

Ah, sorry. I need to get my Grammar Officer's license renewed.

Or how about this.
Vlad, WK and RF make an Euroasia Trifecta.
Falcon is the trifecta's awkward Icelandic ally.

No, you're not participating in our mission, and thus you cannot be part of the Trifecta.

I want it to be known that at this period in time it is pretty close to impossible to displace native cultures. Previously, there were hordes and massive resettling of lands that forced new languages and ways of life upon people, and in the future there will be the all-powerful state that guides every aspect of your life. But this is the feudal medieval period. Neither of those things were happening.

You will have to wait until the advent of communist or fascism before you attempt to further persecute cultures living in your lands. Or, if you are the colonial type, you will have to wait until the 16th century when the rape of the Americas really kicks off.

I only say this because of the number of people still trying to entirely convert their population to one culture this turn. Its kinda gonna mess y'all up. Focus on religion instead. Thats what this coming age was all about, faith wars. The Crusades. Teutonic Knights. Schism of the church. Conquest of the Muslim Caliphates. Do that stuff. Stop attempting genocide.

I have been neglecting my Church…

But I'm only conquesting… Though, I should really establish a good bureaucracy of locals…

Huge-ass religion u mad?

@madact: i made 2 religions.
U JELLY?

I jelly.

ya u jelly.

When did I even talk about myself?
Or you can just ignore Falcon and let him get stuck on his little island.
Also, didn't you say something about trading with me?

@ J: "let him get stuck on his little island" you said.
FAT FUCKING CHANCE.

Nope. Keep Africa, I don't care.

I offered you a route through my nation to get to him.

The guy who, in the first round of this game, played as Nepal and eventually managed to conquer China. I'm still very proud of how that game turned out personally.

Seriously, though, my role seems to be manifold: flag designer, nation adviser, grammar Nazi, external impartial observer, and behind-the-scenes <STATEMENT REDACTED>.

So long as I'm commenting on "current events"…

-Attempts to perfect a weapon known as the Archimedes heat ray proves to be far too complicated and short ranged compared to flaming arrows.

Mythbusters did an episode on the Archimedes heat ray, and concluded it was a myth, as they didn't think it would be a feasible weapon even with modern technology.

So, who are the top three now, eh?

Mythbusters did an episode on the Archimedes heat ray, and concluded it was a myth, as they didn’t think it would be a feasible weapon even with modern technology.

That is actually what I based my statements on. Its not a feasible weapon.

I am trying to help you if you didn't catch it the first time.
I would also point out that ALL CAPS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU OCCASIONALLY HAVE SUCH BAD GRAMMAR THAT I HAVE TO THINK FOR A WHILE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID.

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