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OOC: I take it the one minisun either didn't go through or just flew off into the distance on the other side without anyone noticing.

Now let us see who will die in the flames, and who will die in the fall!

Thanks team for helping me out with these lizards around the streets…
Seriously people…You were as useful as a bulb trying to illuminate the sun.
Turns out these lizards can actually transfer their infected pheromones through open wounds.
In Layman terms: Lizardippities will bite you and flippity flop! You are now a lizard!
I'm currently trying to fight off the "lizard-fection" with a small group of survivors…and we are pretty much the only normal people left in the whole city…which is full of lizardmen…Not a single chance to escape since..
Just look at helicopter, just look at that dang helicopter! Not even zombies are this OP!

Crow…Falcon..? Anyone who can pick me up and get my volts off this place?
It's 4AM in the morning…running out of food…ammo…common sense and…electricity-related puns…
Better safe than sorry…
Better safe than sorry…
Better safe than sorry…

@Natsuru, Christ! My ship! The ships engines are powered by a warp drive which is the most powerful energy source the crow knows how to construct! The destruction of the core will cause a global disaster surely! Infact even the crow isn't sure what will happen but he doesn't want to find out!

shouting to bridge command crew
Engage what's left of the retrograde thrusters! Deploy the parachutes and open another dimension portal to the city where captain spark is located!

The ZR Korvid cannot fall!

reply from commander crew
"we are losing altitude! We will have to crash land upon entry to sparks dimension!"

@Crow!
I have defeated the girl!
Who is the next strongest foe?!

Have Natsuru thrown from the ship then engage Asura and prevent him from following me into this portal! I wouldn't mind if you dealt with that Doctor either, the crow finds his faith lacking.

asura nottices the ship is going down, however he also notices that its trying to open another rift to escape
Asura rips out his weapon Vajra from his mouth and holds it like the hilt of sword
(Yelling) your not going anywhere croooow!!!!!!
flies at break neck speeds towards crows ship

God, no one is crossing this portal! I have bigger things to attend to, like…

actually ride a pony.
OOC: Army of Darkness reference was too good to pass up on last page.

flies back to the reactor

@Asura, seconds before entering the rift the tesla tower is fired once more alongside the AA turrets, and your within very close proximity of the ship

I see the portal Crow!
Be careful, the insanely loud sound of 2 dimenssion tearing apart is attracting the horde!
They can and will reach your ship in a matter of seconds the moment you pass through the portal, get your blaster or whatever ready.
There should be a airport near the place where you are, I will make some sort of…"spotlight path" to help you out. Hope your ship is big 'cause the amount of survivors here is shocking

And to think this whole war was started over cookies…

Oh well…

I guess it's time to get to work!

LAUNCH THE EGG FLEET!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Let's start again… ARMY OF DARKNESS, ATTACK THE EGGMAN FLEET!

though being hit by bullets and lightning, asura shows little regard for the pain he is somehow enduring. He points his weapon vajra towards the tesla coil and releases a great madness wavelength blast towards the coil, destroying it, but not before suffering a last bolt of lightning
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!
he finally makes it to the front of the ship, landing just past the tesla coil, facing the main bridge were crow is, but can hardly stand after recieving that much punishment

Giorno sneaks onto crow's airship, searching for Asura.

just maintains the reactor with nuclear fusion

The army of undead has destroyed one of the Eggman's ships

OOC: I thought we were on the same team.

Vhat's because I destroy only one, YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF SHIPS in your fleet remember? and I need some of your tecnology. Zhacgdufdjnkhkkk yokgojruu… is hard to say vhat vord

Robotnik, if you want some advice, summon him…

Guise, guise… I am lost, its dark, i dont know where I am, and I hear laughter.

OOC: I'm sleepy and still waiitng for the crow to show up..Fuck it, I will just sleep for an hour or 2…
and dear god mark, Ash' face will haunt me forever…

(hehehe so many things going down, gonna be a long post)

Ack! The tesla coil! its destroyed! No matter, maybe we can have that fixed at some point..

@Asura, currently watching Asura from the bridge

Crow Command Crew: "Lord, orders?"
To crew
He's on the deck now and the ship has taken enough damage, well we are actually in the process of minutes before making a emergency crash. suit up the security crows and have him captured, seal him in a metal crate but hold him above deck if he begins tampering about have him immediately dumped offside. Seeing as Giorno Giovanna is now aboard he can deal with him.

@Captain Spark, Survivors? human survivors? the crow has great use for them…the ZR Korvid has a spare empty cargo hold ready for any passengers, get them ready to board.

The airship hits the portal and jumps to Captain Sparks city

…on fire, engines severely damaged, warp drive destabilized, tesla weapon destroyed and structural integrity low the great flying warship crashes down belly first amongst the city streets

Command Crew: "Emergency landing was a success lord"
to crew
Good, now get to work repairing….well repairing everything, and! warn the gunners to shoot any creatures they see amongst the ruins.

(To get the idea of just how epic that crash was in my head the trailer for The Force Unleashed came to mind, and by the way the ship is shielded during a jump so the deck is unscathed)

an crimson coloured ethereal glow begins surrounding asura. his eyes glow like the pits of hell he looks up towards crow with a murderous look in his face
(In a grizzled tone)
Your not welcome here!!!!
he concentrates his madness wavelength into vajra, forming a gigantic crimson energy sword 100 metres long
YOUR NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!!!!!
in a single moment, asura charges the bridge with vajra in both hands, he swings his weapon with all of his power and slices through the main bridge, severing if from the base. Detatching it from the ship

wakes up dazed on the floor in the burning engine room

Huh… guh-!! vomits a ton of blood The… radiation… got to…

Something explodes nearby, engulfing me entirely…

continues maintaining the reactor, clearly not noticed by anyone

The bridge crew and the crow look on for a second wondering what damage the swing actually did, then, suddenly, the cabin jerked, the control panel screens shut off and the entire command bridge slowly toppled from atop the freshly crashed ship smashed into the starboard side deck and plunged into the city below, ending up in a almost upside down position leaning against the hull.

Now seeing that the bridge e.g. the command center of the ship has been detached the rest of the ships systems or weapons can no longer be used

Damn it! the crow requires assistance! Robotnick, Spark, Giorno Giovanna!

(OOC: It seems to me as if there's no way to work Utsuho into this now :p)

Giorno reaches where the command center used to be and sees Asura
So… Are you Asura?

IT BEGINS….

Great god's thunder! I almost drop my helmet!
I will take a few minutes to arrive to your position Crow, you will have to defend yourself, just remember! Bullets do not harm them, It just makes them stumble…Lazers are the real thing, if necessary, use your dang mother-nature claws!
I need to get a bit closer to teleport so just hang in there!
To anyone who dares to go through the portal, careful…The crow's ship is being surrendered by these lizardmen…Keep them away from the portal, the last thing we need is a group of fast-hungry-reptiles running through dimenssions.

Good luck pals!
Spark out!

I'm still ticked off at you for stealing my Chaos Emeralds.

Consider yourself lucky that I have no means of reaching Equestria.
…
Yet…

@Crow: I've ordered a squadron of frigates to locate your wrecked ship and to start an evacuation effort as well as provide battle reinforcements. Expect help to arrive shortly.

@Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, The crow would be most great full if you could possibly drag the ZR Korvid into orbit and into a space dock for repairs, but that will all have to wait, There is a battle going down on the deck and Captain Spark and the survivors need to get onboard.

Your frigates support will be enthusiastically welcomed to this battle stricken city

why yes i am, what is it to you mortal?
notices in the distance two eggman frigates are trying to pass through the portal
could you hold on a minute, theres a minor inconvenience that i would like to deal with before we continue this meeting.
asura uses his appendages to quickly rip into the interior of the ships hull, seconds later he pulls out two nuclear warheads that were in a nearby armoury
just stay there, ill be back, for now, just enjoy the fireworks.
asura takes off at high speed into the air and then goes towards the portal with the two warheads, making sure that eggman gets whats coming

upon noticing the shadows of the various ships of the Egg Fleet, flies out towards said ships, not knowing what they are

Giorno quickly uses Gold Experience Requiem to shoot a laser at Asura, and suddenly he's back at the airship
Don't think you can try to get away from me. And don't try detonating the nukes, either. I can stop that, too.

HAHAHAHHAHA

I just KILL Ash Williams! NOW! Nobody can summon HIM!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

do you honestly think that your attempts of stoping me will actually work. please, dont make me laugh.

Just try.
Giorno readies his stand and concentrates on Asura

continues flying towards the ships of the Egg Fleet

are you ready to face fear itself?
jestures hand to tell him come on
show me what you can do mortal, ill give you the first strike.

Robotnik sees tiny little winged creature flying towards his fleet out of the corner of the monitor.

Robotnik: Snively!

Snively jumps

Snively: Yes, sir?

Robotnik: What is that?

Snively studies the monitor Robotnik was pointing at for a moment and notices its blue color

Snively: Sir, maybe it's the hedgehog.

Robotnik: …

Snively: S-sir?

Robotnik: Oh, nothing Snively. I was just imagining turning you into that paperweight I've always wanted.

Snively squeals as Robotnik arises, only to see him advance towards the screen to get a better look

Robotnik: Well, Snively, you may not have been entirely wrong. Well, you were wrong about the creature being the hedgehog Snively, but it is a human-like creature that possesses wings. Perhaps I'll hold off on turning into a paperweight…

Robotnik smiles menacingly

Robotnik: … for now.

Snively shakily pulls the collar from his neck to allow some air to pass through

Snively: Oh thank you, sir.

Robotnik: Of course.

Snively: And what of the creature, sir?

Robotnik: Hm… monitor its activity and if it makes any attempt to attack us, blast it out of the sky!

Snively: Yes, sir!

no, by all means, go ahead. that's how I can show you what I can do.
OOC: I just want you to attack. not register the hit.

sends out multiple scarf appendages towards giorno

Giorno uses Gold Experience Requiem to Punch Asura, which makes his scarf appendages instantly go back. Giorno then launches a flurry of punches using Gold Experience Requiem
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
OOC: This is gold experience requiem BTW

@giorno
when asura is struct by your attack, his body vanishes. then many other asuras appear around him releasing multiple scarf appendages at him, almost impossible to dodge

Gold Experience Requiem punches just one of the Asuras before the scarves hit Giorno, and Asura is reset back to one person, just standing there.
I must ask you a question: Do you kill humans for fun?

I step out of the fire, giving off an evil looking aura. Costume, Hair, and Eyes now glowing in a different color

Hehehehe~

OOC: It should be noted that some of these "lizardmen" may have switched dimenssions. They will and can infect you with a single bite, they are also pretty fast (Not as fast as Gold Experience however, so Giorno has quite a amount of advantage here)
If you try to fly/ run away, they will use their long extrudable tongues to catch you.
Keep in mind that they are still infected civilians.
Still waiting for crow response, good luck guys

why do i kill? to be honest, i dont really know. maybe for sustenance, for fun, maybe its in my nature to kill? i only exist to bring madness to the world, that is were a person can find true peace, no more fear, no more obligation to authority, a person can choose how he can live. you should ask that question to crow, who you so blindly follow. he kills people who dont show any devotion of faith towards him and claims himself to be a god. so ask yourself, who is the real monster here?

you. you kill because you want to. I don't care about the crow right now, because you are my only target. You will not survive, I guarantee that. my stand guarantees that.