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"What does this button do?"

"I will be back…..with weapons…"
-Arnold Schwartzengerman in Hamlet

Hmm… a thread about political views? This looks like it'll be fun!

"a la grande le puse cuca"
-Homer Simpson (latin edition)

"Hey guys! Watch this!"

Come on guys. We all know this isn’t real. Everything on this site is fake. Escpecially something with the name of Candlejack. This story is just stu

"Hold my beer, I saw this on TV!"

Why Lizaaaa…? WHYYYYYY…? You beeetchhhh…Ghaaa! Ahhhhh…!
-Johnny's last words in The Room

"More weight!"
-Giles Corey

"My treasure is yours for the taking, I left everything I own in One Piece"
-Gol D. Rogers.

My personal favourite:

"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man."

- Che Guevara's [disputed] last words

There was an American general whose name I forgot but he was so confident he made the smart decision to stand in the line of fire and he said this
'Stop hiding! They couldn't hit us if we were elepha-'

Predictably, he got shot.

Actually, he said it Twice.
The second time, he got shot.

“And do you think I, then, am taking pleasure in my bath?”- Montezuma, Last Emperor of the Aztecs

In response to Cortes demands of meso-american riches, these words are interpreted in many different ways though.

"Go away! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" – Carl Marx

"Do or do not, there is no try."
--Spock, Battlestar Galactica

"This is madness!"
-Persian Messenger

"……………."

-Hellen Keller

"This is the last of Earth! I am content!"
-John Quincy Adams

Those words would also probably be my last.

Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824

OH SHI-

"Determined to communicate with others as conventionally as possible, Keller learned to speak, and spent much of her life giving speeches and lectures." – Wikipedia

ur doin it wrong

"What could possibly go wrong?"
- Bubsy

"Hey guys, there's a sniper somewhere in this thre-"

"Hey guys there something wrong with this thing it keeps jamming, see?"

~Anthony Carmine

"Come on and slam! Welcome to the Jam"
-Charles Barkley

YOLO
~Anon 9gagger

"Maybe if I-" *SPLAT*
-Roy Greenhilt

"It's not loaded. See?"
- some teenager

"What? Summer Glau a real Terminator? You can't be ser-"

"He could be in this very room, he could be you…He could be ME! He could even be-"
-Blu Spy, Meet the Spy

"……"
-Gordon Freeman

@Wascout

…I wonder where that other spy was? coughhewasthescoutcough

My personal favorite.
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."

Wait, which wire do I cut?

"Catch me, wimp."

- James French

"Come now, my friend. This isn't the time to be making enemies."
-Voltaire when asked by a priest if he wanted to renounce the devil on his deathbed.

"Spy sappin' my sentry!"

"I want you to kill me"

"I'm sorry boys, I'm all wet."
-Gracie Allen, >implying

"I Am Emmet"

(He might've pulled through though)

"Money can't buy life"
-Bob Marley

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn't your mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Never forget

All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players. And I appear to have missed my curtain call.

Check out this sweet jet backflip
-bf3 players

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!
Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

and the last one of my favorite

Now why did I do that?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

"I only want you gone."

-GLaDOS