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Funny..
I can consume anyone in this thread and become him/her

Try me, Alex. I come back from the dead.

I order you to commit seppuku or lose all honor.

I'm still here.

Come at me!

Well, I hope you enjoy sodium poisoning then.

Oh we look awesome together. I mean.. I look awesome right now.

Be gentle.

Guys, should we stop Alex from eating everyone?

I want to eat Ann.

I assume you mean that in a non-perverted way.
If so, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

If you want to do some perverted stuff do it in the shipping thread.

(I love this kind of threads)
I'm… A tree person. Fear my… Bark?

@Ann Hiro: Shipping thread? Which shipping thread?

Like what?

@ Bruno
This thread

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@ Alex

We Snuggle

[Spanish kitty meows.]

boy if you eat anyone else before me i'll make sure that you are my personal seat uses second ability (note this is fake so yeah)

any last wishes

I shouldn't have posted that…
On my defense, Ann posted sexy pics before I got here.

You'll have a difficult time consuming anything once I've roboticized you, you (rather large) pest!

Stop posting. You are an idiot.

You dare speak to God like that? Peasant.

Why download pr0n when you can watch it online?
:more drooling:

Catbread.

Im afraid I cant allow you to kill Nicol, Dr. Robotnik, he is killing my giant historically accurate enemy crabs after all

so far only one

Oh you eat people?
Thats cute

And THAT is how you do it, men.

I hope some sort of battle doesn't break out here.
I really do.

ok (controls masterburner) now hit mr robonik

Yes! Fight… stares into the abyss :drools:

My name is a pun. Hehehe.

You think your name is a pun?
I think you don't know what a pun is if it BONKed you in the head.

THAT'S IT, FIRE ALL MISSILES!!! KNOCK THAT BLASTED DRAGON OUT OF THE SKY!!!

OW!

NOT ME, DON'T YOU HIT ME, I KNOW AEROBLAST!

dodges missiles like a pro Oh please, a Firefly can shoot off more bullets than that!

I see you're trying to be Ann Hiro of this thread.
Your 2d anime character will never triumph over me, for my bat has the power to flatten most opponents, but there is no need for that…
He's pancaked right out of the box!
MWAHAHAHAHA

I'll be done powering up after we get to the the 4th page.

I see you cooking up those comebacks, but you'll strike out trying to crack me.
I'm a tough egg.

I can't believe anyone is stupid enough to think that you're more powerful than Superman. Someone who has as much knowledge of the character as I have would know that it isn't even close. Hell, by the time this thread reaches its fourth page the Man of Steel could've turned you into a scattered cloud of elementary particles!

You must be hard-boiled if you're going to stand up to someone who can hatch a pun in seconds.

You can't scratch my shell, I think you're getting a bit cocky.

What's all this, then? I'M the one who makes the egg puns around here!

Why, if I weren't busy trying to destroy that pesky dragon, you'd all be SCRAMBLING to create better puns than me!

Beat it.

Getting your yolk all scrambled over my egg-straordinary ability to whip up puns will get you nowhere soon.

You look eggs-hausted. Perhaps instead of getting all fried, you should go through the day sunny-side up.

Soldier, Zhink just for a second…

I think I just yolked a bit but now I'm fine. Time to whisk away all egg-cessive competitors, and leave only me. I whip it good with all the puns. Time to get out of the kitchen because it's getting hot, but don't worry it doesn't mean I quit. I think it's a change of pace, I hope you aren't too slow to keep up.

You won't be laughing for long when you get a load of my ability to start cranking out puns with all systems at full power. Your snooping as usual won't leave me saying "It's no use!"

I hope I'm not over-doing it with the puns, but you know what they say: "The more the merrier!"