149. steal what you want cause your an pirate
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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (RECARNATION)
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chowzburgerz
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150. Go up to the counter and yell into the speaker, "I REVIVED THIS THREAD!!!"
151. dress up like a bear and hand out candy to kids (was this done already?)
151 v 2.0. dress up like big foot and scar random people
(i imagine it will be something like this)
152). Do cocaine in the cereal aisle.
153. Try the "Photocopy your butt" trick with the express checkout scanner.
I live in walmart…ok, so I live near Bentonville. Same thing. Anyways, I got this:
154. Have a lightsaber fight down the toy aisles.
155. Jump off the top of a freezer and scare old ladies.
156. Extreme coupon and get in a fight with management about Ad Matching.
Btw I used to have video of #154 and #155. XD
158. Torture Everyone With A Screwdriver And Cry "AWW YEAH GIMME DAT APPLE BAYBE GIMMA DAT APPEL"
159. Fuck The Police, Literally
160. Contain SCP-106 At The Wal-mart
161. Ask "Is This The Wal-Mart Krab?"
162. Slap old people in general.
163. Throw a pokeball at ze manager
164. Play Thrift Shop Very loudly
165. Disguise as Pikachu and try to hit people with "tackle"
166.put horror on the tv aisle
167.put weed on the medicine aisle
168.put dildios on the toy aisle
169.pee on the food aisle
Spirit Coyote
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170. Time travel in their carpark at 1:15 a.m. with your friend the 'Doc'. They hate it.