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51. Keep asking where the kroger brand yoyos at.

52. vomit on the floor and eat it

53. Dress up as Slender Man and beg random people for $20.

54. Turn on the intercom and yell that you have a gun

55. Place condoms randomly in people's carts.

56. Change the order of all the prices.

57. take the objects in another persons cart and put them back on the shelf
(bonus point if done unseen for a while)
(2x bonus if you can confuse/make someone else take the blame)

58. show up with legos with nails on them in toy aisle

Chase people while holding a dildo.

60. Filled up several shopping carts and have demolition derby.

61. Mooning the cashier and other shoppers

62. GOATSE

63. Tubgirl.

64. Replace the common pop music that plays in Wal-Mart with uncensored 90s rap music.

65. Same as above, but with death or black metal.

66. Same as 65 and 64, but with this cued up to play 90 times…

67. start blasting ni**as in paris

68. Start wrestling with any stuffed animal you can find.

69. Try to hump a plushie while wearing a bra and thongs.

70. Dress up as Mitt Romney and tell everyone that they're fired and their jobs are going to China.

71. Go to the beer section and try to drink all the beer.

72. bring a bong to the plant aisle

Were a shark mask and run around singing "I'm a shark! Suck my dick!"

74. Walk up to someone and pretend you are a wizard, then cast a spell.

75. wear an pumpkin on top of your head and a cloak then hang around in toy aisle naked
bonus if it's close to halloween

76. Run around in your underwear while wearing a bra over your face.

Bring in a bunch of people wearing UFCW pins.

(Nobody will get this, but this really needs to be done sometime)

77.

78. March around the store singing Do You Hear the People Sing? from Les Miserables and see if anyone joins in with you.

79. Holding up a big rule 34 pic in public.

80. Mime shooting a kid in the kid in the toy aisle with a nerf gun, and if he "shoots" back call him a fucking noob camper hack etc.

81. Singing "Do You Like Waffles?" in the store.

81. Sir, welcome to Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart? This is Sparta!!!
Kick employee down a flight of stairs

83. Go around flipping people off incessantly.

84. Stealing candy from babies.

85. Wear a trench coat and go over by the watches and start soliciting random people, "Hey, buddy; you want to buy a watch?"
Bonus points if you're actually employed by WalMart

86. Stealing babies in general.

87. Stealing buggies in general.

88. smoke some blunts in someones face

89. Dress up as Twilight Sparkle and sing the My Little Pony Theme song loudly.

90. Just stand around screaming your head off

91. Going around and whining about the prices.
(Bonus points if you whine like rarity)

92.Crawl all over the store in a Ghillie suit and use a broom as a sniper rifle.

93. Pretend the bananas are handguns and start shooting at random strangers. When the "clip" is consumed, eat the banana and throw the peel on the ground

94. Go to the lotion isle. Do exactly what you're thinking you dirty internet bastards.

95. Acting like a total asshole and be like: "DEAL WITH IT"

96. Get a job there, then unionize.

97. Act like a zombie and try to bite everyone.

98. Play with the automatic doors.

haha, i just reread that a second time, and laughed out loud to myself..

the first time i thought you'd written "sit on the little conveyer belt." [ that would probably work too, though.]