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Hi.

I'm Pat Sajak.

Welcome to Wheel Of FOOOOOOOOOOOORTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!

Here's how it's going to work.

I'll post today's game and you, the forum users can guess the letters or solve the puzzle.

Here are the rules.

There are no points, whoever guesses the answer correctly will win a FABULOUS secret prize.

Remember the wheel the entire game is named off of? Fuck it. Just guess letters.

To use a vowel you will have to of guessed a consonant correctly.

You cannot go twice in a row. Wait for someone else to take a turn Mr. Impatient.

If you guess wrong. You have to wait for two people to go before you can go again.

So… without any further ado… our game!

C'mon what are you waiting for? Are you stupid? Quit reading this and answer!

Jesus, some people.

I'd like to guess "Sloth's can fly but only when they can read"

You are wrong.

I hope your parents are proud of you.

Give me a "Y" Alex.

Ha ha, you're funny.

Not really.

But there are two Y's.

Give me an A please.

What? That's a vowel. You have to guess a consonant to be able to get a vowel.

Try again.

Y is a consonant if you are gonna mention that.

Try again.

give me a "R"

There are three R's.

Lucky guess.

give me an s pat!

Three S's

Now all the good letters have been taken.

i'd like to buy a vowel. can i get an o?

Okay, but you cannot buy another vowel until you correctly guess another consonant.

Four Os

id like to buy a vowel.
and E please

Same thing, no more vowels until you guess another consonant.

Three Es

okay, i have to wait now dont i?

Yeah.

Sit tight.

Mr. Impatient.

oh pat!

L?
I am so right, aren't Pat. OMG I'm on mother fuckin' Wheel of Fortune!

Give me a B, Pat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a "T"

while were here pat, id like a g.
im thinking that the word "game" is the last word. i may be wrong

PAT PAT PAT! Is it, "Sorry bro, but you have just lost the game" ?

i think you got it!!

You will get half my profits. You can be my tag along when I win that trip, for real.

Stop commenting, I really need to finish this essay about some crap book I read in French class.

Congratulations!

While you guys were rapidly firing letters at me, my computer shut down.

Anyways, Pterodactyl, you have won the game and equally lost the game.

Life's a bitch, eh?

Good night everyone!

See you next time!

NO PAT! I WANNA PLAY AGAIN

Holy crap. Really? I just won? Pat, let's do the little puzzle after the main one.

yay!!!!! good job pterodactyl

Sorry folks.

One game per thread.

But since thread worked well I will make a new, harder one. Maybe with a real prize.

Pterodactyl's prize?

Huckleberry Mothafuckin' Hound.

yay!

ok make a new one NAO pat.

this thread totally blew my mind :D

what winners youse are. i posted an animated gif version on KYM blog