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I found a thread like this, but it was closed, so I made one. But a 1000 ways.

I'll start.
1. Dress up as batman and yell "TO ZE BATCAVE!!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

2. Start killing everyone with an axe

3. Masturbating in public, anyone?

4. Shit on the little conveyor belt that you put your groceries on.

5. Read Rorschachs journal entries out loud threw a megaphone in the kids clothing area.

6. make redneck jokes about the 300 lb women paying with food stamps at checkout

*EDIT: forgot to number it

7. Gather all the clothes in a pile, and then set them on fire.

8. Drive your Go Kart into the store and go buy some bananas.

9. Forget to wear pants

10. Anything that is not socially acceptable.

11. Mark 4 pigs, "1,2,3 & 5" Then release them in the store.

12. Anything in this thread.

13. Fight with little girls over the last MLP playset in the toy aisle

Throw pieces of meat at people.

15. Throw pieces of store meat at people.

16.

17. Enter by breaking the windows instead of using the entrance.

18. come in with robe say will you children like candy

19. Get your friends to pretend they're inchworms and block the aisles

20. Fake a heart attack at the register.

21. Asking an employee nicely to kick you out of wal-mart. (Beg is necessary.)

22. throw a fit over how they have 2 dozen check out isles and only 4 of them are open at a time.

23. Walk around like a dog with high heels on while biting peoples asses,

Loudly sing bawdy songs. Bonus points for getting children to join in.

25. go in the bathroom, steal a piece of crap, and give it to the manager

26. Go to the grape juice isle dressed as a gentleman and pretend you're sampling their fine wines.

27. Creepily stare at the cashier and keep everyone waiting in line for hours.

26. bring a playboy book,knife,& mask

27: Rage over the uneven numbers of hot dogs and buns, decapitate the cashier and set everything on fire.
Sure you might get shot, pepper sprayed or beaten, but they will surely throw you out of there. I guarantee it. I've done it.

28. wear mask and blanket

29. Get a flash mob together (at the very least 100 people) and have everyone march around the store together while playing bagpipes. Bonus points if everyone is randomly playing whatever they want.

30. Have a fellow (asshole) shopper run over your foot (in sandals, no less) and yell profanities at him.

31. Make meth using the ingredients you grabbed off the shelves in Wal-Mart. If they do not catch you making it, make sure to try and sell some to either the Girl Scouts in the store if it's cookie season or any of the people running the registers by offering to pay for whatever you want to buy that wasn't used to make the meth, with the meth.

32. Have a shopping cart race with a friend.

35 (the order screwed up. Rerouting). Take a shit in the cash slot in the self checkout machine.

36: Put little pieces of duct tape over the barcodes of every item you can find.

37: Draw 666 on your chest and run around shirtless.

38. Sharpie marker product tags with "piss", "semen", "dildos" and "employee excrement".

39. Hit on everyone. Male, female, old, young. Hey, you'll be kicked out for creeping a lot of people out, but you'll be having a date Saturday night.

40.

41.dress up as master chief ask if they can go down to see what's wrong with the counter then teabag them bonus points for convincing them to do that

42. Claim that the calculators are defective when they don't know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43. sing this song at the top of your lungs at any line

44. Wearing a shirt saying "K-mart can kick Walmart's ass".

45. Misspell 'Reincarnation for the title of a thread (I'm so sorry).

46. Jump on top of the checkout stand and scream, "I WANT THE D" as loud as you can.

47. Mercilessly taunt a girl buying 1 Direction memorabilia.

48. punch out a walmart greeter and impersonate the guy you beat up (walmart greeter)

49. Pyro cosplay. Do I need to say more?

50. start trowing live river otters at people