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Crap, I forgot my bomb defusal kit.

"The you can just drop fucking dead!"
*Hit by bus

Guy in Halo multiplayer server:
"Now kids, don't forget it's very important to look both ways before crossing the rail tracks!"
Looks both ways, crosses fine. 10 seconds later when he's chasing someone, doesn't look, hit by train. RIP Pope John Paul II. May your respawn screen be beautiful…

"Oh what's that? What's that? Oooohh that thing has numbers on it! Look at that! Look at everything! Oh hey, you are the lady from the test, hi! What's that noise? Are you coming back? What's th----?"

Curiosity Core, Portal

I will be your pilot today. Our map is operation firestorm and the tempature is hot as hell, oh fuck were going dow……………….