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Begins making preparations for defense of Equestria
R-Dash!
R-Dash enters

Stand in with the Elements of Harmony, and wait for my orders.
R-Dash leaves, shouting its usual banter. Lyra continues using her magic on something, but it is unclear what it is

Discord!
Discord enters, after having been reformed
Begin using your magic to prepare a "surprise" should anyone enter the portal I've sealed shut.
Discord salutes, starts with plan
Soon… it will all fall into place. If Robotnik invades, he will be dealt with… inhumanely!

Lyra laughs hysterically at her terrible joke
Crow… this fight will not arrive here. Should you attempt to open the portal, it will only bring harm to my world.
And you, Robotnik! You don't know half of the power I have, or my weapon of unlimited power. I advise you not to return. If you stay, you get to keep your colonies, as well as have some compensation for your lost Emeralds. You invade, and both you and your bumbling idiot of a sidekick will perish!

Super-chumps! Great work trying to rebuild the Earth and end this ridiculous war once for all…It's good to be back hehe! But er..I think I just sparked the things up…a lot…
Ever told you about how much I love pheromone manipulation? Well, this manipulation can cause interesting effects in every organism, like the hot-alien-chicks…
It can boost you up, make you have electrical feelings and the neccessity to release your thunders to someone…when talking about earthlings…Saddly, since these women are not from the earth, this manipulation caused some err…interesting effects

They are hungry, they are fast as hell, they like hats and they also like basketball…with severed heads!
So it seems this pheromone thing is being powered by a powerful "crystal"-shaped object, that's why I asked you chumps, I heard the whole "esmeralds thing" thanks to the Crow. Anyways guys, we have hungry-fast-reptiles running through the streets and I can't handle all of them by myself, will you care to give me a hand? Or a pheronome purifier? The last one would be more useful if you ask me…becouse I really don't want to hurt the chicks, keep in mind you don't find a planet full of these women every day.

I also found a popped ballon…I think I know who is behind all of this…

Okay, first off, you are right about Snively being a bumbling idiot.

However, what do you mean by "compensation?"

In case you haven't noticed, YOU'RE the blasted fiend who STOLE MY CHAOS EMERALDS IN THE FIRST BLASTED PLACE!!!

Before you start throwing around threats like there's no tomorrow, perhaps you should look at just how much power I possess!!!

I would be running a global empire right about now if it wasn't for that blasted creature of madness!!!

You brought this upon yourself when you double-crossed the Great Dr. Robotnik!!!

Now hand over those blasted Chaos Emeralds, and I mean ALL of them, or I WILL roboticize you.

stops moving after the cloud dissipates… just floats there in midair, flapping wings

Being unable to stop the jump sequence and in an effort to retreat from Asura a structurally damaged and panicky crewed ZR Korvid warship at maximum thrust comes bursting out of a portal into Equestria at a very low altitude of just a few hundred feet

WHO WANTS SOME FOKIN' KOOL-AID ?!

OOC: hey markhoax14 you should get me a phone
BECAUSE I JUST FUCKING CALLED THAT.

considers flying back to the reactor as nothing seems to be happening anymore

OOC: Actually, you said markhoax14 should be wary of me, when it was Lyra who betrayed me.

And markhoax14, if I sound ticked off, just know it's because I'm in character.

Should I turn off all combat?
I should turn off all combat, right?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

OOC: eh, tha main point i was getting at was that you would betray her for the chaos emeralds at some point. ok enough of this, resume the battle.

The crows watch tower reports no sightings of Asura

OOC: I guess there's not really anything I can do to contribute to the thread. I am not taking Utsuho through the portal – we ALL know I'd break character and just start nuking everything THERE.

Join the great crow in his effort to defeat his enemies and be rewarded in your efforts, the crow always needs new allies

guess again crow
asura appears in front of the great ship at a far away distance
after the fiery explosion as a cover up, using the powers of madness, he made everyone to believe that he had vanished, and used that opprotunity to rush through the portal before crow and the crew noticed

OOC: What part of "I am not taking Utsuho there" do you not understand? I mean seriously, you all know that would be a recipe for disaster. Just because of where I stand on that particular show.

I'm merely tolerating it being used in this thread – If I don't get involved in such usage, it can stay that way.

I have this feeling that Equestria is going to need be restored soon enough…
But they already have a deity, so I can only help if they ask for it.

OOC: As your avatar is not a Sylph of Space, I doubt you could possibly do any resporation.

@markhaox14, The crow requests support in destroying Asura

@Asura, Well the Korvid exited the portal at almost triple the velocity it entered, seeing as your dead ahead It seems that we will be meeting shortly, and you will be the first test subject of the Korvids secret weapon….

notices the portal, and decides to test it by firing a single minisun at it

(OOC: Not being particularly aggressive here. She only fired one and that was merely to test it. If she was being aggressive, she'd be firing a hell of a lot more.)

Well, yeah, I'm not a Sylph of Space. So that's not my God-Tier power.
But, I do have the power of using console commands to manipulate my real-life environment and such, thanks to an alchemized implant.
It was such a pain to get this power, but it was worth it in the end.
Therefore, I could add the power of being a Sylph of Space to myself.

ooooh i cant wait, but tell my crow, is the secret weapon for me, or is it to claim the chaos emeralds for yourself.

@lyra
all this trouble was caused by those emeralds you possess. crow is on his way to your home, and eggman and his fleet will be here shortly. soon there would be a warzone here in order to claim the emeralds, they use me as a means to justify their cause. if you offer me the emeralds, i shall crush all of them and make sure your lives and your homes are guaranteed safe. i only have queller with crow and eggman, not you. also remember, the more power you use from the emeralds, the more you shall become a kishin like me. is that what you really want? think of the lives of your friends.

@Asura, The crow has no such use for the chaos emeralds, to the crow they are but a mortals play-thing. all the crow seeks is entertainment and faith in the god crow.

mortals playthings and faith in you. then tell me crow, why did you kill all those countless people to use their souls to make the emeralds. was it because they refused to believe in you? is that it?
all those who dont believe in the 'almighty' crow were destroyed. how sad, crow, sad and pathetic.
your nothing but a demon, your no better than me

*Still Searching for Natsuru*

Heresy is the greatest crime! the crow provides and creates he asks only for faith in return and if even that cannot be given then your privilege of life is no more.

Now its time to reveal the Tesla weaponry, behold!
Tesla tower is activated on the bow of the ship

Capacitors at maximum charge! fire!

@The Omnipotent Crow
I just realized something…
If you're so omnipotent, why do you rely on weaponry and such?

@masturbater
the crow has no power at all, he hides his fears behind this false visage claiming that he is an all powerful god.

@ incompetent crow
is that your secret weapon? really?
gets struct by Tesla coil and is vaporised in a flash

The crow has too though about that, his conclusion was that he seeks entertainment, he could just as easily detonate the sun or have this dimension removed from time but the crow sees the imagination as a restriction on omnipotency, maybe the crow is losing his power or unintentionally limiting himself, its all a mystery…

Giorno, Remembering what happened last time, called his stand, Gold Experience Requiem. The stand promptly shot a small laser beam at where Asura once was, and Asura reappeared again.

@Asura, okay, that's it, I zhink you've killed Captain Falcon, now its my turn to DESTROY YOU!

charge against Asura

OOC: refer to my last post

OOC: Refer to My Last post

Damn! anyone can tell me vhat zee hell is going on HERE!, I lerft for…12 hours!

No fucking clue I just got here.
OOC: That was in character. it's hard to describe.

dammit, how did i reappear?
notices medic flying towards him with sword out
asura blocks his attack with appendages and are locked in combat

Whilst you two are fighting
to crew
Launch a nuclear warhead and set it to detonate mid flight at Asuras position!

Medic enters to "Inferno State" and use the power "Acris" (Pyrokinesis) to destroy the nuclear warhead, unharmed

DON'T INTERFERE, STUPID BIRD!

uses distracton to strike him with his appendages, sending him flying towards the ground

OOC: OK, I am back everyone and… HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT OF POSTS SINCE I LEFT!
OK, hold on…
@ Robotnik
HAH! YOU!? THREATEN ME!? I tried to offer you a compensation for your troubles, but if you didn't already know, I already have robotic limbs!

@ Crow
First, I must assess the damages Asura can cause…
brings forth drink, sits down, closes portal to Equestria

For now, stay here.
@ Asura the Windigo
I know you called it, but I did it first.

@ Captain Spark
teleports Spark to Equestria, punches him, takes the "rock" he had, and teleports him back to get eaten by reptiles
What…? What's this?

THIS IS A CRYSTAL STAR FROM PAPER MARIO!!! THESE ARE WORTHLESS!!!
R-Dash stops, brings forth two more crystal stars


sighs
I guess these trinkets could be of use to me…

@mark
OOC: I don't you are understading half of what's happening down here…and by down here I mean, down with the earthlings, civilians, normal people.
Why would I ever want to transform people into reptiles by the way? I'm a hero dang it!
And I don't have the esmerald, I will reveal the real super villian later >:)

@ Spark
Because it wasn't an Emerald, it was a BLOODY CRYSTAL STAR FROM PAPER MARIO!!! And who is the villain, you ask? To some, I am. To others, it's Asura. It all matters on what side you're on.

OOC: whos here still?

OOC: I am… and I'm a bit lost. FUN!!!

OOC: i guess we shoul call it a day folks, hold on to posts till tomorow afternoon

OOC: Well, posts actually relating to the conflicts, right? I mean, we had fun posting random stuff yesterday! Do it again!

Nightmare Medic recovers and enter to "Nightmare State" and use "Amaraniyata" (Resurrect the undead)

SCHWEINHUND!

Army of Darkness! KILL HIM!
The army of the undead attacks asura

OOC: Medic, we are not attacking until tomorrow.
HEY, ASH!!!

Ash: You rang?
Lyra: Yeah, there's an Army of Darkness, yada yada yada, clear it out, since Medic is out of line!
Ash: All right… hold on. Let me say something bad ass.

Come get some!
Ash wipes out all of the Army of Darkness in ten seconds flat

Lyra: Thanks, just wait back on Earth.
Ash: …Groovy.
heads back to Earth

OOC: Next time, no attacking on rest phases, Medic!

The ships security camera picks me up as I fly though the lower decks at high speeds. It may have been a bit of a relief to the crew as I had somehow managed to evade detection for this long. In truth, I had been napping inside one of the crew bunks, regaining enough sanity to notice what I am doing.

Suddenly I come to a screeching halt in front of Akuma Ann giving Flandre Zar a piggy back. Somehow we all managed to breach our way into the primary engine room…

Ann drops Zar and initiates STRIFE!!

Ann won, but needless to say the Fight was so intense most of the engines became damaged beyond repair, and the ship is now taking a nosedive back down to earth in flames.